Author Topic: what's your childrens name or what you gonna name them? (Read 6674 times)

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #75 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:28:01 PM »

Asturd,

boy or girl.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #76 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 28, 2009, 02:52:02 PM

I would want to help my daughters stay as "pure" as they can, so I like the names you have for girls. I would also consider Ruth, Beulah, or Florence. Any name that no one would scream in ectasy might keep the boys away for a while.

RUTH...RUTH...OH F**K ME RU....uh...ok yeah, your right...it doesn't work.

It's like screaming a someones grandmothers name or something. $:-\$

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #77 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:52:04 PM »

[Deicide]Leqisha and Terrel because those are black names and black people = great genetics[/Deicide]

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #78 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:55:55 PM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 28, 2009, 02:52:02 PM

I would want to help my daughters stay as "pure" as they can, so I like the names you have for girls. I would also consider Ruth, Beulah, or Florence. Any name that no one would scream in ectasy might keep the boys away for a while.

I just assumed your son would be Sexual Mustard, Jr. (or III if you are, in fact, a junior)

Great name you have there, by the way...I'm still laughing about the drawing you did of the Planet Fitness "c.unt"

Thank you kindly

There can only be one Sexual Mustard, but I do like your choices, especially Ruth, and shall add them to my roster of potential daughter names. I also like Blanche and Ingrid.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #79 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:58:19 PM »

Lucy Stools is a pretty name.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #80 on:** May 28, 2009, 04:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Sexual Mustard on May 28, 2009, 03:55:55 PM

Thank you kindly There can only be one Sexual Mustard, but I do like your choices, especially Ruth, and shall add them to my roster of potential daughter names. I also like Blanche and Ingrid.

Blanche is good, but be careful with Ingrid due to potential Swedish massage connotations.

Ursus · « **Reply #81 on:** May 28, 2009, 04:03:22 PM »

No kids.

I like Erin, Ailis (ale-iish) and Cara as girls

I like normal names like Daniel for boys.

TechnoViking · « **Reply #82 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:08:16 PM »

Having kids secures their future into a world of slavery...When the bloodline ends, only then can you move to the next level...

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #83 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:19:41 PM »

Forgot to mention "Rosco" as a future son name

lovemonkey · « **Reply #84 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:20:28 PM »

My kids would be Kevin and Levrone

fathead · « **Reply #85 on:** May 29, 2009, 12:38:21 AM »

Jermajesty or Anfernee for a boy

Shanaynay or Lawfonda for a girl

DK II · « **Reply #86 on:** May 29, 2009, 12:53:41 AM »

Quote from: fathead on May 29, 2009, 12:38:21 AM

Jermajesty or Anfernee for a boy

Shanaynay or Lawfonda for a girl

ahahahahah, oh boy...

Are they going to influence the movie "Menace II Society Reloaded"??

webcake · « **Reply #87 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:16:31 AM »

Dorian, Markus.

io856 · « **Reply #88 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:21:45 AM »

Quote from: webcke on May 29, 2009, 02:16:31 AM

Dorian, Markus.

Iris?

webcake · « **Reply #89 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:26:56 AM »

Quote from: io856 on May 29, 2009, 02:21:45 AM

Iris?

Not sure about a girls name.

But boy will be Dorian or Markus.

ironneck · « **Reply #90 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:32:48 AM »

Quote from: webcke on May 29, 2009, 02:26:56 AM

Not sure about a girls name.

But boy will be Dorian or Markus.

just to make sure they will be huge aryan bastards with muscles when they grew up?

webcake · « **Reply #91 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:33:28 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 02:32:48 AM

just to make sure they will be huge aryan bastards with muscles when they grew up?

Of course. No kid of mine will be a tiny tit.

ironneck · « **Reply #92 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:35:57 AM »

Quote from: webcke on May 29, 2009, 02:33:28 AM

Of course. No kid of mine will be a tiny tit.

AMEN

mine will be fucking killers when i name them ATILLA AND TAYFUN

webcake · « **Reply #93 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:39:18 AM »

Tyrath for a boy.

webcake · « **Reply #94 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:41:57 AM »

Now that i think of it, i will just call my kid "Aryan".

ironneck · « **Reply #95 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:43:10 AM »

Quote from: webcke on May 29, 2009, 02:41:57 AM

Now that i think of it, i will just call my kid "Aryan".

great choice

if i have another son i'll call him webcke

Tapeworm · « **Reply #96 on:** May 29, 2009, 02:45:34 AM »

Brick Dreadnought

or

Zuzu Pinkpetals

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #97 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:17:14 AM »

Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 28, 2009, 04:02:37 PM

Blanche is good, but be careful with Ingrid due to potential Swedish massage connotations.

Guess that wouldn't be too bad for a young girl...if I met a chick my age I counldn't do her with that name. Only cause I grew up watching Golden Girls. (comedy with REALLY old chicks and the 65yr old slut was named Blanche)

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #98 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:36:18 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on May 29, 2009, 08:17:14 AM

Guess that wouldn't be too bad for a young girl...if I met a chick my age I counldn't do her with that name. Only cause I grew up watching Golden Girls. (comedy with REALLY old chicks and the 65yr old slut was named Blanche)

lol that's where I remember the name from!

Tre · « **Reply #99 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:46:24 AM »

Quote from: fathead on May 29, 2009, 12:38:21 AM

Lawfonda