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« on: May 28, 2009, 05:39:29 PM »

Watch her eyes


 
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman , " she told him.

"I don't understand , " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father , "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason , " was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man , still wondering why women cry...

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone , he asked , "God , why do women cry so easily?"

God said

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up , and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances , even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife , but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally , I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son , " said God , "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears , the figure that she carries , or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes , because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
 


Please share this with the beautiful women you know. If you do, something good will happen:
You will boost another woman's self-esteem. If not I'd have boosted yours, and that is enough!
Pass it on to men too - perhaps they will then understand "why women cry"
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 08:22:43 PM »

i hate crying.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 12:15:01 PM »

Jeez, Judi!!

Where do you find this lame crap?
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 12:21:59 PM »

Jeez, Judi!!

Where do you find this lame crap?

i.e. I cried like a little girl after reading it.


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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 12:43:58 PM »

i.e. I cried like a little girl after reading it.


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I believe you. Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 12:47:09 PM »

need a tissue?
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 01:02:07 PM »

I cried reading that...in fact..I laughed so hard I farted too. Undecided

..damn whey protein Grin


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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 01:11:31 PM »

I cried reading that...in fact..I laughed so hard I farted too. Undecided

love ya Jag Kiss

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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 01:32:34 PM »

ha ha.


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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 01:55:51 PM »

Was it me or did everyone hear Jag say "ugh..boys"..then do this  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 03:04:31 PM »

My first reaction was, "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, WOMAN!!"   Angry

But actually, this is a nice piece.  Just goes to show that men and women really are created differently.
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 03:16:52 PM »

Just goes to show that men and women really are created differently.

Thank the lucky stars. Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 04:41:05 PM »

Really don't know what to say about that one, MS.
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2009, 04:44:41 PM »

Really don't know what to say about that one, MS.

I can't believe it's still up!
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2009, 04:50:06 PM »

I can't believe it's still up!

Either Stella agreed that it's a legit reason to cry or hasn't seen your pic yet. Smiley
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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2009, 05:10:42 PM »

i think it's the second choice, i almost feel bad that she even has to see that pic. Grin

Almost   lol
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« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2009, 05:12:22 PM »

They cry  so we (guys)  can pretend to be   emotional   and pretend we care so we will hug them    and say   "its gonna be all right...hoping to score.....its just so much easier   that way.   
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« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2009, 08:39:15 PM »

Was it me or did everyone hear Jag say "ugh..boys"..then do this  Roll Eyes

or stoopid amerikeens

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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2009, 12:26:46 AM »

Was it me or did everyone hear Jag say "ugh..boys"..then do this  Roll Eyes



You've got the most incredible hearing. That's EXACTLY what I said and did. {lol}
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2009, 05:35:36 AM »

i just lactated a little bit  Lips sealed
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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2009, 04:14:23 PM »

i just lactated a little bit  Lips sealed


you mean that's not normal?
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2009, 08:07:31 AM »

Women cry because they are physcho...

But I have a saying..."Happiness can be found within a woman's thighs, but the windows to that are her eyes, and the door to it is thru her mind."
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2009, 08:43:35 AM »

or $200
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2009, 09:54:59 PM »

or $200

 Shocked   And you wonder why you're alone?  Huh
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 08:36:50 AM »

Women cry because they are physcho...

But I have a saying..."Happiness can be found within a woman's thighs, but the windows to that are her eyes, and the door to it is thru her mind."
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