leg pics or it didn't happen!
Am I supposed to take a pic of my legs when he calls?
I think after the last time, ...I might have successfully broken him of the habit.
It's bad enough to get a drunken phone call in the middle of the night,
...but when it's heavily laced with a thick polish accent, ...it's beyond frustrating.
The accent is bad enough, but when it gets slurred after a few drinks it's impossible to figure out.
You're trying to figure out what the guy is saying, thinking maybe he needs help or something,
...cause he works alot with Poland and the time difference etc., ...then you realize what he's really saying.
One of these days I'm gonna invent a way to reach out and bitch slap someone through the phone.
I think after our last conversation, ...I may have come close to perfecting the technique.
The next 4 am call... he texted me first ensuring I was already awake, was completely sober, ...and all business.