I've got great bowl-splattering genetics.
your mother would be proud, at least till she had to clean it. since the subject is feces i got two fer ya. once when i was a young sprout this fat guy took a dump behind his house which was a chicken coop, i didn't actually measure it but by all quesstimates it was well over 5 feet long. another time i was at work when i was about 18 and i had to dump garbage at a dump into a boxcar. while me and this other guy were trashing stuff this old guy walks by maybe 40 ft away turns his back to us proceeds to pull down his pants and takes a shit right in the middle of the road, finishes never wipes pulls up his pants and walks away as if this is the most normal thing in the world leaving about 10 witnesses dumbfounded. i shit you not....
