A day lin the life on Johnny Falcon
7am, get up smoke a joint, to get to bed.
11am smoke another joint,wake up eat a box of cereal to cure the munchies
11:20 whole box of ceareal gone, call hoe ,up for a booty call
12pm hoe shows up smoke a blow, then bang hoe
12:30 have munchies after smoking bowl and sex, eat a box of Suzy Q's
1:pm take a nap
4pm wake up smoke a joint, order a pizza
4:45 pm pizza shows up, eat whole pizza.
5pm watch TV usually Beavis and Buthead re-runs or Family
6pm smoke a joint
7 pm drink a 40 oz of Malt Liquour
7:30 feelin frisky, time to call another hoe
8pm another hoe shows up, brings me a sandwich
8:30 Me and the hoe smoke a 3 bowls of weed
9pm bang hoe,
9: 30 hoe leaves.
10pm call my boys
10: 30 boys show up we do more bong hits, even get, cat or dog stoned
and watch a porno
12am still tripping on watching the cat or dog trip out being stoned.
1pm smoke a big fat blunt, and pass out,