Author Topic: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness (Read 17269 times)

johnnynoname · « **on:** June 06, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »

yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", ~~AIDS patient~~

is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town

mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada

fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches

truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

FTW

Mars · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:38:14 PM »

twink

body88 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:40:36 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:37:02 PM

yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", ~~AIDS patient~~ is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town

mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada

fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches

truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

FTW

You're fucked up.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:42:13 PM »

Get some tats and cut your hair.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:43:31 PM »

Quote from: body88 on June 06, 2009, 12:40:36 PM

You're fucked up.

seriously, my life is like that movie "Thinner" except it would be called "lonely"

I will talk to a girl and she will have that look in her eyes ( and we all know that look) like she is ready to go back to my place and all of a sudden she doesn't come with me.

Or i'll chat up a girl and i know she want's me to ask me for her number and all of a sudden - BANG- she has a boyfriend

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:43:56 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:37:02 PM

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

"become"?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:44:06 PM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on June 06, 2009, 12:42:13 PM

Get some tats and cut your hair.

i'm not irish though

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 06, 2009, 12:43:56 PM

"become"?

pw3nd

johnnynoname · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:46:23 PM »

seriously, how could a babe not resist this hunk of masculinity

note-that is a old pic when i tried bulking up- i'm more cut now

Rami · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:48:45 PM »

why do you make a joke out of your self?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:51:26 PM »

Quote from: Rami on June 06, 2009, 12:48:45 PM

why do you make a joke out of your self?

i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"

seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?

so, with that being said, you might as well make a joke out of it

oh yeah, which reminds me, I have a awesome sense of humor and the girls in this area apparently don't like that either

Rami · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:53:34 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:51:26 PM

i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"

seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?

so, with that being said, you might as well make a joke out of it

oh yeah, which reminds me, I have a awesome sense of humor and the girls in this area apparently don't like that either

I see what you mean. You're an entertainer. Keep it up.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:55:57 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:46:23 PM

seriously, how could a babe not resist this hunk of masculinity

note-that is a old pic when i tried bulking up- i'm more cut now

You need to up your calories and get on about 1000mg/wk, twink.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:57:29 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 06, 2009, 12:55:57 PM

You need to up your calories and get on about 1000mg/wk, twink.

you got any money for food and gear?

most of my money goes toward clothes and video games

I was gonna get the "extra innings" package on my cable service but i'm dead broke at the moment

Mars · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:57:56 PM »

gayer than democracy.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:01:14 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:57:29 PM

you got any money for food and gear?

most of my money goes toward clothes and video games

I was gonna get the "extra innings" package on my cable service but i'm dead broke at the moment

Guess you'll just have to go do more G4P to pay for the food & gear.

Mars · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:02:46 PM »

johnny is so gay hes not gay anymore.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:02:55 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 06, 2009, 01:01:14 PM

Guess you'll just have to go do more G4P to pay for the food & gear.

the economy fucked that up too*

who would have thought that rich queens would put a stipend on that

*this may or may not be a joke

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:08:14 PM »

in all honesty, I'm waiting for daisy of love 2 to start casting and i know i can make that show EASILY (as i'm a huge douchebag- i mean- look at me)

from there, I will do the whole VH1 reality show circuit (i love money, the charm school show they will subsuquently do for men, etc)

from there- "Hello pussy"

ironneck · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »

i smell homo

Mars · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:12:21 PM »

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:13:31 PM »

Dude eat something. You're wasting away in the most recent pics.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:14:53 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 01:13:31 PM

Dude eat something. You're wasting away in the most recent pics.

i eat nothing but pizza and ice cream

i'm a textbook ectomorph

Mars · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:16:09 PM »

maybe you puke it out afterwards?

ironneck · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:17:06 PM »

i don't talk to people who show their cocks to other men

Mars · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:17:23 PM »