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Tre

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Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« on: June 15, 2009, 03:24:36 PM »

Let the sleeping dog lie? 

or

Wake him up, cuz my food means more than his fucking happiness?   
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Army of One

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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 03:25:21 PM »
Not a very nice term to use for your boyfriend.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 03:25:25 PM »
I'd toss the dog and go hit the sushi joint.  But that's just how I roll.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 03:25:49 PM »
pitchin or catchin ;)
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 03:30:33 PM »

Baby mama said he tried to hump her arm the other day and she was offended by that.  I told that bitch this dog will NOT be neutered.  Fuck Bob Barker. 

Little pup began nuzzling his head where he shouldn't have been today and I just let him know that daddy don't swing that way.  We're cool now and my dog isn't gay.   ;D
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 03:33:29 PM »
Just eat the dog. Two problems solved.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 03:35:09 PM »
fuck the dog, fling it across the room so it wakes up just in time to slam into the wall and crumple on the floor.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 03:49:45 PM »
Doesn't matter if you eat a little later.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 04:06:45 PM »

Ok, had to wake him up...but it was to his benefit, cuz I gave him steak and rice (no salad, tho). 

Filet mignon for me, some juicy sirloin for him...little Jake's in heaven. 

And best part of all, he'll probably refuse to eat the dry food when I take him back to my ex-wife this evening, so she'll have to give him beef, too.   ;D
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 04:12:11 PM »
Quote from: Tre on June 15, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
Ok, had to wake him up...but it was to his benefit, cuz I gave him steak and rice (no salad, tho). 

Filet mignon for me, some juicy sirloin for him...little Jake's in heaven. 

And best part of all, he'll probably refuse to eat the dry food when I take him back to my ex-wife this evening, so she'll have to give him beef, too.   ;D

You heartless bastard.

I would have ordered a pizza with special instructions for the delivery guy to walk right on inside.

We have some real scumbags on this site.  8)
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 06:11:24 PM »
did Jay get a new haircut?
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 06:59:58 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 15, 2009, 03:35:09 PM
fuck the dog, fling it across the room so it wakes up just in time to slam into the wall and crumple on the floor.

x2

What's wrong with some people these days...  :(

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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 07:07:52 PM »
Eat the dog's ass and call it a meal. It's a win win for both of you ;)
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 07:20:30 PM »
if you farted he'll probably wake up on his own, you can get up and eat, and you won't feel so guilty.. :-X
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 07:21:34 PM »
sleep .
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2009, 07:25:23 PM »
Quote from: peroni on June 15, 2009, 07:07:52 PM
Eat the dog's ass and call it a meal. It's a win win for both of you ;)

creepy.
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Re: Dog is asleep on my lap, but it's time for me to eat
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2009, 07:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Hulkster on June 15, 2009, 07:20:30 PM
if you farted he'll probably wake up on his own, you can get up and eat, and you won't feel so guilty.. :-X
Classic, just classic get big here with that reply ;D
My dog loves me....wtf :o
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