BACK OFF 
Haha I just wanted to use something that rhymed with "conquistador", my friend - no offense meant, if it reads in such a way.
Well, I appreciate your honesty; you are the only one here who realises and agrees that I=shitty bbing genetics.
Well, you aren't bodybuilding for a living or even trying to compete, so it's not so bad. And let's not forget that from a broader perspective, you are in the top 3 or maybe 2% of the world's most shapeliest / built humans