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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2009, 01:57:53 PM »
meh....most women don't know what is good for them....that is their problem

most women would rather go home to a guy who looks like Samoa Joe then a hot piece of ass like me

i was in playgirl FFS......okay, so what mostly men buy that men but that isn't the point

btw, how many feminine dudes do you know who can calculate a slugging percentage and recite the red sox starting line up from 1985 which included marty barrett at second and todd benzinger at shortstop

like a moo moo?


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« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2009, 02:00:08 PM »
i was thinking vegas as well

on average, what is rent like for a 1BR in Las Vegas or whatever that city is that is like 5 minutes away where all the casino workers live

btw, this moving talk isn't all wishful thinking.  i'm legit moving.  i'm sick of upstate new york winters and the bitches here

here is another antidote about albany women

a girl who would probably be a "LA 4" struts around with a attitude like she is a "LA 9"- it is insane



Not sure about the Vegas rent but you could ask Croatch. He is in Vegas.

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« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »
good ol' saturday afternoon getbig comedy, thanks.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2009, 02:02:45 PM »
Maybe they think you're gay, have AIDS or the face is just so bad that a lean body doesn't matter. :)

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« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2009, 02:05:06 PM »
Maybe they think you're gay, have AIDS or the face is just so bad that a lean body doesn't matter. :)

I agree that i am a bit of a male version of a butterface which is why i grew out some bangs

more bangs= less face

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« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2009, 02:11:26 PM »
I agree that i am a bit of a male version of a butterface which is why i grew out some bangs

more bangs= less face

That could very well be the problem. Bangs on a dude look gay.

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« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town

mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make  eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada

fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches

truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

FTW

I am both repulsed and fascinated by you. You are shamelessly vain and self absorbed yet introspective. You seem to have the ability to step outside yourself and see the futility of life. You seem, at heart, to be a good person but you are destined for a life of misery ending in a very messing and embarrassing death by auto asphyxiation. But it ain't all bad. You have great abs and an awesome tan.

Carry on.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2009, 02:15:11 PM »
That could very well be the problem. Bangs on a dude look gay.

wait.........
you're telling me this look on a man..................

......is "gay"?

did i fail to mention that i have grown a pencil thin moustache, a soul patch and some chin fuzz as well (in a attempt to butch it up)

I am both repulsed and fascinated by you. You are shamelessly vain and self absorbed yet introspective. You seem to have the ability to step outside yourself and see the futility of life. You seem, at heart, to be a good person but you are destined for a life of misery ending in a very messing and embarrassing death by auto asphyxiation. But it ain't all bad. You have great abs and an awesome tan.

Carry on.

all joking aside, you know me better than my mom or dad

btw, i really meant it when i said "all joking aside"

also, what else in life means more than having a great tan and abs

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« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2009, 02:15:30 PM »
johnny you sound depressed...the life you have joined is filled with people who try to emulate love and family with lots of sweet talk, drugs and bullshit, but truth is your hanging around transient type people who only love themselves and their pursuit of gratification, sexual or otherwise. The women you are talking to are not going for you because  you are showing some soul, some neediness, they dont want that, they want superficial fun and simple gratification of their base desires. You either go along with that or not...You are addicted to excitemnet and you are finding out the excitment is just energy that disappears and leaves you empty. Its an illusion, and people eat it up to to create dellusions of their own self destruction... There is a lot of self hatred in that life and what people do to destroy themselves can sometimes appear in sheeps clothing...the bodybuilding, vanity, sex, drugs.

You seem to like the business and thats OK as long as you seperate the business from your socializing and your personal life. There are better women out there, they may have less flash at first but the fireworks come later when you find out they are good people and lifetime friends, those are the ones you should be looking for. I would say for now just stay enlightened to the fact that the people and women you are meeting in your business are most likely not good for you..Stay vigilante and protect yourself...dont get burned.

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« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2009, 02:21:23 PM »
all joking aside, you know me better than my mom or dad

btw, i really meant it when i said "all joking aside"

also, what else in life means more than having a great tan and abs


I read you like a cheap romance novel. BTW, nothing wrong with bangs. It makes you look younger. For 30 you could easily pass for someone in their early twenties.
For a man the only thing that means more than a tan and abs is lots of money.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2009, 02:22:50 PM »
Johnny, I have nothing against you but I think you have one of the following problems or a combination:

- You are too metrosexual. Girls want a real man. Fart on the dates and don't pay for their drinks.

