Author Topic: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater? (Read 14057 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:11:41 AM »

HAHAH this shits classic theres a whole series of them

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #26 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:11:52 AM »

Quote from: AC Slater on June 10, 2009, 08:52:52 AM

zach is a punk. i banged jessie and kelly, that skinny preppy wishes he was as cool as me.

Don't you have some dancing to do somewhere? Or a broadway show?

Army of One · « **Reply #27 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:14:08 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 10, 2009, 09:11:52 AM

Don't you have some dancing to do somewhere? Or a broadway show?

I think he prefers wrestling men, maybe he should hit Chic up to get a gig at the mirage.

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #28 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:26:42 AM »

Quote from: AC Slater on June 10, 2009, 08:52:52 AM

zach is a punk. i banged jessie and kelly, that skinny preppy wishes he was as cool as me.

fuck yeaaa!
ac slater is on getbig!!!!

Triple-H_2005 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 10, 2009, 09:29:00 AM »

I just want to know who thought it was a good idea to give Jimmy Fallon a TV show?

The only thing he's ever been good for is ruining skits on an already shitty SNL because he couldn't keep from laughing. Can't stand him.

gordiano · « **Reply #30 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:51:22 AM »

Quote from: Triple-H_2005 on June 10, 2009, 09:29:00 AM

I just want to know who thought it was a good idea to give Jimmy Fallon a TV show?

The only thing he's ever been good for is ruining skits on an already shitty SNL because he couldn't keep from laughing. Can't stand him.

Seriously....shouldn't you have to be funny to be considered a comedian? That guy is fucking death to laughter.

Sir Humphrey · « **Reply #31 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:54:01 AM »

Quote from: Spike on June 10, 2009, 08:20:23 AM

I see now why Humphrey would bang that

thats nuts

prob has abs too

I'd much rather bang you, studman

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #32 on:** June 10, 2009, 12:02:12 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 08:45:37 AM

I was rocking the Jordan VIs back then

Best shoes ever made!!!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #33 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 10, 2009, 12:02:12 PM

Best shoes ever made!!!!!

True, I keep meaning to buy another pair now they remake the retros

polychronopolous · « **Reply #34 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:39:59 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 02:18:09 PM

True, I keep meaning to buy another pair now they remake the retros

What's the best place to get them at online?

I might get a pair too. I had a pair when I was like 11 or 12 but my feet started to grow so they only lasted a few months.

Army of One · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:23:06 PM »

Zacks got the blonde hair and silver tongue whereas AC is bringing the muscles and power, who would you pick to be born as?

Bast175 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:24:13 PM »

lopez is still relevant and gets a lot of hot chicks.

Army of One · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 11, 2009, 04:24:13 PM

lopez is still relevant and gets a lot of hot chicks.

Only cos Zak decided to get married, he'd still be out there pounding vag by the ton if he was single.

Ursus · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:26:19 PM »

polychronopolous · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:26:31 PM »

hahahahahahaha!

the schmoes are gonna love this thread.... As long as nobody inserts one of those musclegallery type photos, this should get a good amount of views

Tre · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »

Slater is a schmoe...comes to shows to hang out with musclechicks.

So, even though he was on the male version of 'View' (don't remember what that show was called), I'd still rather be him.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:27:57 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on June 11, 2009, 04:23:06 PM

Zacks got the blonde hair and silver tongue whereas AC is bring the muscles and power, who would you pick to be born as?

Hold I have piss ant biting me now I'll be right back to tell you.

AC Slater · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:31:12 PM »

Everyone knows I was the real king of bayside and pounded way more vag than that skinny preppy closet schmoe zack morris.

Ursus · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:32:29 PM »

haha im liking teh zack ac slater them,e recently

timfogarty · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 11, 2009, 04:24:13 PM

lopez is still relevant and gets a lot of hot chicks.

fsv of chicks

Tre · « **Reply #45 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:45:48 PM »

Quote from: AC Slater on June 11, 2009, 04:31:12 PM

Everyone knows I was the real king of bayside and pounded way more vag than that skinny preppy closet schmoe zack morris.

heh heh heh

'Preppy'

polychronopolous · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:53:03 PM »

*patiently waiting for Vince Basille to come in and give a 10 paragraph critique of these two shirtless teenagers*

Spike · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2009, 04:55:52 PM »

Slater cause he's got sick quads and massive chest

bell-ding is about to take that ass

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:00:29 PM »

Slater only dated Jessie and occasionally took it up the butt from Screech (they kept it discreet, and only Mr. Belding knew because he walked in on them several times)...on the show, Zack kissed Kelly, Jessie, AND Lisa at different times, which means that he really tagged all three but they didn't show it on television. Once Slater's beloved lizard, Artie, died, his game went to shit. Zack's game just got better and better, especially when he found out he was an Indian (WTF??)

Topskin69 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:01:24 PM »

This is a very important thread!

Not as important as would you rather have Jesse Spano, or Kelly Kapowski....although if it were me I think I would go for that "Rebel" girl that was around for half a season. Tori Scott!