Author Topic: Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee (Read 7640 times)

ToxicAvenger · « **on:** June 16, 2009, 08:01:09 AM »

she wont let me

i'm a jumper first and bber second...i gave up drugs and alkie...this is all i got left...as extreme thrills go....jet skiing is ok but how often does one get rough seas to really have a good time? $:-\$ (btw FL is awesome for that...ya can get some serious air!

) jet skiing on flat water is fackin boring

so girls....i'd like to jump again this summer...help me

Migs · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:48:31 AM »

you = the man

just tell her this is your thing and that it is safe. It really is fun. I went years ago and would do it again whe/if i could.

Butterbean · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2009, 10:04:53 AM »

Dear lauderdale,
Please let Toxy skydive again. George Bush Sr. just did it!
Your pal,
Stella

drkaje · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2009, 11:06:10 AM »

Do not post what you're thinking, Jake. This is a woman's board and a safe haven. Do not post what you're thinking, Jake.

Original Sin · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:21:12 PM »

What she meant was....

Dear lauderdale,
Please let Toxy skydive again. George Bush Sr. just did it!
Please remove the ball and chain as the extra weight will cause him to plummet to quickly
it can easily snap back on when he touches earth again.
Besides his balls will still be safe in your purse where they belong.
Use the time time to by a better whip, your current one has a flaw in it
Your pal,
Stella

Princess L · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2009, 03:18:27 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on June 16, 2009, 08:01:09 AM

she wont let me

i'm a jumper first and bber second...i gave up drugs and alkie...this is all i got left...as extreme thrills go....jet skiing is ok but how often does one get rough seas to really have a good time? $:-\$ (btw FL is awesome for that...ya can get some serious air! ) jet skiing on flat water is fackin boring

so girls....i'd like to jump again this summer...help me

Are you good?

How many jumps do you have?

Migs · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2009, 03:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 16, 2009, 03:18:27 PM

Are you good?

How many jumps do you have?

if he weren't he'd be a stain...

w8m8 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2009, 04:08:59 PM »

Dear Lauderdale,

Junaid adores you , and you obviously love him.....Don't worry he won't crash and die ....Prolly won't even get hurt

He really thinks it's great fun and wants to feel that feeling again. It's something he will enjoy MORE with your blessing.

Please consider it , I know you'll be open minded , he's a really good guy.

Thanks a whole lot

w8m8

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:59:49 PM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 16, 2009, 03:18:27 PM

Are you good?

How many jumps do you have?

lost count at 30

Migs · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:41:42 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on June 16, 2009, 06:59:49 PM

lost count at 30

31, 32, kinda keeps going like that

Original Sin · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:06:34 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on June 16, 2009, 06:59:49 PM

lost count at 30

That is impressive! Ever thought of being an instructor?

My friend and I did a jump in Hawaii...
She had the most beautiful hair, strawberry blonde and naturally curly, but very brittle.
during the dive all her hair snapped off from the wind. when she landed she had just a fine stubble on her scalp, almost completely bald. I haven't dived since then. It was so horrible for her and now I am afraid it may happen to me.

Migs · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:09:56 PM »

buwahahahaha

Princess L · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:35:05 PM »

Quote from: Migs on June 16, 2009, 03:27:30 PM

if he weren't he'd be a stain...

hahahahahaha

Quote from: Original Sin on June 16, 2009, 08:06:34 PM

That is impressive! Ever thought of being an instructor?

My friend and I did a jump in Hawaii...
She had the most beautiful hair, strawberry blonde and naturally curly, but very brittle.
during the dive all her hair snapped off from the wind. when she landed she had just a fine stubble on her scalp, almost completely bald. I haven't dived since then. It was so horrible for her and now I am afraid it may happen to me.

Holy crap!

That's awful

She must've been devastated.

I went once. Would've done it again and again in a heartbeat, until I did further research $:-\$ I can't believe I was jumping out of a plane after only 5 hours of training. My biggest fear was forgetting which cord to pull. Three weeks after that dive, my jump master died in a plane crash and the dive club folded.

Migs · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:36:57 PM »

i might plan another trip. It is cheap if you get a group.

Princess L · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:37:59 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger on June 16, 2009, 06:59:49 PM

lost count at 30

Okay, so it's obviously a passion, not just a passing fling.

