Say "Kali maa, KALI MAA" then grab her tits.
Shit that was funny
Jokes apart, from my point of view Indian chicks show they are conservative and cultured and bullshit,but they are wilder than most of the westtern chicks,but thats a hidden thing, most of them arent happy even after their marriage because they fail to open up their desires and feelings,but now there is a new trend of exchanging partners,
personally i wouldnt prefer an indian chick for a long term commitment,
even if you are looking forward to date one, show some delebrate intrests in bollywood,bolly songs,