Author Topic: I love you honey, but... (Read 2878 times)

Princess L · « **on:** May 23, 2009, 02:37:05 PM »

Post the things your S.O. does that drive you crazy

Princess L · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2009, 02:41:08 PM »

Leaving 3 ounces of milk in the carton

just finish it off

Splatters on the bathroom mirror

keep the water in the sink damnit

Hustle Man · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:39:03 PM »

I love you honey but please stop...

Leaving globs of toothpaste in the sink.

Moving my stuff around (In an attempt to clean up) and forgetting where she put it.

powerpack · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:46:42 PM »

Quote from: Hustle Man on May 23, 2009, 09:39:03 PM

Moving my stuff around (In an attempt to clean up) and forgetting where she put it.

Bump that for me to

Migs · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:13:17 PM »

sniff, no longer have an SO.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2009, 11:01:36 AM »

i'm seriously racking my brains to find something that i detes...o wait...got it! i friggin hate it when she tries to pop every pimple/ ingrown hair she sees on my chest or shoulders...

i dont get many but if i do its like x-mas for her...the sicko enjoys it and enjoys it when i end up yelping in pain

Princess L · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2009, 12:24:53 PM »

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2009, 01:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on May 25, 2009, 12:24:53 PM

lol...i doubt i have ticks and lice!

Migs · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2009, 02:07:56 PM »

it's definatley a girl thing

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2009, 02:53:13 PM »

Quote from: Migs on May 25, 2009, 02:07:56 PM

it's definatley a girl thing

its disgusting...once i had one on my stomach....it ws tiny..but her eagle eye spotted it...she squeezed it so hard (whilst i withered in pain) that stuff shot into her eye

Migs · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2009, 03:08:43 PM »

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2009, 04:44:15 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 25, 2009, 02:53:13 PM

its disgusting...once i had one on my stomach....it ws tiny..but her eagle eye spotted it...she squeezed it so hard (whilst i withered in pain) that stuff shot into her eye

true story..ask lauderdale when ya see her around here...she might try to deny it

Migs · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2009, 05:26:10 PM »

i don't want to hear it again lol

Butterbean · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:00:05 AM »

Let's the dog go in the swamp.

Feeds the other dog too many treats.

Quote from: Hustle Man on May 23, 2009, 09:39:03 PM

Moving my stuff around (In an attempt to clean up) and forgetting where she put it.

Oops I do that.

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 25, 2009, 02:53:13 PM

its disgusting...once i had one on my stomach....it ws tiny..but her eagle eye spotted it...she squeezed it so hard (whilst i withered in pain) that stuff shot into her eye

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:48:41 AM »

Dance. Sober or not.

I love my gf a lot..she is so top notch but the woman can't dance to save her life. It's the only thing about her that isn't A+..she is more of a C- in that department.

Option D · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:55:43 AM »

Well check this out.. I go to Mastros Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. This broad first takes the roll, splits it down the middle, spreads butter, puts it back to gether and eats the roll like a god dam bigmac, then she orders her $60 ribeye WELLDONE!!!!!! then orders WHITE Zifendel and holds the barrel of the glass instead of the stem...lord have mercy was i emberrased.. i know that was a bit off topic...but i had to get it out

Migs · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:04:21 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on May 28, 2009, 10:55:43 AM

Well check this out.. I go to Mastros Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. This broad first takes the roll, splits it down the middle, spreads butter, puts it back to gether and eats the roll like a god dam bigmac, then she orders her $60 ribeye WELLDONE!!!!!! then orders WHITE Zifendel and holds the barrel of the glass instead of the stem...lord have mercy was i emberrased.. i know that was a bit off topic...but i had to get it out

OMFG!

Option D · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:11:31 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 28, 2009, 11:04:21 AM

OMFG!

Right..

Migs · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:24:15 AM »

even though i was half joking, it annoys me when people don't use proper ettiquette in public. Also what a waste of a steak. The most I will ever get a steak done is medium and only on certain cuts of meat. Normally rare to mid-rare. As for the bread, that's ok to do at say outback lol. White zin, is a no-no. I hate white zin. so many better choices to go with ribeye. Hell i'd have more respect if she picked a nice beer. With that being said, I still pair red wine with most fish. Depending on the fish, sauce etc.

Option D · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 28, 2009, 11:24:15 AM

even though i was half joking, it annoys me when people don't use proper ettiquette in public. Also what a waste of a steak. The most I will ever get a steak done is medium and only on certain cuts of meat. Normally rare to mid-rare. As for the bread, that's ok to do at say outback lol. White zin, is a no-no. I hate white zin. so many better choices to go with ribeye. Hell i'd have more respect if she picked a nice beer. With that being said, I still pair red wine with most fish. Depending on the fish, sauce etc.

LOL... bad i guess i was a snob a little maybe? but dude.. i get all my steaks rare. The bread was a roll...im eating it correctly, right in front of her, take a small peice and butter it, dont eat it like that. And white zin...are you serious...thats not even real wine...But if call her on it... its world war 3

Migs · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:38:58 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on May 28, 2009, 11:31:06 AM

LOL... bad i guess i was a snob a little maybe? but dude.. i get all my steaks rare. The bread was a roll...im eating it correctly, right in front of her, take a small peice and butter it, dont eat it like that. And white zin...are you serious...thats not even real wine...But if call her on it... its world war 3

I wouldn't get on her too much about the roll. Hell i'd be happy that she eats normally and not get a salad with crutons on the side and a glass of water. I like my ribeyes done more than rare, for the fact that the added heat adds to the rendering of fat and increases the flavor. since they are more marbelized i feel that taking it closer to medium-medium rare still keeps the moisture but the melted fat gives flavor. White zin sucks. I call it baby drinkers wine. I'm not saying that everyone needs to drink a cote du rhone or even a devilish pinot to be considered classy but white zin is literally a step up from a wine cooler for me.

w8m8 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:41:11 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 23, 2009, 10:13:17 PM

sniff, no longer have an SO.

it's OK Migs innit tho ?
I reckon I like being alone better after reading this thread

Migs · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:48:48 AM »

Quote from: w8m8 on May 28, 2009, 11:41:11 AM

it's OK Migs innit tho ?
I reckon I like being alone better after reading this thread

not really. I still have moments lol. I screwed up a good thing. I miss the feeling of connectedness.

Butterbean · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:20:46 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on May 28, 2009, 10:55:43 AM

Well check this out.. I go to Mastros Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. This broad first takes the roll, splits it down the middle, spreads butter, puts it back to gether and eats the roll like a god dam bigmac, then she orders her $60 ribeye WELLDONE!!!!!! then orders WHITE Zifendel and holds the barrel of the glass instead of the stem...lord have mercy was i emberrased.. i know that was a bit off topic...but i had to get it out

Mastros! OOO Baby!

Have you ever had the lobster mashed potatoes?

Meanwhile the roll thing wouldn't bother me that much unless she held it w/both hands but you can pretty much bet she got the worst piece of meat they had in the kitchen since it was to be cooked well done...

White Zin = Gross but yes, you are being snobby about her not holding the stem lol

Option D · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:34:11 PM »

Quote from: STella on May 28, 2009, 12:20:46 PM

Mastros! OOO Baby!

Have you ever had the lobster mashed potatoes?

Meanwhile the roll thing wouldn't bother me that much unless she held it w/both hands but you can pretty much bet she got the worst piece of meat they had in the kitchen since it was to be cooked well done...

White Zin = Gross but yes, you are being snobby about her not holding the stem lol

oh yeah baby..she sure in the hell did hold the bread with 2 hands...yeah...like a whopper...