Author Topic: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them (Read 9767 times)

Jizzacked · « **on:** June 05, 2009, 11:11:36 AM »

here is a couple, feel free to share yours

Aquiles, the thief
The charlatan from holland
Seeks another win

Usurped the contest
Dormant, but I smell the prize
After, gone again

No one sees my plan
My posting leaves them puzzled
Grab the cash and go!

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:19:48 AM »

Another day here
Max rep will delete this thread
And alex is fat

polychronopolous · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:25:24 AM »

Two babes beside me,
while I continue to own.
Just another day.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:28:39 AM »

Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant

Jizzacked · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:33:45 AM »

sneaking on getbig
feed cravings for men in thongs
what an awesome pose

dov · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:26:46 PM »

Bustin ass at my desk
smells good to me
smells terrible to others

evandatp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:43:26 PM »

No oily men pics
This thread will be deleted
When will Mars post porn?

A plastic trophy
Kidney transplant surgery
Gay for pay will pay?

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:04:30 PM »

Will the falcon
Spread his mighty wings and soar
and beat Aquiles

Illuminati
behold the powers that be!
Lizards no more.

mass 04 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:27:26 PM »

Thongs for sale half off
Team Nasser will take a case
Extra skid marks please

TrapsMcLats · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:19:28 PM »

schmoe, his balls so blue
young man needs cash for his drugs
gay for pay begins

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:34:24 PM »

To be schmoe squatted
By The Beast, then die from AIDS.
Deep tissue massage.

drkaje · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:58:37 PM »

Keyboard warriors
Worshipping ripped glutes all day
What GetBig is now

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:02:43 PM »

11:00
my life really freaking sucks
hey i just farted

Jizzacked · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:42:07 PM »

some great stuff here

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:07:23 PM »

Quote from: TrapsMcLats on June 05, 2009, 06:19:28 PM

schmoe, his balls so blue
young man needs cash for his drugs
gay for pay begins

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAa

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:29:19 AM »

His name is basile,
he gives me money,i say,
Touch my manly chest

io856 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:30:30 AM »

what are the rules?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:34:12 AM »

Ist verse 5syllables,2nd verse 7syllables,3rd verse 5sylables,doesnt have to rhyme

ironneck · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:50:40 AM »

bay likes men in thongs
big belly buttons for him
he gets a boner

io856 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:51:54 AM »

Quote from: Okami on June 05, 2009, 11:28:39 AM

Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:55:44 AM »

One white one yellow
The two David Carradines
Is one still alive?

ironneck · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:56:49 AM »

getbig is my life
posting the whole day is fun
i don't need real life

webcake · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2009, 02:59:05 AM »

Musclemen in thongs
Aryan bastards with muscles
Good times guaranteed

ironneck · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:01:02 AM »

webcke is aryan
he has huge muscles all over
no doubt about it

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2009, 03:02:42 AM »

Quote from: webcke on June 06, 2009, 02:59:05 AM

Musclemen in thongs
Aryan bastards with muscles
Good times guaranteed

Your business card?

Author Topic: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them (Read 9767 times)

Jizzacked

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io856

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