Wingman

[calfzilla]

Let's talk for a moment about winmen.  Who is your wingman?  Are you a wingman?  What tactics and strategies do you use?  And feel free to shar stories of success (or failure) by using a wingman. 

Personally since I am 27 I don't go out much anymore, but when I was younger, it was a very important role that every good friend must take on at least once. 

And this is bodybuilding related because I lift and train to look good for chicks in clubs rather than pose in a thong on a stage in front of gay men.   

[webcake]

When i hit a lat spread, they call me "Wingman".......

[Deicide]

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[Tapeworm]

Hannibal's use of his wings at Cannae brought him victory over the numerically and technologically superior Roman Legions.

[webcake]

Hannibal's use of his wings at Cannae brought him victory over the numerically and technologically superior Roman Legions.

[nzmusclemonster]

Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.

[Tapeworm]

'Hannibal ad portas'  

[calfzilla]

Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.

hmm great post.  Very creative use of outnumbering the girls. 

[webcake]

I open my wallet and the bitches are lining up.......

[Quickerblade]

I have always had fucked up wingmen, "everybody wants to fuck the prom queen"
I have to rely on my own survival instincts when in a club or any other social setting.

[nzmusclemonster]

hmm great post.  Very creative use of outnumbering the girls. 

Its so easy I almost feel bad.

[calfzilla]

I open my wallet and the bitches are lining up.......

I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me   now   not so much.  

[Quickerblade]

Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.

so 2 wingmen dance with the other chick? 2 on 1, i would think it would freak her out if she has no interest

[webcake]

I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me   now   not so much.  

It is what it is.......

[Quickerblade]

I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me   now   not so much.  

Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.

[webcake]

Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.

 

[nzmusclemonster]

so 2 wingmen dance with the other chick? 2 on 1, i would think it would freak her out if she has no interest

we aren't exactly ugly ducklings..... 2 on one and she is almost slipping over in a puddle of her moistness  

[calfzilla]

Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.

you mean the part that I have never bought A chick anything the same night I met her or the fact that I have gotten older and fatter?  

[webcake]

we aren't exactly ugly ducklings..... 2 on one and she is almost slipping over in a puddle of her moistness  

Matty Johns style.......

[nzmusclemonster]

Matty Johns style.......

Rapist!

[webcake]

Rapist!

It's not rape.......it's just regretful sex.

[Quickerblade]

you mean the part that I have never bought A chick anything the same night I met her or the fact that I have gotten older and fatter?  

the older and fatter part, why dont you lose weight, drink water, have omega 3 tablets, it will keep u looking young, organic foods all the way.

[calfzilla]

the older and fatter part, why dont you lose weight, drink water, have omega 3 tablets, it will keep u looking young, organic foods all the way.

I know.  I am ashamed.  I guess I just lack will power.  But I will work on it in true getbig fashion, can't let you down.  Actually I will go have some water and omega 3 right now!  Thanks for your help quicker, hope I didn't disappoint you too badly. 

[Quickerblade]

I know.  I am ashamed.  I guess I just lack will power.  But I will work on it in true getbig fashion, can't let you down.  Actually I will go have some water and omega 3 right now!  Thanks for your help quicker, hope I didn't disappoint you too badly. 

my man, cut down on carbs, drink water, then more, take omega 3, watch in 2 days you're skin complexion is of a 21 year old.

now for the body, fuck weights, you want pussy dont you? then dump weights for now, cardio, lean out, if you like guys checking u out be my guest and keep lifting...take it from me, cardio and lean face = pussy and tonnes of it

[calfzilla]

my man, cut down on carbs, drink water, then more, take omega 3, watch in 2 days you're skin complexion is of a 21 year old.

now for the body, fuck weights, you want pussy dont you? then dump weights for now, cardio, lean out, if you like guys checking u out be my guest and keep lifting...take it from me, cardio and lean face = pussy and tonnes of it

Agreed.  Although I imagine I will still lift weights, but yes cardio is of utmost importance.  I will follow your instructions and keep you updated.