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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2009, 12:55:16 PM »
Samantha Brown's Travel Channel gig would be pretty good.


Or working w/baby Panda Bears

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« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2009, 01:50:35 PM »
The highlight:

On a spring evening in 2004, Mr. Koerber reported for his overnight shift as a train engineer at the Jamaica Storage Yard. By the end of his eight-hour shift, Mr. Koerber would earn four days’ pay for one day’s work, transportation authority records show.

Assigned to the railyard that night, Koerber was instead sent to passenger service. Under union rules, this change entitled him to an extra day’s pay. Over the next few hours, he ended up operating both an electric engine and a diesel engine. These dual duties earned him a second day’s pay.
Around 2 a.m., Mr. Koerber took an engine in for maintenance. With that came another day’s pay.

These three contract violations resulted in penalty payments that totaled $718. He also earned, among other things, $157 for a few hours of overtime and $15 for not getting to eat during his normal lunch break. The L.I.R.R. was supposed to pay him $247 for his work that day. Instead, he ended up with $1,177.

Shifts like this were not that unusual. Mr. Koerber pulled off seven others like it that year.


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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/nyregion/21lirr.html?_r=1&sq=rail%20road%20union%20pension&st=cse&scp=2&pagewanted=print

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2009, 01:54:50 PM »
male fitness model... top of the line highly paid one at that...
i would invest my money wisely into property

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2009, 01:57:38 PM »
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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2009, 06:55:15 AM »
Lonnie has a cool job.  :P

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2009, 06:59:26 AM »
Cop

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2009, 07:02:18 AM »

Cop as well!

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2009, 07:03:35 AM »
pro gamer?

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2009, 07:26:15 AM »
Curator at MOMA. Or millionaire slash-banging baseball player. It'd be a toss-up.

what is it about baseball players that you find so bangable?

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2009, 07:27:47 AM »
A-list actor.

That or Ron Avidan - Getbig Owner + Professional Fitness Pussy Destroyer

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2009, 07:30:22 AM »
If I was good enough....PGA golfer for sure.  Beautiful locations, pick and choose when/where you play, relatively anonymous (if you want to be) and a sport you can play for a long time and walk away from.

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2009, 07:42:16 AM »
A-list actor.


really?

seems like a kinda miserable existence for some. always followed around, never getting any peace. i just cant imagine being in a restaurant trying to eat with people asking for autographs and taking pics and shit

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2009, 07:43:10 AM »
really?

seems like a kinda miserable existence for some. always followed around, never getting any peace. i just cant imagine being in a restaurant trying to eat with people asking for autographs and taking pics and shit

Wes, it sucks, but I endure.... 8)

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2009, 12:22:21 PM »
really?

seems like a kinda miserable existence for some. always followed around, never getting any peace. i just cant imagine being in a restaurant trying to eat with people asking for autographs and taking pics and shit

that already happens when you're a hyoooge bodybuilder :D
tank u jesus

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »
Inheritor of Several Billion Euros...

Team Horrible Genetics approved
I hate the State.

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2009, 12:30:44 PM »
other than a professional athlete related profession what would you want to do?

porn. video game tester..only football video games

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2009, 12:39:31 PM »
what is it about baseball players that you find so bangable?
It's only gay if you want it to be.  ;D

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2009, 06:22:23 PM »
Samantha Brown's Travel Channel gig would be pretty good.


Or working w/baby Panda Bears



 superficial.

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »
make a video game would be a masterful a cool
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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2009, 07:03:20 PM »
Professional bowler on the PBA tour. 

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2009, 07:05:56 PM »
Yes, i would have to go with inheriting lots of money and do whatever the fuck i want. Probably try and become some kind of Real Estate mogul.......
No doubt about it...

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2009, 07:16:40 PM »
Pro bodybuild...pff bwahhaha sorry I couldn't say it without cracking up.  Those guys get little respect and only a handful actually make any money. 

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2009, 07:16:48 PM »
Collecting residual checks.

Bank.

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2009, 07:21:30 PM »
Look guys I fixed it!   :D

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Re: If you could have any job...
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2009, 07:29:55 PM »
Look guys I fixed it!   :D


It's fair to say i would probably buy her a pair of shoes......
No doubt about it...