Author Topic: Gf checking your internet history?? (Read 6861 times)

drkaje · « **Reply #75 on:** June 15, 2009, 02:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Tre on June 15, 2009, 01:51:08 PM

Tbombz:

What the FUCK were you thinking when you posted that??

He loves the cock, Tre.

She's just checking to see if he's looking at tranny porn often enough to warrant buying a strap-on.

ShreddedKing · « **Reply #76 on:** June 15, 2009, 04:01:03 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 05:07:24 AM

I used to deal with the same things with my EX-wife. She was the most jealous, insecure and totally bizarre woman I have ever known. One of out biggest fights came from the fact that upon arrival from the grocery store while we were unpacking and putting food/items away she noticed I bought a stick of DEGREE deodorant. Uh huh. I tend to always use Right Guard but I just happen to buy DEGREE. I think it was like $1.99 so I grabed it. In her mind, I bought DEGRE because I was trying to attract a new chick or I had a girlfriend on the side who liked me wearing DEGREE. Crazy, right?

All she did was go through my wallet, computer hx, car, clothes, drawers etc... She did it every day whenever she had a chance. It got to the point where I hid my car keys because she would go through my car when I was asleep or in the shower. I used to hide my car keys in a ziplock bag and put it in my protein jugs. I would toss it in a jug of Pro Complex, or whatever and shake the bottle up so the powder buries my keys. My phone, I used to hide by duct-taping it to the back of the refridgerator. She was so jealous that the mere act of shaving my face/head to her, was material to start a fight with me. Putting deodorant on or even putting on clean clothes caused her to get frazzled and caused her to interrogate and dig at me for why, when, who, where etc... She was ONLY content with me when I wasn't clean or fresh. "Wait...so why are you all a sudden putting clean pants on? So why don't you wear the jeans you wore yesterday? So? I don't get it who are you going to see today? So why did you take a shower then? Yea, but you took like 10 minutes this time who are you trying to get clean for? "

True Story, folks. She was so miserable and jealous and it turned me off so much we were married 3 years and I didn't put my dick in her for the whole duration. Nothing. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. The thought of it made me squirm. Her jealousy and insecurity was too overwhealming.

That was THEN, This is NOW and I have to say it feels awesome to be able to leave my phone, keys, wallet out in the open around my new girl knowing that she can care less. THAT keeps me into her and keeps me wanting to NOT fuck it up.

- Block!

Block u should slap yourself in the face for even marrying a girl like that.

shame on u

Relentless · « **Reply #77 on:** June 15, 2009, 05:03:45 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on June 14, 2009, 08:56:11 PM

my gf reads most everthing i post here on getbig. and facebook lets everyone see everything, so she sees on that too. she doesnt like me watching porn, because she once read a post i made on here about how i like to watch porn with guys who cocks look like mine so its eays to imagin its my cock in the film. so she thinks i would want to fuck the girls in the porn, which she thinks means i want to cheat on her.

LOL! She had every reason to be worried about you...

Relentless · « **Reply #78 on:** June 15, 2009, 05:04:33 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on June 15, 2009, 10:19:08 AM

This is, hands down, the most disturbing thing I've seen on here in a long, long time.

QFT.

Tbombz...that's just weird dude.

HTexan · « **Reply #79 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:36:41 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on June 15, 2009, 10:19:08 AM

This is, hands down, the most disturbing thing I've seen on here in a long, long time.

Truth. $:-\$

Blockhead · « **Reply #80 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:40:50 PM »

Quote from: ShreddedKing on June 15, 2009, 04:01:03 PM

Block u should slap yourself in the face for even marrying a girl like that.

shame on u

Believe me I have many times... We all fuck up. Playas fuck up, to!

- Block!

nycbull · « **Reply #81 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:58:28 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 05:07:24 AM

I used to deal with the same things with my EX-wife. She was the most jealous, insecure and totally bizarre woman I have ever known. One of out biggest fights came from the fact that upon arrival from the grocery store while we were unpacking and putting food/items away she noticed I bought a stick of DEGREE deodorant. Uh huh. I tend to always use Right Guard but I just happen to buy DEGREE. I think it was like $1.99 so I grabed it. In her mind, I bought DEGRE because I was trying to attract a new chick or I had a girlfriend on the side who liked me wearing DEGREE. Crazy, right?