This Convince my gurlfriend to lemme skydive again...pretty pleaseeee has more than skydiving at it's root.

Migs · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:40:36 PM »

just do it man

Butterbean · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:51:23 AM »

Quote from: Original Sin on June 16, 2009, 08:06:34 PM

That is impressive! Ever thought of being an instructor?

My friend and I did a jump in Hawaii...
She had the most beautiful hair, strawberry blonde and naturally curly, but very brittle.
during the dive all her hair snapped off from the wind. when she landed she had just a fine stubble on her scalp, almost completely bald. I haven't dived since then. It was so horrible for her and now I am afraid it may happen to me.

Quote from: Migs on June 16, 2009, 08:09:56 PM

buwahahahaha

30 jumps? Lauderdale, I think Toxy will be fine!

Quote from: w8m8 on June 16, 2009, 04:08:59 PM

Dear Lauderdale,

Junaid adores you , and you obviously love him.....Don't worry he won't crash and die ....Prolly won't even get hurt

He really thinks it's great fun and wants to feel that feeling again. It's something he will enjoy MORE with your blessing.

Please consider it , I know you'll be open minded , he's a really good guy.

Thanks a whole lot

w8m8

x2

windsor88 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 16, 2009, 08:35:05 PM

Three weeks after that dive, my jump master died in a plane crash and the dive club folded.

You in Missouri right? Did you jump out of Sullivan? I know one of the instructors died there but wasn't sure if they folded.

Princess L · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:42:52 AM »

Quote from: windsor88 on June 17, 2009, 05:58:06 AM

You in Missouri right? Did you jump out of Sullivan? I know one of the instructors died there but wasn't sure if they folded.

SEE! I knew this was going to be a problem

Nip it in the bud I always say!

NO, I'M NOT IN MISSOURI

In case you don't know what I'm talking about.

Quote from: Princess L on June 16, 2009, 03:10:48 PM

Miss Missouri,

I see that you're a new member. Welcome. Being new, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're unaware of some unspoken codes of conduct around here.

There are currently 2 font colors that are taken. ~flower~ has green and I have purple. That's just the way it is - has been for years. I ask you nicely ~ find another color if you must have one.

Secondly, even though Ron owns this place, STella is in charge.

Third, we always defer to Migs with serious dilemmas such as what wine to pair with lamb chops or heels or flats.

Anyone else feel free to add to the list.

Oh, and consider yourself lucky you didn't choose green

Deicide · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:55:07 AM »

Why are you asking your gf's permission anyway? Ridiculous.

w8m8 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:55:42 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 17, 2009, 06:42:52 AM

Nip it in the bud I always say!

I am ROFLMAO thinking of Barney Fife telling Andy that

w8m8 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:01:30 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 06:55:07 AM

Why are you asking your gf's permission anyway? Ridiculous.

no it's not ridiculous

it's consideration for her feelings as much as his own , and it's a generous gesture for someone you care about

Deicide · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:04:21 AM »

Quote from: w8m8 on June 17, 2009, 07:01:30 AM

no it's not ridiculous

it's consideration for her feelings as much as his own , and it's a generous gesture for someone you care about

What's the option then? Person A says I want to do X but Person B says you can't do X. Either way, no one is satisfied. Skydiving isn't cheating, involves no sex or anything else a woman might worry about. Seriously, why must an adult ask another one for permission?, unless he is on a leash.

drkaje · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:22:09 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 16, 2009, 11:06:10 AM

Do not post what you're thinking, Jake. This is a woman's board and a safe haven. Do not post what you're thinking, Jake.

Still great advice.

Butterbean · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:33:54 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on June 17, 2009, 06:42:52 AM

In case you don't know what I'm talking about.

LOL

I think it's teal that flower uses.

Quote from: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 07:04:21 AM

What's the option then? Person A says I want to do X but Person B says you can't do X. Either way, no one is satisfied. Skydiving isn't cheating, involves no sex or anything else a woman might worry about. Seriously, why must an adult ask another one for permission?, unless he is on a leash.

Over here if Person B is uncomfortable w/something they just say so and why then Person A will make their choice but we don't forbid each other from doing stuff. We don't ask permission. Decisions like this should be made w/respect, love and the feelings of the other person being considered on both sides.