Anyone would think you are some kind of poof......

It's embarrassing to be in your 30s and know shit all about wine, particularly with Margaret River just a couple hours south. Every time I'm there I feel totally out of my depth. Nice area tho and I would like to spend a bit more time there... and chicks dig it.

Besides, the previous lectures on Patton and histories of ancient warfare cancel out vino poofiness.

Now I can choose a suitable wine when out to dinner while explaining the birth of artillery at the siege of Syracuse... and chicks dig it.