- You are a closet homosexual

- You are too nice to girls, and this does not make them like you.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2009, 02:23:45 PM »
johnny you sound depressed...the life you have joined is filled with people who try to emulate love and family with lots of sweet talk, drugs and bullshit, but truth is your hanging around transient type people who only love themselves and their pursuit of gratification, sexual or otherwise. The women you are talking to are not going for you because  you are showing some soul, some neediness, they dont want that, they want superficial fun and simple gratification of their base desires. You either go along with that or not...You are addicted to excitemnet and you are finding out the excitment is just energy that disappears and leaves you empty. Its an illusion, and people eat it up to to create dellusions of their own self destruction... There is a lot of self hatred in that life and what people do to destroy themselves can sometimes appear in sheeps clothing...the bodybuilding, vanity, sex, drugs.

You seem to like the business and thats OK as long as you seperate the business from your socializing and your personal life. There are better women out there, they may have less flash at first but the fireworks come later when you find out they are good people and lifetime friends, those are the ones you should be looking for. I would say for now just stay enlightened to the fact that the people and women you are meeting in your business are most likely not good for you..Stay vigilante and protect yourself...dont get burned.

thanks for your concern

when you speak of the "business" you speak of the stripping I assume

I agree with you 100%

I think which is why i am able to see stripping for what it really is- a means to make money that doesn't replace what a real,intimate relationship can give you.

My first time around stripping (when i was in my early/mid 20's) stripping was enough to satisfy that sexual being in me
this time around (cuz i stopped for a while) at 30, I don't get that feeling anymore.  It really is just a job to me.  Honestly, if i wasn't getting paid good, tax-free, money to do it then i wouldn't do it at all.
Actually, after this wedding season, i'm pretty much done stripping (...that is, till/if i move to the west coast and i need the money)

the lesson kids- all that glitters isn't gold

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2009, 02:27:55 PM »
Johnny, I have nothing against you but I think you have one of the following problems or a combination:

- You are too metrosexual. Girls want a real man. Fart on the dates and don't pay for their drinks.

- You are a closet homosexual

- You are too nice to girls, and this does not make them like you.

omg-i only wish i was gay. Seriously, if i was a gay I would be out, proud, and reaping all the man pussy i would be getting.
Despite what BayBGM says I would be pulling alot of man pussy. 
I often joke to my friends that their is a God and he does have a sense of humor because he made me look the way i do but he made me straight

I think my problem would be the too metrosexual thing.  I can't really change that cuz my early years i was raised in Europe and most European man would be considered metrosexual to begin with

however, you should see me throw a baseball- ain't nothing gay about that

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #63 on: June 06, 2009, 02:28:27 PM »
maybe the third question in "what do you do for a living?", is where you strike out.

maybe women treat male strippers like men treat women strippers, "johnny"?
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #64 on: June 06, 2009, 02:29:42 PM »
yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town

mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make  eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada

fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches

truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.

so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)

FTW

maybe they just see thru your egotistical transparency and see someone who isn't confident in themselves, or the person they are.
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2009, 02:31:14 PM »
maybe the third question in "what do you do for a living?", is where you strike out.

maybe women treat male strippers like men treat women strippers, "johnny"?

i never mention that, amongst other things, when i approach women.

23 year old JNN would mention that but 30 year old JNN knows better

see that is what i'm talking about- i'm a very good conversationalist and still the bitches won't fuck me.....and yes, i see the irony in that last sentence



maybe they just see thru your egotistical transparency and see someone who isn't confident in themselves, or the person they are.

no,
the women are wayyy to dumb to see through that....or are they?! hmmmm

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« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2009, 02:34:28 PM »
yea I meant any life/job  that revolves around the party lifestyle,  glad to hear you see the difference...the strippers and hustlers I have known made great money, problem is they all spent it...only one treated it like a business and owns a gym somewhere in Fl. doing very good..Still hustles for the power of it I think...but always made sure that he was taking care of himself first.

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #67 on: June 06, 2009, 02:36:22 PM »
yea I meant any life/job  that revolves around the party lifestyle,  glad to hear you see the difference...the strippers and hustlers I have known made great money, problem is they all spent it...only one treated it like a business and owns a gym somewhere in Fl. doing very good..Still hustles for the power of it I think...but always made sure that he was taking care of himself first.

