Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?

[swilkins1984]

I preordered one of these for delivery in 2025 from Amazon Skynet. Nobody will fu*k with my sh*t.

[Boost]

2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth  

my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"

In the UK you are required to visibly display signs warning of dangerous dogs

A suprise attack would land you in prison

ridiculous

[Deicide]

at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol

Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force

[Boost]

Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force

York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets

[Deicide]

York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets

But pretty safe...

[Meso_z]

I would tell him "Im from the internet dude, youre fucked."

[Method101]

2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth  

my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"

Good point dogs scare the shit out of burgulers.. when im alot older with a house of my own and my life isn't so chaotic maybe i will get a dog, i would probably get 2 Alaskan malamutes, i would get 2 so they would be able to keep eachother company while im at the gym/work etc. And i always wanted dogs anyway not just for home defense, but my mother dosen't want a dog in the house lol.


Anyway that would be in like 10-20 years, im thinking more on the present,

[Tapeworm]

at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol

  SAS stealth moves!

[ManBearPig...]

true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.

haha

[leonp1981]

It's pathetic.

The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.

A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.

he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK

To be fair, he shot the kid in the back as he was running away!

[leonp1981]

York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets

Middlesbrough = 50% Asian/Immigrant, average nightlife, dangerous streets.

[The Master]

In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.

Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!

Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.

[lax]

2 bull mastiffs, one 160, other 210 pounds will tidy things up nicely for me

[Deicide]

In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.

Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!

Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.

Too much welfare and socialism...

[chaos]

[Migs]

2 SKS rifles, 12ga, 30-06, AR-15, glock .40, rossi .357, taurus .45, rugar 9mm, if all that fails i have a .22 plinking rifle lol

[Dballn247]

Shoot him in the face, place realistic looking toy gun in his hand, call police.

[Hulkster]

my philosophy has always been this:

IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.

people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.

if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.

therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.

its that simple.

[240 is Back]

my philosophy has always been this:

IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.

people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.

if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.

therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.

its that simple.

Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?

[Hulkster]

Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?

ronnie.

dorian gets black eyes all the time cause he gets beat up.

[Dballn247]

Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?

Ronnie he's black for obvious reasons.