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These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« on: June 10, 2009, 06:07:07 PM »
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 06:08:48 PM »
Would Mick still be getting laid constantly if he was a taxi cab driver in New York?
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 06:09:11 PM »
micks eyes nearly shut as hes probably gettin head at that moment
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2009, 06:10:11 PM »
61yr old Ronnie Woods current 20yr old girlfriend



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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 06:24:57 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 06:10:11 PM
61yr old Ronnie Woods current 20yr old girlfriend





dude is lean and looks like a healthy pimp
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 06:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 10, 2009, 06:24:57 PM
dude is lean and looks like a healthy pimp

Yeah, it's that tuna and Heroin diet.

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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 06:54:08 PM »
more than all bodybuilding forums put together would be more accurate.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 06:58:13 PM »
Pretty much the ultimate players. Them and Tom Jones, that is.......
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 07:16:33 PM »

Yeah, but they didn't always pay attention to the quality of ass the way a GetBigger does.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 07:19:13 PM »
u know your getting up there when the least craggiest mug up there now is charlie watts.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 07:20:23 PM »
Quote from: Heywood on June 10, 2009, 06:46:04 PM
Yeah, it's that tuna and Heroin diet.



hero-win is from a pretty flower  :(
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 07:21:13 PM »
The Stones are Legends. Pure Legends.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 07:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Tre on June 10, 2009, 07:16:33 PM
Yeah, but they didn't always pay attention to the quality of ass the way a GetBigger does.

lol, yes, we are much better at getting quality vag than the Rolling Stones.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 07:25:38 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 06:07:07 PM

FYI: Bill Wyman, now retired, was the swordsman of the Stones.  ;)
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 07:27:21 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 06:10:11 PM
61yr old Ronnie Woods current 20yr old girlfriend





he looks sickly, gene simmons is totally gross, seriously proves how money can get you laid.

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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 07:29:07 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 10, 2009, 07:25:38 PM
FYI: Bill Wyman, now retired, was the swordsman of the Stones.  ;)

Wyman started banging his future wife Mandy Smith when she 13, when he was 47, with the mothers consent.

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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 09:14:57 PM »
Yeah...cause getting laid when you are famous and filthy rich is difficult.  ::)



And that supposed 20 year old chick, I have no respect for. Some women will do anything for a buck....
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 09:33:09 PM »
I wonder if Keith has figured out how to hump while on dialysis...


Wait...



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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 09:41:53 PM »
Quote from: dyslexic on June 10, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
I wonder if Keith has figured out how to hump while on dialysis...


Wait...





I heard when Hugh Hefner is with his playmates it's an embarassment, regardless of what the media would have you believe.

the guy is like 80 something years old bro
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 10:30:30 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 10, 2009, 09:41:53 PM
I heard when Hugh Hefner is with his playmates it's an embarassment, regardless of what the media would have you believe.

the guy is like 80 something years old bro

I was out this evening at the yogurt shop when this GORGEOUS older woman came by.  Tall, decent shape, great eyes...looked to be late 50s and she'd just gotten her grandchild (?) some ice cream. 

She's the type of woman I'd like to have when I'm 75-80, which means she's probably 17-18 right now.  Weird.

With the continued public appearances with his women, it seems Hef feels he has to continue his 'show', but wouldn't he do more for his legacy by retiring from the game now?  He's already a legend...no need to fuck it up, I say.


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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 10:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Tre on June 10, 2009, 10:30:30 PM
I was out this evening at the yogurt shop when this GORGEOUS older woman came by.  Tall, decent shape, great eyes...looked to be late 50s and she'd just gotten her grandchild (?) some ice cream. 

She's the type of woman I'd like to have when I'm 75-80, which means she's probably 17-18 right now.  Weird.

With the continued public appearances with his women, it seems Hef feels he has to continue his 'show', but wouldn't he do more for his legacy by retiring from the game now?  He's already a legend...no need to fuck it up, I say.




Yeah, see you got the right idea, I got an aunt that still looks damn good for 55 years old. Back in the day she used to date a few professional athletes, some doctors and lawyers. Gorgeous woman in her twenties, very intelligent and she always really into guys who were successful.  For the past 5 years she has been with a guy who is in his early 70's and she could not be happier. He treats her great...she treats him like a king. They can hold good conversation because they're not half a century apart in age. Don't get me wrong, if he wasn't successful she probably would not be with him, but she GENUINELY loves and admires that man.

I would MUCH rather be with a woman who still looks solid in her 50's and keep my dignity than be a punch line because I was trying to chase around a 22 year old who is in it for one reason only.
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2009, 12:23:33 AM »
Money/Fame=Fine Pussy Until you die

Brutal truth.

Looks/Low Income=Nailing 6-7's until you die

Ugly/Welfare=Lifetime Masturbation

I tend to masturbate a lot.

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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2009, 12:25:02 AM »
My only hope is to become famous or rich. Perhaps both. Cause looks, I ain't got.... :'(
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2009, 12:52:13 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on June 10, 2009, 06:07:07 PM


the only thing these homos have "crushed" is each others anus.  ::)
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Re: These guys have crushed more vagina than this whole forum put together.
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2009, 12:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Meso_z on June 11, 2009, 12:52:13 AM
the only thing these homos have "crushed" is each others anus.  ::)

I know they weigh a combined 150lbs, but my man, they are the Rolling Stones. Love em or hate em, these guys have had so much pussy it's insane.
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