Author Topic: Getbig incidents - airport / market (Read 4631 times)

OneManGang · « **on:** June 05, 2009, 04:24:28 AM »

Yesterday I had an experience at the supermarket that is worthy of sharing with the mob at Getbig.com.

I was at the supermarket buying my usual pounds of tenderloin, seabass fillets and chicken breast, when I saw this middle aged man who was paying for his groceries at the cashier in front of me. This person was aged between 55-60, wealthy looking with rolex and probably quite unfit judging from his potbelly, thin arms and narrow shoulders. His groceries caused some attention though. He was purchasing a Muscular Development magazine, a tub of vaselin, a pack of condoms and some napkins. Upon seeing this, I was immediately thinking of Getbig.com.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:30:01 AM »

How is it that he didn't notice you, Meatasaurus?

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2009, 05:20:04 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on June 05, 2009, 04:24:28 AM

Yesterday I had an experience at the supermarket that is worthy of sharing with the mob at Getbig.com.

I was at the supermarket buying my usual pounds of tenderloin, seabass fillets and chicken breast, when I saw this middle aged man who was paying for his groceries at the cashier in front of me. This person was aged between 55-60, wealthy looking with rolex and probably quite unfit judging from his potbelly, thin arms and narrow shoulders. His groceries caused some attention though. He was purchasing a Muscular Development magazine, a tub of vaselin, a pack of condoms and some napkins. Upon seeing this, I was immediately thinking of Getbig.com.

I'm sure after he cleaned up he was disgusted with himself

Reign Down · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:07:47 AM »

Quote from: just_a_pilgrim on June 05, 2009, 05:20:04 AM

I'm sure after he cleaned up he was disgusted with himself

Don't judge him by your standards.

ta ta

DK II · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:08:53 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on June 05, 2009, 04:24:28 AM

Yesterday I had an experience at the supermarket that is worthy of sharing with the mob at Getbig.com.

I was at the supermarket buying my usual pounds of tenderloin, seabass fillets and chicken breast, when I saw this middle aged man who was paying for his groceries at the cashier in front of me. This person was aged between 55-60, wealthy looking with rolex and probably quite unfit judging from his potbelly, thin arms and narrow shoulders. His groceries caused some attention though. He was purchasing a Muscular Development magazine, a tub of vaselin, a pack of condoms and some napkins. Upon seeing this, I was immediately thinking of Getbig.com.

Vince Basile isn't what he was back in the 70s anymore.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:11:50 AM »

Quote from: OneManGang on June 05, 2009, 04:24:28 AM

Yesterday I had an experience at the supermarket that is worthy of sharing with the mob at Getbig.com.

I was at the supermarket buying my usual pounds of tenderloin, seabass fillets and chicken breast, when I saw this middle aged man who was paying for his groceries at the cashier in front of me. This person was aged between 55-60, wealthy looking with rolex and probably quite unfit judging from his potbelly, thin arms and narrow shoulders. His groceries caused some attention though. He was purchasing a Muscular Development magazine, a tub of vaselin, a pack of condoms and some napkins. Upon seeing this, I was immediately thinking of Getbig.com.

I'm pretty sure that guy posts here as "bluto".

DK II · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:12:26 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 07:11:50 AM

I'm pretty sure that guy posts here as "bluto".

Army of One · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:39:21 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 07:11:50 AM

I'm pretty sure that guy posts here as ~~"bluto"~~ Ron.

Tre · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:42:20 AM »

(Thanks to OneManGang for jogging my memory)

When I went to drop my friend off at the airport last night, they'd already closed down the traffic lanes for ticketing/check-in and everyone was being diverted to the baggage claim area. Sacramento's airport isn't large by any definition, but it was still an inconvenience, in part because of having to backtrack to the check-in counter, but mainly because of the amount of traffic being crammed into a small area.

I stopped at the point nearest the check-in area and she went to check her bag while I waited. After about 45 seconds, this little airport security guy came up to my window and told me I had to keep moving. I begrudgingly moved forward and then stopped before going all the way up to the car ahead of me. At that point, there was plenty of room for people to navigate around my truck.

