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Kosher Dog Fight
« on: June 13, 2009, 10:37:45 AM »
Wait until they find out this restaurant owner is really ARAB!!!!!

KOSHER DOG FIGHT FRACAS OVER FRANKFURTER SWITCHEROO


THE WIENER IS:

Eatery manager Yosef Baron days after his run-in.



It was kosher chaos.

A riot erupted at a Brooklyn restaurant last week when Orthodox Jewish patrons discovered the "kosher" hot dogs on the menu were chicken franks that didn't answer to a higher authority.

What ensued was as unholy as the hot dogs. The eatery's frightened manager was punched in the face and fended off the angry mob with an electric carving knife until cops finally broke up the frankfurter fracas.

"They were yelling at the guy behind the counter," one witness told The Post. "They started spitting and throwing things at him. They were shaking the counter and trying to jump over to search the fridge."

Members of Shomrim, the local volunteer crime patrol, was at the scene before police.

"There were at least 100 people there. We sent everybody out to the street," a member said.

The Torah tussle began when a longtime patron noticed the unusually plump wiener he bought Monday night at Cheskel's Shawarma King in Borough Park didn't fit into a challah roll as usual.

Suspicious, he asked for proof of where the hot dogs were bought. The server brought him the package, which confirmed the Bar S brand jumbo chicken frank was not certified kosher.

Shocked Hasidic patrons, joined by dozens of passers-by, encircled the counter of the 13th Avenue eatery, demanding answers.

At least one patron hit besieged manager Yosef Baron in the cheek.

Baron kept them at bay by waving the electric knife in their faces an image captured on video now making the rounds on the Web.

No one was arrested.

Rabbi Naftali Meir Babad, who had certified the greasy spoon as kosher, determined the hot-dog heresy was the result of a "terrible accident."

Earlier in the night, a non-Jewish restaurant employee was sent out to buy frankfurters from a nearby kosher market.

Instead, the worker went to a Golden Apple Farm grocery across the street and loaded up on goy wieners that just didn't cut the mustard.

The restaurant was shut for two days as rabbis meticulously checked for other non-kosher foods.

Kitchen equipment that touched the offending meat was thrown out, and utensils were cleansed with a flame to purge any remnants of treif, or non-kosher food, in a process known as kashering.

The ultra-Orthodox community continued to boil over the roasted weenies, with talk of protests lingering all week.

"Nobody knows how long this was going on," one man fumed.

Restaurant owner Shmuel Baron, who reopened Thursday, called it a one-time mistake.




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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2009, 10:45:42 AM »
I'm curious what an religious arab reaction would be to eating nonkosher food unwittingly. 

Jews apparently look for a beatdown.  Arabs use C4.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2009, 10:48:25 AM »


Jews apparently look for a beatdown.  Arabs use C4.

u do realize your former prez ws bestest friends with em...

only flight to leave the US after 911 has the osama family on it :-\

its a matter of having your cake and eating it too...just not done...but at least you keep it civil...which is progressive of your upbringing...worst i do is call bitchfury a horseface...look at your "fiends" language..

speaks volumes
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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2009, 10:49:49 AM »
u do realize your former prez ws bestest friends with em...

only flight to leave the US after 911 has the osama family on it :-\

its a matter of having your cake and eating it too...just not done...but at least you keep it civil...which is progressive of your upbringing...worst i do is call bitchfury a horseface...look at your "fiends" language..

speaks volumes

You want me beheaded. I guess that's not bad for you because the Koran justifies it. Here in America, it isn't considered "good". I don't think I've ever gone on the record and called for your death, though. Sigh, talking to the autistic is tough.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2009, 10:51:34 AM »
Religion=scourge of humanity
I hate the State.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2009, 10:54:53 AM »
BF and PF, ruining another posting experience with their, I'm an atheist but will argue my religious preference all day thread.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2009, 10:57:01 AM »
BF and PF, ruining another posting experience with their, I'm an atheist but will argue my religious preference all day thread.

My religious preference would be Protestantism. Far and away the best of the Christians out there. It's no different than the dozens of threads about Islam I've had ruined with the pro-Muslim, anti-Christian/Jew agenda of a handful of posters on here.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2009, 10:59:31 AM »
I picked up FarCry2 last week. Fucking awesome.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2009, 11:04:07 AM »
I picked up FarCry2 last week. Fucking awesome.

I played that game once. Was awesome. Don't have the computer to run it, though.  :'(

The opening scene with the parachute drop is great.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2009, 11:04:51 AM »
I played that game once. Was awesome. Don't have the computer to run it, though.  :'(

The opening scene with the parachute drop is great.

xbox baby.  :)

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 11:05:36 AM »
xbox baby.  :)

I don't like shooters on the 360. The only fps' I have are Halo 3 and GoW 1/2.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 11:12:03 AM »
I don't like shooters on the 360. The only fps' I have are Halo 3 and GoW 1/2.

Yeah, keyboard and mouse are better than controller for shooters. Too bad. MofH was my favorite on the comp but the controller version for 360 sucks. Can't hit shit. Oh well..

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 11:23:14 AM »
I'm curious what an religious arab reaction would be to eating nonkosher food unwittingly. 

Jews apparently look for a beatdown.  Arabs use C4.

Actually, I would think it would be quite calm. From what I understand, Arabs don't eat kosher food.  ;D
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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 11:33:19 AM »
Actually, I would think it would be quite calm. From what I understand, Arabs don't eat kosher food.  ;D

Actually, they do.  It's called Halal. 