All she did was go through my wallet, computer hx, car, clothes, drawers etc... She did it every day whenever she had a chance. It got to the point where I hid my car keys because she would go through my car when I was asleep or in the shower. I used to hide my car keys in a ziplock bag and put it in my protein jugs. I would toss it in a jug of Pro Complex, or whatever and shake the bottle up so the powder buries my keys. My phone, I used to hide by duct-taping it to the back of the refridgerator. She was so jealous that the mere act of shaving my face/head to her, was material to start a fight with me. Putting deodorant on or even putting on clean clothes caused her to get frazzled and caused her to interrogate and dig at me for why, when, who, where etc... She was ONLY content with me when I wasn't clean or fresh. "Wait...so why are you all a sudden putting clean pants on? So why don't you wear the jeans you wore yesterday? So? I don't get it who are you going to see today? So why did you take a shower then? Yea, but you took like 10 minutes this time who are you trying to get clean for? "

True Story, folks. She was so miserable and jealous and it turned me off so much we were married 3 years and I didn't put my dick in her for the whole duration. Nothing. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. The thought of it made me squirm. Her jealousy and insecurity was too overwhealming.

That was THEN, This is NOW and I have to say it feels awesome to be able to leave my phone, keys, wallet out in the open around my new girl knowing that she can care less. THAT keeps me into her and keeps me wanting to NOT fuck it up.

- Block!

Block you almost ahd me there feeling sorry for you, ready to call Oprah to get you on right away, but then you said you didnt have sex with her...dont you think that was eating away at her insecurity? she had a young bull stud for a husband and he wasnt giving her sex, she had to wonder what you were doing to get off? no?

Blockhead · « **Reply #82 on:** June 15, 2009, 07:21:39 PM »

It is because of her antics I didn't touch her. It was my choice. I didn't want to touch her. I couldn't. The thought of it made me squirm out of disgust. It was every single day from the morning I woke up to the second I went to bed she interrogated, dug, needled, clawed and scraped at me for anything and everything.

We're talking about a broad who would get frazzled and start a fight if I sprinkled Gold Bond Powder in my shoes to kill any odors because she correlated it with 'trying to impress some other girl'.

We're talking about a broad who would find an empty bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper in my car and bring it in the house, place it on the kitchen table and demand me to explain...

1). Who's bottle it was because she never sees me drink Diet Dr. Pepper.

2). If it is mine why I didn't get regular Dr. Pepper and why did I hoose 'Diet'...who am I trying to lean down for?

If you had a man like that, nycbull would you want to ball him?

- Block!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #83 on:** June 15, 2009, 07:25:36 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 07:21:39 PM

It is because of her antics I didn't touch her. It was my choice. I didn't want to touch her. I couldn't. The thought of it made me squirm out of disgust. It was every single day from the morning I woke up to the second I went to bed she interrogated, dug, needled, clawed and scraped at me for anything and everything.

We're talking about a broad who would get frazzled and start a fight if I sprinkled Gold Bond Powder in my shoes to kill any odors because she correlated it with 'trying to impress some other girl'.

We're talking about a broad who would find an empty bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper in my car and bring it in the house, place it on the kitchen table and demand me to explain...

1). Who's bottle it was because she never sees me drink Diet Dr. Pepper.

2). If it is mine why I didn't get regular Dr. Pepper and why did I hoose 'Diet'...who am I trying to lean down for?

If you had a man like that, nycbull would you want to ball him?

- Block!

Shiit, Negro. You're a better man than me. I'd have just shot myself. What a psycho.

io856 · « **Reply #84 on:** June 15, 2009, 07:26:44 PM »

I can't honestly believe you didn't have sex with her...

Did you never get any urges lol???

2Thick · « **Reply #85 on:** June 15, 2009, 07:34:49 PM »

Quote from: Relentless on June 15, 2009, 05:03:45 PM

LOL! She had every reason to be worried about you...

Are you implying that someone "on the down low" who admits to enjoying taking it up the poop shoot could be putting his girl at a high risk for catching HIV, Hep, and other nasty germs from him?

Blockhead · « **Reply #86 on:** June 15, 2009, 07:36:40 PM »

Quote from: io856 on June 15, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

I can't honestly believe you didn't have sex with her...

Did you never get any urges lol???

Married 3 years. Didn't touch her once. I had sex with her maybe the week we got married but that was it. Once in 3 years.

Yea. Of course. I did what I had to do, but urges for her? No. Never.

- Block!

honest · « **Reply #87 on:** June 15, 2009, 08:21:20 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 15, 2009, 09:51:33 AM

haha i know. strippers tend to become bartenders once they lose their figure, i see them all the time. Wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole or trust them to take out my garbage.

