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JOHN MATRIX

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Proper Waggling technique?
« on: June 05, 2009, 12:28:31 PM »
it seems that no matter how thoroughly i waggle after taking a leak, as soon as i put it back in it has to let off one more fucking droplet in my pants. no matter what. no amount of kegels or waiting matters; you think theres absolutely no more in there, the the second you put it away out comes one more fucking drop right in your pants. sometiems i try to trick it..i waggle thoroughly then wait...then pretend to start putting it away then BAM! pull it out again and sure enough, one last drop falls off. but no matter what, once you put it away, there is still one more drop that has to come off in your pants.
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 12:31:24 PM »
a wiener has a mind of it's own..........no one really understands it's thinking.


Maybe you can get yourself a pee pad ;D
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 12:35:07 PM »
you may have a prostate issue.  something to seriously consider.
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 12:35:11 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 05, 2009, 12:28:31 PM
it seems that no matter how thoroughly i waggle after taking a leak, as soon as i put it back in it has to let off one more fucking droplet in my pants. no matter what. no amount of kegels or waiting matters; you think theres absolutely no more in there, the the second you put it away out comes one more fucking drop right in your pants. sometiems i try to trick it..i waggle thoroughly then wait...then pretend to start putting it away then BAM! pull it out again and sure enough, one last drop falls off. but no matter what, once you put it away, there is still one more drop that has to come off in your pants.

Sounds like you have a VD.  You haven't been with any of sevastase's stable, have you?
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 12:35:53 PM »
I have the same problem

I wash my weiner w/ water after taking a leak or at least wipe it

and I change my undies at least twice a day
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 12:36:30 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 05, 2009, 12:35:11 PM
Sounds like you have a VD.  You haven't been with any of sevastase's stable, have you?
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you are on a fucking tear tonight chump
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 12:37:07 PM »
you should jerk off at the urinal right before you piss... the semen will prevent excess flow after your finish urinating
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 12:38:06 PM »
maybe sevast had relations with my woman without me knowing?
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 12:42:06 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 05, 2009, 12:38:06 PM
maybe sevast had relations with my woman without me knowing?
not a chance ....

what does she look like ?  ;D
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 01:09:46 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on June 05, 2009, 12:36:30 PM
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you are on a fucking tear tonight chump

Touchy, touchy.... ;D
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2009, 01:11:22 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 05, 2009, 01:09:46 PM
Touchy, touchy.... ;D
very

I'm sensitive damn it !
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Re: Proper Waggling technique?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 01:13:48 PM »
I go sitting down.
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