O.K. I have a few friends I can refer you to. I mean, there's farting around, and then there's stuff like you're doing.
my friend was right in the middle of the crowd of mentally retarded, he was swinging a Louisville trying to make contact with my pitches. most of the pitches would hit a retard before he could get a chance to hit it, but he run up and try to hit all of them anyway, he only hit one ball, which knocked a dude in the back of the skull, the rest of his swings he pretty much was just nailing retarded people in the stomach/back/side/leg/face.
pretty hilarious afternoon.