Bump for not a single American city on that list.
Yes, bump for our favorite wannabe European. The funny thing about that list is all of the Getbiggers who actually live in or near those cities were laughing at how absurd it is. But if trying to be European (which you're not) makes you feel better, go ahead. Keep bumping the list like it proves something.

Take all the uneducated, welfare leeching trash out of the US cities and they probably move up the list.
It is amusing how bitter you are at America, though. Blame the country, not the fact that you majored in a shit field like German lit (or w/e it was) for the fact that you have nothing to show at 31 years of age.