Your posts have been extra stupid recently.  I'd start mulling over them for accuracy from now on.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 01:30:37 PM »
Actually, they do.  It's called Halal. 

Your posts have been extra stupid recently.  I'd start mulling over them for accuracy from now on.

Halal and Kosher are different, so you can start apologizing to Jag...

Here is a link to the differences in the two. While they both operate under dietary regulations...what is being regulated and why is entirely different.

http://www.soundvision.com/info/halalhealthy/halal.kosher.asp

Actually, I would think it would be quite calm. From what I understand, Arabs don't eat kosher food.  ;D

You are right in that they don't eat Kosher food (most Joos don't eat kosher food either...I see more of them with a HAM sandwich hanging out of their mouths than the GOYIM they complain so much about), but Muslims have their regulations as well. Everyone knows they DO NOT EAT PORK or its products and few of them drink...unless they have become Americanized. There are also other stipulations which you can discover in the link I provided
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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 01:49:53 PM »
Halal and Kosher are different, so you can start apologizing to Jag...

Here is a link to the differences in the two. While they both operate under dietary regulations...what is being regulated and why is entirely different.

http://www.soundvision.com/info/halalhealthy/halal.kosher.asp

You are right in that they don't eat Kosher food (most Joos don't eat kosher food either...I see more of them with a HAM sandwich hanging out of their mouths than the GOYIM they complain so much about), but Muslims have their regulations as well. Everyone knows they DO NOT EAT PORK or its products and few of them drink...unless they have become Americanized. There are also other stipulations which you can discover in the link I provided

You both knew exactly what I meant despite your pea-sized brains.  You and Jag may be related for all I know.. you both continually posts absurd, misinformed, and stupid things.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 03:15:05 PM »
Because of the superstitious witchcraft known as 'Kosher dietary laws', we all pay more for our food.

A witchdoctor/rabbi inspects and blesses mass produced food/factories to make sure the magic spell is effective.  They charge a shitload of money and require, in some cases, massive realignment of factory resources to ensure the magic stays effective.

Look up Parve certification once.

Practically all commercial food is Kosher.  And the cost is jacked up b/c of it.

The Kosher Nostra scam is a phony protection scam for no one's benefit but the rabbi's.
http://www.aztlan.net/mcdonaldsnonkosher.htm

Just another way that religion adds meaning and value to daily life.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 05:29:47 PM »
Because of the superstitious witchcraft known as 'Kosher dietary laws', we all pay more for our food.

A witchdoctor/rabbi inspects and blesses mass produced food/factories to make sure the magic spell is effective.  They charge a shitload of money and require, in some cases, massive realignment of factory resources to ensure the magic stays effective.

Look up Parve certification once.

Practically all commercial food is Kosher.  And the cost is jacked up b/c of it.

The Kosher Nostra scam is a phony protection scam for no one's benefit but the rabbi's.
http://www.aztlan.net/mcdonaldsnonkosher.htm

Just another way that religion adds meaning and value to daily life.

The demand is there to justify the cost.  Your problem, not ours.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 05:55:31 PM »
The demand is there to justify the cost.  Your problem, not ours.
It's everyone's problem b/c we all pay more for a service that adds zero to the product quality.

That's the hallmark of all organized religion.

The scam hurts everyone.  Unless of course you buy Hitler hotdogs.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 07:16:29 PM »
how fucking dumb is this, in the modern world today people (jews and muslims alike) will create such a stir because they ate something that their ancient book didnt mention was ok, something that their fucking magician voodoo men hadn't said a magic spell over to make it 'ok' to eat.

how fucking silly is this, honestly. the store owner should have called the cops, and told them to get the fuck out and go back to their own homeland if they cant eat a fucking hotdog without being civil. 

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2009, 08:35:19 PM »
You both knew exactly what I meant despite your pea-sized brains.  You and Jag may be related for all I know.. you both continually posts absurd, misinformed, and stupid things.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAH...I just love the MELTDOWN reaction when a person finds out just how DEAD WRONG they are.

Rather than being angry, learn from the experience. Oh also..I have learned in life not to ASSUME anything about anyone or anything.. you should do the same also.
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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2009, 10:18:42 PM »
It's everyone's problem b/c we all pay more for a service that adds zero to the product quality.

That's the hallmark of all organized religion.

The scam hurts everyone.  Unless of course you buy Hitler hotdogs.

Buy cheaper hot dogs until Lord Obama gets around to regulating that industry as well.

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2009, 10:21:04 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH...I just love the MELTDOWN reaction when a person finds out just how DEAD WRONG they are.

Rather than being angry, learn from the experience. Oh also..I have learned in life not to ASSUME anything about anyone or anything.. you should do the same also.

Wrong about what, jackass?  Islam has dietary laws similar to Judaism. 

You obviously missed the entire point of my original post.. big surprise there, smartguy. ;D

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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2009, 01:26:40 AM »
Actually, they do.  It's called Halal. 

Your posts have been extra stupid recently.  I'd start mulling over them for accuracy from now on.

Like I said, Arabs aren't concerned about "kosher".
If it's the same thing, try feeding a bunch of ultra Orthodox Jews halal sausages and see how they react.  ;D
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Re: Kosher Dog Fight
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2009, 01:44:53 AM »
Wrong about what, jackass?  Islam has dietary laws similar to Judaism. 

You obviously missed the entire point of my original post.. big surprise there, smartguy. ;D

Nobody is saying Islam doesn't have dietary laws. What we're saying is that those dietary laws aren't kosher.
You said Arabs would be concerned about eating nonkosher. Just admit you put your foot in your mouth again.
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