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Central America Shaken!
« on: May 28, 2009, 10:52:57 AM »
by Stewart Swerdlow

A magnitude 7.1 quake struck off the eastern coast of Honduras last night, causing damage and death. The large temblor was felt from Belize to Costa Rica. It occurred along the Caribbean Tectonic plate.

I have warned for years that this plate would be rising and cause seismic and volcanic activities. This has been increasing dramatically over the last 2 years.

Eventually, tsunamis and displaced sea water will wash over Florida and the coastal Gulf region, permanently submerging the land. Now it is beginning in earnest.

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 10:54:59 AM »
Seems like 240 is in for a ride.  :D
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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 10:58:39 AM »
Seems like 240 is in for a ride.  :D
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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 11:00:39 AM »
by Stewart Swerdlow

A magnitude 7.1 quake struck off the eastern coast of Honduras last night, causing damage and death. The large temblor was felt from Belize to Costa Rica. It occurred along the Caribbean Tectonic plate.

I have warned for years that this plate would be rising and cause seismic and volcanic activities. This has been increasing dramatically over the last 2 years.

Eventually, tsunamis and displaced sea water will wash over Florida and the coastal Gulf region, permanently submerging the land. Now it is beginning in earnest.

Poor tektonic genetics... :-\
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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 11:23:12 AM »
Seems like 240 is in for a ride.  :D

me and bob chick will be sharing a rowboat, it would seem.

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 11:37:06 AM »
me and bob chick will be sharing a rowboat, it would seem.
You will be comforted by the fact that you have a big burly man such as Bob to rescue you and if you get stranded on an island together and have to resort to cannibalism you will know he has the most meat but you will have to out smart him which wouldn't be to hard.

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 11:40:01 AM »
Better grab all the prostitutes you can carry and get zi hell outta there!!!

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 11:47:23 AM »
by Stewart Swerdlow

A magnitude 7.1 quake struck off the eastern coast of Honduras last night, causing damage and death. The large temblor was felt from Belize to Costa Rica. It occurred along the Caribbean Tectonic plate.

I have warned for years that this plate would be rising and cause seismic and volcanic activities. This has been increasing dramatically over the last 2 years.

Eventually, tsunamis and displaced sea water will wash over Florida and the coastal Gulf region, permanently submerging the land. Now it is beginning in earnest.
This just in: Natural disasters frequently occur along earth's tectonic plates. Don't need to be a huckster to know this.  ;)

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 12:34:18 AM »
by Stewart Swerdlow

A magnitude 7.1 quake struck off the eastern coast of Honduras last night, causing damage and death. The large temblor was felt from Belize to Costa Rica. It occurred along the Caribbean Tectonic plate.

I have warned for years that this plate would be rising and cause seismic and volcanic activities. This has been increasing dramatically over the last 2 years.

Eventually, tsunamis and displaced sea water will wash over Florida and the coastal Gulf region, permanently submerging the land. Now it is beginning in earnest.

Did your hookers not take you seriously when you warned them Sev?

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 03:03:14 AM »
Central America shaken by Stuart Swerdlow.

That guy must be huge!

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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 03:08:17 AM »
Central America shaken by Stuart Swerdlow.

That guy must be huge!

Good genetics, no doubt.
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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 03:13:13 AM »
Good genetics, no doubt.


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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 03:20:04 AM »
Central America shaken by Stuart Swerdlow.

That guy must be huge!
he's a body builder

6' about 230


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Re: Central America Shaken!
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 04:09:32 AM »
by Stewart Swerdlow

A magnitude 7.1 quake struck off the eastern coast of Honduras last night, causing NOT ENOUGH damage and death. The large temblor was felt from Belize to Costa Rica. It occurred along the Caribbean Tectonic plate.

I have warned for years WHILE HITTING THE CRACK PIPE that this plate would be rising and cause seismic and volcanic activities. This has been increasing dramatically over the last 2 years.

Eventually, tsunamis and displaced sea water AND THE 3 BRAIN CELLS I HAVE LEFT will wash over Florida and the coastal Gulf region, permanently submerging the land. Now it is beginning in earnest.

Fixed.  ;D