LOL @ "buy sexual"

Bartenders, where im from usually strippers graduate into escorts, or marry some trust fund schmoe who dont have a clue, have his baby and rob the dumb MF.

haider · « **Reply #88 on:** June 15, 2009, 08:32:46 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 07:36:40 PM

Married 3 years. Didn't touch her once. I had sex with her maybe the week we got married but that was it. Once in 3 years.

Yea. Of course. I did what I had to do, but urges for her? No. Never.

- Block!

I don't get this at all.. you maybe exaggerating a little, which is fine cuz it makes the post more interesting, but #1 if it was that bad, how would u even get married to her? and #2 how the heck did you stay amrried for so long with her attitude, and you not having intercourse with her at all?

Something doesn't add up here..

nycbull · « **Reply #89 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:00:07 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 07:21:39 PM

It is because of her antics I didn't touch her. It was my choice. I didn't want to touch her. I couldn't. The thought of it made me squirm out of disgust. It was every single day from the morning I woke up to the second I went to bed she interrogated, dug, needled, clawed and scraped at me for anything and everything.

We're talking about a broad who would get frazzled and start a fight if I sprinkled Gold Bond Powder in my shoes to kill any odors because she correlated it with 'trying to impress some other girl'.

We're talking about a broad who would find an empty bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper in my car and bring it in the house, place it on the kitchen table and demand me to explain...

1). Who's bottle it was because she never sees me drink Diet Dr. Pepper.

2). If it is mine why I didn't get regular Dr. Pepper and why did I hoose 'Diet'...who am I trying to lean down for?

If you had a man like that, nycbull would you want to ball him?

- Block!

hahah, no, she sounds like a psycho chick, but I mean you were in love at some point, having sex, then you get married and you are repulsed by her...so of course she went of the hook...I mean maybe its a question of what came first the jealousy or the no sex but still, it sounds like it kept escallating the more you ignored her the more jealous she got...how come you guys didnt get therapy or counseling...what happened to her?

gordiano · « **Reply #90 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:02:55 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 05:07:24 AM

I used to deal with the same things with my EX-wife. She was the most jealous, insecure and totally bizarre woman I have ever known. One of out biggest fights came from the fact that upon arrival from the grocery store while we were unpacking and putting food/items away she noticed I bought a stick of DEGREE deodorant. Uh huh. I tend to always use Right Guard but I just happen to buy DEGREE. I think it was like $1.99 so I grabed it. In her mind, I bought DEGRE because I was trying to attract a new chick or I had a girlfriend on the side who liked me wearing DEGREE. Crazy, right?

All she did was go through my wallet, computer hx, car, clothes, drawers etc... She did it every day whenever she had a chance. It got to the point where I hid my car keys because she would go through my car when I was asleep or in the shower. I used to hide my car keys in a ziplock bag and put it in my protein jugs. I would toss it in a jug of Pro Complex, or whatever and shake the bottle up so the powder buries my keys. My phone, I used to hide by duct-taping it to the back of the refridgerator. She was so jealous that the mere act of shaving my face/head to her, was material to start a fight with me. Putting deodorant on or even putting on clean clothes caused her to get frazzled and caused her to interrogate and dig at me for why, when, who, where etc... She was ONLY content with me when I wasn't clean or fresh. "Wait...so why are you all a sudden putting clean pants on? So why don't you wear the jeans you wore yesterday? So? I don't get it who are you going to see today? So why did you take a shower then? Yea, but you took like 10 minutes this time who are you trying to get clean for? "

True Story, folks. She was so miserable and jealous and it turned me off so much we were married 3 years and I didn't put my dick in her for the whole duration. Nothing. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. The thought of it made me squirm. Her jealousy and insecurity was too overwhealming.

That was THEN, This is NOW and I have to say it feels awesome to be able to leave my phone, keys, wallet out in the open around my new girl knowing that she can care less. THAT keeps me into her and keeps me wanting to NOT fuck it up.

- Block!

Goddamn.....Bitches be crazy....

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #91 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:36:05 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 05:07:24 AM

I used to deal with the same things with my EX-wife. She was the most jealous, insecure and totally bizarre woman I have ever known. One of out biggest fights came from the fact that upon arrival from the grocery store while we were unpacking and putting food/items away she noticed I bought a stick of DEGREE deodorant. Uh huh. I tend to always use Right Guard but I just happen to buy DEGREE. I think it was like $1.99 so I grabed it. In her mind, I bought DEGRE because I was trying to attract a new chick or I had a girlfriend on the side who liked me wearing DEGREE. Crazy, right?