Well, same guy comes up less than a minute later and asks whether I'm still waiting on someone...going on to say that I'll have to make a loop if they're not out yet.

I'm not having that shit, so I tell him that we're here for CHECK IN and yell that THEY'D closed down all the lanes for that. He's not happy about it, but wisely backs the fuck up.

One does not fuck with a GetBigger on edge.

StickStickly · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:44:06 AM »

Quote from: Tre on June 05, 2009, 07:42:20 AM

(Thanks to OneManGang for jogging my memory)

When I went to drop my friend off at the airport last night, they'd already closed down the traffic lanes for ticketing/check-in and everyone was being diverted to the baggage claim area. Sacramento's airport isn't large by any definition, but it was still an inconvenience, in part because of having to backtrack to the check-in counter, but mainly because of the amount of traffic being crammed into a small area.

I stopped at the point nearest the check-in area and she went to check her bag while I waited. After about 45 seconds, this little airport security guy came up to my window and told me I had to keep moving. I begrudgingly moved forward and then stopped before going all the way up to the car ahead of me. At that point, there was plenty of room for people to navigate around my truck.

Well, same guy comes up less than a minute later and asks whether I'm still waiting on someone...going on to say that I'll have to make a loop if they're not out yet.

I'm not having that shit, so I tell him that we're here for CHECK IN and yell that THEY'D closed down all the lanes for that. He's not happy about it, but wisely backs the fuck up.

One does not fuck with a GetBigger on edge.

Did that little incident make your dewey go hard?

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:44:46 AM »

You should have schmoesquatted that little tart.

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:45:08 AM »

I dont see how your brain computed that this was worthy of a thread.

StickStickly · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:46:32 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 05, 2009, 07:45:08 AM

I dont see how your brain computed that this was worthy of a thread.

Easy, his brain works much like a 56k modem. You can still hear the static and numbers dialing. He will catch on soon.

Tre · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:47:46 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 05, 2009, 07:45:08 AM

I dont see how your brain computed that this was worthy of a thread.

It's Friday and I had to have something to say (it's in the rules). I was all out of creativity (LONG week), but OneManGang gave me a template to work with.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:42:01 AM »

If you don't use the words "Epic", "Brutal", and/or "Monster" in the course of insulting some little 120-lb bottom-twink, it's not a story worthy of Getbig.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:16:00 AM »

You were dropping this woman off at the airport, you say.

"Have a good flight."
<screeetch>

So why did you remain parked outside?

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:31:17 AM »

Same thing happened to me, but at an abortion clinic.

jaejonna · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:33:02 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on June 05, 2009, 09:31:17 AM

Same thing happened to me, but at an abortion clinic.

all the people at the abortion clinic know my name ...

freespirit · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:33:21 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 07:11:50 AM

I'm pretty sure that guy posts here as "bluto".

This could be true.

jaejonna · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:36:27 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on June 05, 2009, 09:33:21 AM

This could be true.

that would mean that 'blew two' would have to leave his house... hahahaha he aint moving anywhere

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:36:39 AM »

when he approached your window did you say "is there something, old man?"

OneManGang · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:57:07 AM »

I tried to take a photo of the schmoe with my phone to satisfy the Getbig mob, but I was rather quick and the photo did not turn out clear. I was afraid that he would see me snapping a photo and thinking that a muscular man was interested in him (well, there was a morbid interest to photograph a real schmoe sort of)

Tre · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:20:04 AM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 05, 2009, 09:36:39 AM

when he approached your window did you say "is there something, old man?"

He was a little younger...probably thought he was a badass cuz he posts on bb.com or something.

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 08:42:01 AM

If you don't use the words "Epic", "Brutal", and/or "Monster" in the course of insulting some little 120-lb bottom-twink, it's not a story worthy of Getbig.

Ah, good point.

This little twink was about 6-0, 148 lbs and since he wasn't wearing any Tapout gear, I knew I could easily drop his ass if he persisted in harassing me.

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 09:16:00 AM

So why did you remain parked outside?

I needed a few more seconds to go over a couple of items with her.

Plus, I just like doing shit my own way as opposed to doing them the way the system wants.