Author Topic: Were you an accident? (Read 4570 times)

240 is Back · « **on:** May 27, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »

By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to detemine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born. Or, dad will give you the 'birds and bees' speech and talk about how accidents do happen.

So spill it, if you feel like it. Were you planned? Or were you the result of alcohol + hormones + irresistable disco music?

Method101 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:10:16 PM »

i was not planned, but my parents were together till i was three years old.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:10:28 PM »

My mother told me she sat on a dirty toilet seat......and thus polychronopolous was conceived.

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:10:48 PM »

Yes, you were.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:14:28 PM »

I had sex with myself and then I was born.

kiwiol · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:18:12 PM »

According to my mom, not my conception so much as my getting dropped on my head all those times I was a baby

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:28:15 PM »

My parents were married for like 9 years before I was born.

hangclean · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:45:44 PM »

I was not planned, hence the reason I was given up for adoption.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:47:01 PM »

timfogarty · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:01:56 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 27, 2009, 11:06:28 PM

By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to determine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born.

18 or 20 ? I did it at 12.

yes you can get pregnant the very first time

polychronopolous · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:05:39 AM »

Quote from: timfogarty on May 28, 2009, 12:01:56 AM

18 or 20 ? I did it at 12.

yes you can get pregnant the very first time

I heard somewhere that you can't get pregnant by pre-cum.

phyxsius · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:09:23 AM »

Phelps surfs GETBIG!!

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:10:53 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 27, 2009, 11:06:28 PM

By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to detemine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born. Or, dad will give you the 'birds and bees' speech and talk about how accidents do happen.

So spill it, if you feel like it. Were you planned? Or were you the result of alcohol + hormones + irresistable disco music?

Planned. I'm a second child and my parents were already married for 4 years with my brother.

phyxsius · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:14:23 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 28, 2009, 12:10:53 AM

Planned. I'm a second child and my parents were already married for 4 years with my brother.

that's what they say just to avoid you killing yourself and your parents get the blame..

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:17:39 AM »

Quote from: phyxsius on May 28, 2009, 12:14:23 AM

that's what they say just to avoid you killing yourself and your parents get the blame..

My brother was born in 75, I was born in 77. I'm sure my parents knew that sex makes babies.....

Tre · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:34:03 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 28, 2009, 12:17:39 AM

My brother was born in 75, I was born in 77. I'm sure my parents knew that sex makes babies.....

I cannot imagine the guilt they must feel over having brought you into this world.

webcake · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:39:44 AM »

Who knows, all that matters is that i'm here.......

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:25:24 AM »

Quote from: phyxsius on May 28, 2009, 12:09:23 AM

Phelps surfs GETBIG!!

hahaha good catch.

Deicide · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:27:22 AM »

Irrelevant for body composition.

wavelength approved

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:49:38 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 27, 2009, 11:06:28 PM

Is that Getbig on the laptop screen?

ironneck · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:50:36 AM »

i was planned

calfzilla · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2009, 07:57:11 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on May 28, 2009, 12:05:39 AM

I heard somewhere that you can't get pregnant by pre-cum.

Yeah, I like to call those people parents.

affeman · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:28:43 AM »

I was definately planned, my parents were already married for 3 years.

I guess that's the reason why I evolved so well.

Deicide · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:32:58 AM »

Quote from: affeman on May 28, 2009, 08:28:43 AM

I was definately planned, my parents were already married for 3 years.

~~I guess that's the reason why I evolved so well.~~ Das ist wohl der Grund, weshalb ich so lange von ihnen schnorren durfte.

fixed

Mars · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:35:41 AM »

i have two dads.