Author Topic: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack (Read 10940 times)

jtsunami · « **on:** May 23, 2009, 03:56:10 PM »

His wife who is 50 pounds lighter than him @ 108 pounds, pull his soaking 160 pounds twink body from a shark that was biting his forearm. Great job, maybe this woman needs to get rid of this womanly man and get a real man, fuckin 160 pounds HAHAHAHHAHA twink!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30883955/?GT1=43001

“She’s my angel,” Luis told Meredith Vieira Friday from Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, where he is recovering from the injuries he suffered on May 6 during a romantic getaway to the Bahamas. As his wife sat beside him smiling and blushing, he added, “She saved me and I love her so much before and even more now. I’m so happy to have her as a wife. I’m the happiest man on earth right now.”

jt

2ND COMING · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:57:59 PM »

shes cute

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2009, 03:59:11 PM »

he looks like a mongoloid version of royce gracie...
....the funny thing is that royce ALSO has a hot wife..
....then again, why shouldn't royce have a hot wife......he is THE SHIT

leonp1981 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:02:55 PM »

Why's he wearing a bathrobe / karate suit?

jtsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2009, 04:23:42 PM »

Quote from: leonp1981 on May 23, 2009, 04:02:55 PM

Why's he wearing a bathrobe / karate suit?

i think it's his hospital robe, although it might be his regular dress he wears considering he weighs 160 pounds for a male!!!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2009, 05:48:58 PM »

Where's NASSER when u need him?

jtsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2009, 05:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 23, 2009, 05:48:58 PM

Where's NASSER when u need him?

bwhahhah x2 Nasser would have ripped the head off that shark and put that twink on a exercise and eating program to turn him into a man.

webcake · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:00:15 PM »

Hahah little twink rescued by wife. Shameful.

jtsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:17:49 PM »

Quote from: webcke on May 23, 2009, 06:00:15 PM

Hahah little twink rescued by wife. Shameful.

he won't recover

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:20:27 PM »

Poor gal, she already has that look of lost respect on her face... $:-\$

jtsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2009, 06:48:43 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 06:20:27 PM

Poor gal, she already has that look of lost respect on her face... $:-\$

yup she knows she is with a loser, just needs to tell him to leave the house, pack up and he will obey I am sure, he sure isn't going to fight she will kick his ass!

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:22:18 PM »

im glad hes ok

Jizzacked · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:24:31 PM »

guess you could say he was saved by the "belle"

HTexan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:46:03 PM »

so she likes to be on top?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:03:45 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on May 23, 2009, 03:59:11 PM

he looks like a mongoloid version of royce gracie...
....the funny thing is that royce ALSO has a hot wife..
....then again, why shouldn't royce have a hot wife......he was THE SHIT

fixed.

Tre · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:10:08 PM »

This is why we schmoes love our schmoehos. We need them to keep our little asses alive.

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on May 23, 2009, 07:24:31 PM

guess you could say he was saved by the "belle"

WillGrant · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:41:48 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 03:56:10 PM

His wife who is 50 pounds lighter than him @ 108 pounds, pull his soaking 160 pounds twink body from a shark that was biting his forearm. Great job, maybe this woman needs to get rid of this womanly man and get a real man, fuckin 160 pounds HAHAHAHHAHA twink!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30883955/?GT1=43001

“She’s my angel,” Luis told Meredith Vieira Friday from Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, where he is recovering from the injuries he suffered on May 6 during a romantic getaway to the Bahamas. As his wife sat beside him smiling and blushing, he added, “She saved me and I love her so much before and even more now. I’m so happy to have her as a wife. I’m the happiest man on earth right now.”

jt

Is that you JT?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:46:14 PM »

What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »

It was just a Bull Shark...I see them all the time when i dive or go surfing...Just a Beautiful Fish

CARTEL · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:41:27 PM »

Quote from: DeketheCreep on May 23, 2009, 08:13:03 PM

This one was great

jtsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 08:46:14 PM

What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?

sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl

webcake · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:55:14 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 09:54:14 PM

sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl

hahah gayer than speedos

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:00:37 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 09:54:14 PM

sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl

I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.

mass 04 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:03:47 PM »

lol, only on getbig would a guy be made fun of for not fighting off a shark.