All she did was go through my wallet, computer hx, car, clothes, drawers etc... She did it every day whenever she had a chance. It got to the point where I hid my car keys because she would go through my car when I was asleep or in the shower. I used to hide my car keys in a ziplock bag and put it in my protein jugs. I would toss it in a jug of Pro Complex, or whatever and shake the bottle up so the powder buries my keys. My phone, I used to hide by duct-taping it to the back of the refridgerator. She was so jealous that the mere act of shaving my face/head to her, was material to start a fight with me. Putting deodorant on or even putting on clean clothes caused her to get frazzled and caused her to interrogate and dig at me for why, when, who, where etc... She was ONLY content with me when I wasn't clean or fresh. "Wait...so why are you all a sudden putting clean pants on? So why don't you wear the jeans you wore yesterday? So? I don't get it who are you going to see today? So why did you take a shower then? Yea, but you took like 10 minutes this time who are you trying to get clean for? "

True Story, folks. She was so miserable and jealous and it turned me off so much we were married 3 years and I didn't put my dick in her for the whole duration. Nothing. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. The thought of it made me squirm. Her jealousy and insecurity was too overwhealming.

That was THEN, This is NOW and I have to say it feels awesome to be able to leave my phone, keys, wallet out in the open around my new girl knowing that she can care less. THAT keeps me into her and keeps me wanting to NOT fuck it up.

- Block!

was she colored?

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #92 on:** June 15, 2009, 11:12:12 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on June 15, 2009, 09:36:05 PM

was she colored?

pretty typical,,the black ones he is describing

Deicide · « **Reply #93 on:** June 16, 2009, 03:25:40 AM »

io856 · « **Reply #94 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:19:07 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 16, 2009, 03:25:40 AM

.

haha that picture is so true

I hate it when you feel as though you might have a "special" connection with someone only to see you are just another of the same...

CalvinH · « **Reply #95 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:35:46 AM »

Why doesn't she watch porn with him?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #96 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:47:22 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on June 16, 2009, 07:35:46 AM

Why doesn't she watch porn with him?

Maybe she don't dig tranny porn?

CalvinH · « **Reply #97 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:49:53 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on June 16, 2009, 07:47:22 AM

Maybe she don't dig tranny porn?

Hahaha

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #98 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:51:53 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 07:36:40 PM

Married 3 years. Didn't touch her once. I had sex with her maybe the week we got married but that was it. Once in 3 years.

Yea. Of course. I did what I had to do, but urges for her? No. Never.

- Block!

How did you not poison her cereal or something? Drive her out to the desert and leave here there.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #99 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:16:05 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on June 15, 2009, 05:07:24 AM

I used to deal with the same things with my EX-wife. She was the most jealous, insecure and totally bizarre woman I have ever known. One of out biggest fights came from the fact that upon arrival from the grocery store while we were unpacking and putting food/items away she noticed I bought a stick of DEGREE deodorant. Uh huh. I tend to always use Right Guard but I just happen to buy DEGREE. I think it was like $1.99 so I grabed it. In her mind, I bought DEGRE because I was trying to attract a new chick or I had a girlfriend on the side who liked me wearing DEGREE. Crazy, right?

All she did was go through my wallet, computer hx, car, clothes, drawers etc... She did it every day whenever she had a chance. It got to the point where I hid my car keys because she would go through my car when I was asleep or in the shower. I used to hide my car keys in a ziplock bag and put it in my protein jugs. I would toss it in a jug of Pro Complex, or whatever and shake the bottle up so the powder buries my keys. My phone, I used to hide by duct-taping it to the back of the refridgerator. She was so jealous that the mere act of shaving my face/head to her, was material to start a fight with me. Putting deodorant on or even putting on clean clothes caused her to get frazzled and caused her to interrogate and dig at me for why, when, who, where etc... She was ONLY content with me when I wasn't clean or fresh. "Wait...so why are you all a sudden putting clean pants on? So why don't you wear the jeans you wore yesterday? So? I don't get it who are you going to see today? So why did you take a shower then? Yea, but you took like 10 minutes this time who are you trying to get clean for? "

True Story, folks. She was so miserable and jealous and it turned me off so much we were married 3 years and I didn't put my dick in her for the whole duration. Nothing. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. The thought of it made me squirm. Her jealousy and insecurity was too overwhealming.

That was THEN, This is NOW and I have to say it feels awesome to be able to leave my phone, keys, wallet out in the open around my new girl knowing that she can care less. THAT keeps me into her and keeps me wanting to NOT fuck it up.

- Block!

All of that just to plug some protein ?

If I'm with a girl that is jealous i do shit intentionally just to see how many rpm's i can get her head to spin before she blows