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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2009, 05:03:42 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on June 11, 2009, 05:00:29 PM
Slater only dated Jessie and occasionally took it up the butt from Screech (they kept it discreet, and only Mr. Belding knew because he walked in on them several times)...on the show, Zack kissed Kelly, Jessie, AND Lisa at different times, which means that he really tagged all three but they didn't show it on television.  Once Slater's beloved lizard, Artie, died, his game went to shit.  Zack's game just got better and better, especially when he found out he was an Indian (WTF??) 

Ah yes!! The unforgettable "Chief Joseph" episode.  ;)
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2009, 05:08:24 PM »
Quote from: Topskin69 on June 11, 2009, 05:01:24 PM
This is a very important thread!

Not as important as would you rather have Jesse Spano, or Kelly Kapowski....although if it were me  I think I would go for that "Rebel" girl that was around for half a season. Tori Scott!



yeaaaaa....she had a harley too....I'd dig that btchs back out

slater ab shot for the preppy fans
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2009, 05:08:47 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 11, 2009, 05:03:42 PM
Ah yes!! The unforgettable "Chief Joseph" episode.  ;)

Personally, I think Zack had just gotten high on Screech's Spaghetti Sauce.  
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2009, 05:13:25 PM »
Quote from: Topskin69 on June 11, 2009, 05:01:24 PM
This is a very important thread!

Not as important as would you rather have Jesse Spano, or Kelly Kapowski....although if it were me  I think I would go for that "Rebel" girl that was around for half a season. Tori Scott!



The irony about her is that on the episode where most of the gang got in trouble for drinking and driving, she is the only one who DIDN'T drink.  The real reason you never saw her after that half season is that Milo, the black guy from the office back when Mr. Belding and all the students were in Indiana, came out west to visit Mr. Belding, hooked up with Tori, prematurely splooged inside (he had planned on giving her a facial) and once she found out she was carrying a little black baby, she left town under a dark cloud of shame.  Mr. Belding covered for her by telling everyone she had been murdered (not shown on television but shown on the DVD Director's Cut).
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2009, 05:15:24 PM »
Anyone remember when Jesse overdosed on caffeine?

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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2009, 05:17:18 PM »
"I'm so excited...I'm so...SCARED!!"   :-\

Girl could not handle her ECA stack.

No hope with dope!
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2009, 05:18:48 PM »
I'm a fan of Kelly Kapowski myself.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2009, 05:19:12 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on June 11, 2009, 05:17:18 PM
"I'm so excited...I'm so...SCARED!!"   :-\

Girl could not handle her ECA stack.

No hope with dope!

HAHA we have a real fan  ;D (double click on link gay embedding disabled)

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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2009, 05:24:33 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 11, 2009, 05:19:12 PM
HAHA we have a real fan  ;D (double click on link gay embedding disabled)



lol

Screech trying to look all "hard" off to the right.....
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2009, 05:26:59 PM »
Did anyone see Mark Paul Gosselaar on Jimmy Fallon's show a couple nights ago? He came out as Zack Morris and stayed in character throughout the interview.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2009, 05:30:20 PM »
I remember that no hope with dope episode.

I remember lisa turtle spending a fortune or her dads visa...at the end they held up a 'Lisa' card - gay
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #61 on: June 11, 2009, 05:32:42 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 11, 2009, 05:24:33 PM
lol

Screech trying to look all "hard" off to the right.....

Still not as bad as the "rap"

Of course, in real life Screech would probably kick Zack's and Slater's asses together.  

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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #62 on: June 11, 2009, 05:40:19 PM »
hahahaha now way..... He might beat up Zach but Slater would knock his dick in the dirt.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #63 on: June 11, 2009, 05:41:56 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 11, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
Anyone remember when Jesse overdosed on caffeine?


LOL, this episode was on TBS this morning when I woke up for work.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #64 on: June 11, 2009, 06:40:11 PM »
Quote from: tweeter on June 11, 2009, 05:18:48 PM
I'm a fan of Kelly Kapowski myself.
Hell, that brings the Pow, in Kapowski.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #65 on: June 11, 2009, 06:47:50 PM »
at some point later in the show, Zac dwarfed Slater.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #66 on: June 11, 2009, 06:50:34 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on June 11, 2009, 06:47:50 PM
at some point later in the show, Zac dwarfed Slater.

College years, when Mike Golic's poor fat brother, Bob, pulled his pants under his armpits to try to look "big."
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #67 on: June 11, 2009, 06:53:02 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 11, 2009, 06:50:34 PM
College years, when Mike Golic's poor fat brother, Bob, pulled his pants under his armpits to try to look "big."

Golic admits to steroid use during national radio show
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According to Profootballtalk.com, former Oilers, Eagles and Dolphins defensive lineman Mike Golic, now co-host of ESPN Radio's Mike and Mike in the Morning show, confirmed this morning that he used steroids when he was an NFL player.

The confirmation came during an odd moment in the show, when Golic and co-host Mike Greenberg invited listeners to call in and discuss the Vikings' decision to dock wide receiver Troy Williamson a paycheck after he missed a game following the death of his grandmother.

The first caller initially talked about Williamson but then switched topics and asked Golic, point blank, if he used steroids. Profootballtalk.com indicated Golic left no doubt, calmly and clearly acknowledging that he used steroids briefly during his playing career in an attempt to recuperate from an injury.

Source: Profootballtalk.com
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #68 on: June 11, 2009, 06:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on June 11, 2009, 06:53:02 PM
Golic admits to steroid use during national radio show
Mike Golic

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According to Profootballtalk.com, former Oilers, Eagles and Dolphins defensive lineman Mike Golic, now co-host of ESPN Radio's Mike and Mike in the Morning show, confirmed this morning that he used steroids when he was an NFL player.

The confirmation came during an odd moment in the show, when Golic and co-host Mike Greenberg invited listeners to call in and discuss the Vikings' decision to dock wide receiver Troy Williamson a paycheck after he missed a game following the death of his grandmother.

The first caller initially talked about Williamson but then switched topics and asked Golic, point blank, if he used steroids. Profootballtalk.com indicated Golic left no doubt, calmly and clearly acknowledging that he used steroids briefly during his playing career in an attempt to recuperate from an injury.

Source: Profootballtalk.com

haha, I remember that.  Funny how many guys ALL say "it was only to recover from an injury"  8)
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #69 on: June 11, 2009, 07:49:44 PM »
Zach because he is an Aryan bastard.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #70 on: June 11, 2009, 10:26:00 PM »
Quote from: tweeter on June 11, 2009, 05:26:59 PM
Did anyone see Mark Paul Gosselaar on Jimmy Fallon's show a couple nights ago? He came out as Zack Morris and stayed in character throughout the interview.



Would have been funny to see the zach revival skit he did.
Looks almost the same

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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #71 on: June 12, 2009, 06:17:46 AM »
Zack is Aryan so the choice is a no brainer
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2009, 05:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Topskin69 on June 11, 2009, 05:01:24 PM
This is a very important thread!

Not as important as would you rather have Jesse Spano, or Kelly Kapowski....although if it were me  I think I would go for that "Rebel" girl that was around for half a season. Tori Scott!


Too bad she likes box more than cock.
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2009, 06:03:33 PM »
Absolutely Charming or Abnormally Cruel
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Re: Would you rather be Zack Morris or AC Slater?
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2009, 07:10:07 PM »
Zack also spent a summer banging this.

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