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The International Butt Scratcher
« on: June 06, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »
Is our president the biggest butt kisser on the planet?  I'm just flat out embarrassed by what he has been doing.  Even one of my kids said it probably takes him an hour to brush his teeth to remove the brown stains.   :-\

I fear we have an international butt scratcher in the White House. 



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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 12:10:24 PM »
Is our president the biggest butt kisser on the planet?  I'm just flat out embarrassed by what he has been doing.  Even one of my kids said it probably takes him an hour to brush his teeth to remove the brown stains.   :-\
I fear we have an international butt scratcher in the White House. 




your kid sounds like a moron

but then there's that whole apple and tree thing going on


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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 12:12:26 PM »
your kid sounds like a moron

but then there's that whole apple and tree thing going on



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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 12:21:12 PM »
your kid sounds like a moron

but then there's that whole apple and tree thing going on



lol.  She's much smarter than the pot smoking 40-something never married childless homosexual who loves to give parental advice.   :) 

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 12:24:03 PM »
lol.  She's much smarter than the pot smoking 40-something never married childless homosexual who loves to give parental advice.   :) 

come on Bum

don't stoop to my level

you don't really care what I say

right?

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 12:27:45 PM »
come on Bum

don't stoop to my level

you don't really care what I say

right?

Precisely why you made me laugh, as you often do.  :)

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2009, 12:31:12 PM »
Precisely why you made me laugh, as you often do.  :)

come on Bum

don't pretend you get irony



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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 12:32:37 PM »
come on Bum

don't pretend you get irony




LOL.  From the same person who said they don't get irony.  lol . . .  You really are the village idiot.   :)

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 12:39:42 PM »
LOL.  From the same person who said they don't get irony.  lol . . .  You really are the village idiot.   :)

really?

I don't really see it the same way


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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 12:44:18 PM »
really?

I don't really see it the same way



Hahaha!  Just like you don't do drugs.  We know how that fib turned out.   ;D  Did you read the articles I posted about marijuana and psychosis?  I think it's also affecting your memory:

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sorry, sometimes I have a hard time picking up on irony in written form (seriously), and especially late at night.   

I have to leave soon.  Can you use another one of them big words so I can laugh out loud again?   :D

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 12:51:14 PM »
Hahaha!  Just like you don't do drugs.  We know how that fib turned out.   ;D  Did you read the articles I posted about marijuana and psychosis?  I think it's also affecting your memory:

I have to leave soon.  Can you use another one of them big words so I can laugh out loud again?   :D

bum - you seem petty and bitter

I thought you didn't care about what I say/write?

serious question

do you see anyone coming to your defense?

I try to be nice to you as much as possible

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 12:56:35 PM »
bum - you seem petty and bitter

I thought you didn't care about what I say/write?

serious question

do you see anyone coming to your defense?

I try to be nice to you as much as possible

Boooooo!  No four syllable words?  Come on now.  You can do better than that.   :)

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Re: The International Butt Scratcher
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 01:00:48 PM »
Boooooo!  No four syllable words?  Come on now.  You can do better than that.   :)

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