that dude sounds like my boss (the head trainer) at my legitimate job at the gym

i think i would have to ask him more life advice

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2009, 02:40:04 PM »
Dude, you seem like a good guy, but I think you have an unrealistic perception of yourself. Dude you need a make over immediately, just cause you have a six pack doesn't mean your good looking. The eyebrow waxing thing is just terrible grow that shit out, stop wearing all those gimmicky flashy clothes its so out, go to buy some stuff from Hugo Boss, Donna Karen, Armani (not AX), they make really cool tight fitting shirts that don't look like grafiti and shit. Stop greasing your hair to your forehead wear it more natural, stop tanning every day, put on some weight. If you do these things I bet things will be a whole lot better for you, your a stripper and a personal trainer, you should literally have chicks lining up by the mile with these two gigs... stop telling yourself that girls are intimidated by you cause you look good, thats absolute bullshit, there are plenty of confident girls out there trust me, I'm a bartender, and I get plenty of chicks that approach me and give me #'s everytime I work, sure there are some girls that tell me that they thought I would be cocky or full of myself based on how I look, but they are pleasantly surprised that I'm the complete opposite, don't act like your the shit, just be who you are and stop trying too hard. Another thing, I lived in Vegas for a year, and you wouldn't do any better there trust me, If you are a decent looking guy and have good game you can get chicks anywhere, NY, Chicago, LA.... seriously bro, I hope you take this the right way.
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2009, 02:42:22 PM »
that dude sounds like my boss (the head trainer) at my legitimate job at the gym

i think i would have to ask him more life advice

uh oh, your from FL?  I dont want to rat my friend out.

btw I just looked at your thread title again and Its weird cause you mention vanity....Do you think your vanity is hurting yourself somehow...What happens when you go out in average clothes and no hair product, no tan...do you not get attention , is that a problem for you?  

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2009, 02:42:54 PM »
Dude, you seem like a good guy, but I think you have an unrealistic perception of yourself. Dude you need a make over immediately, just cause you have a six pack doesn't mean your good looking. The eyebrow waxing thing is just terrible grow that shit out, stop wearing all those gimmicky flashy clothes its so out, go to buy some stuff from Hugo Boss, Donna Karen, Armani (not AX), they make really cool tight fitting shirts that don't look like grafiti and shit. Stop greasing your hair to your forehead wear it more natural, stop tanning every day, put on some weight. If you do these things I bet things will be a whole lot better for you, your a stripper and a personal trainer, you should literally have chicks lining up by the mile with these two gigs... stop telling yourself that girls are intimidated by you cause you look good, thats absolute bullshit, there are plenty of confident girls out there trust me, I'm a bartender, and I get plenty of chicks that approach me and give me #'s everytime I work, sure there are some girls that tell me that they thought I would be cocky or full of myself based on how I look, but they are pleasantly surprised that I'm the complete opposite, don't act like your the shit, just be who you are and stop trying too hard. Another thing, I lived in Vegas for a year, and you wouldn't do any better there trust me, If you are a decent looking guy and have good game you can get chicks anywhere, NY, Chicago, LA.... seriously bro, I hope you take this the right way.

with all due respect but...only wops/jersey guido's wear hugo boss, donna karen and armani

the armani house used to have credibility but since they changed guard,internally, they have become total "guido wear".  High class guido wear, however.
they need to do what gucci did when they hired tom ford

in closing, fuck off

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2009, 02:46:17 PM »
hi johnnynoname
how's the cock you have in there
your hair looks stupid


your haiku johnny

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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2009, 02:46:39 PM »
Exactly what I was saying, you think you are the shit, and your absolutely aren't, good luck with your current situation bro.
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Re: a life of vanity=a life of lonliness
« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2009, 02:47:37 PM »
uh oh, your from FL?  I dont want to rat my friend out.

btw I just looked at your thread title again and Its weird cause you mention vanity....Do you think your vanity is hurting yourself somehow...What happens when you go out in average clothes and no hair product, no tan...do you not get attention , is that a problem for you?  

no, NY...my boss used to be a stripper as well and he kinda relishes to hear my stories of my weekends but he is also a very successful trainer in our area.

as for your other question, I always look fabulous.  
the tan is easy to maintain given my "mixed" heritage (well, that and a good high quality bronzer/moisturizer help as well) and the hair is easy to maintain cuz alittle product is all you need.

again, i think i don't have the problem- the people around here have the problem (/total heel turn)

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« Reply #74 on: June 06, 2009, 02:49:31 PM »
no, NY...my boss used to be a stripper as well and he kinda relishes to hear my stories of my weekends but he is also a very successful trainer in our area.

as for your other question, I always look fabulous.  
the tan is easy to maintain given my "mixed" heritage (well, that and a good high quality bronzer/moisturizer help as well) and the hair is easy to maintain cuz alittle product is all you need.

again, i think i don't have the problem- the people around here have the problem (/total heel turn)

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