Oh no, my analysis is 'win'.
You're appalling and lazy acceptance of the evil wrought by 'your president' is the ultimate fail b/c you surrender that which is best for that which is worst - the constant engagement and revaluation of what is is replaced with the 'virtue' of hiding in your unassailable 'perfect' close-minded shell. Now that's an epic failure.
That's the irony.
Every human's political leanings can be categorized. Does that lock a person into a certain way of being? No. That's high school.
I understand what you're trying to do. We have a need to label people. When we meet someone, we need to be able to determine whether they are male or female, their race, political affiliation, religious beliefs, educational level, etc. It helps many people with their own comfort zone. People can be somewhat insecure if they're unable to apply the appropriate label. I see it all the time. I try and avoid it, but I do it. Although I'm not nearly as extreme as you are when it comes to applying labels, etc.
That said, no everyone does not have a political affiliation.