Arnold: Jooooooooooooooooooooooo e!!!!!!!! Hurry, my pee pee is getting hard.
Joe: Just a moment...(writes hurriedly),
"Dear diary, my knees are sore and my jaw is worn out, but duty calls and I'm afraid I must pen my thoughts another time.
P.S: I must admit I'm really intrigued by the sound of this new PlazmosisTM."