Author Topic: IS THERE AN UNWRITTEN RULE AMONGST YOU SKINNY TURDS ?????????? (Read 30227 times)

Deicide · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:09:50 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on June 17, 2009, 12:04:42 PM

Nice!

that Japanese chick looks fucked up.

Huge jugs though...worth it just for that.

tylerderden · « **Reply #26 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:14:11 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

yeah i get this shit all the time except i'm the jacked cousin evrybody talking bout...i doubt you look half as good as you think you mofo twink...

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #27 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

Maybe if you actually trained legs you would be the 275 the guy was taling about.

Boost · « **Reply #28 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:05:43 PM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 17, 2009, 12:59:40 PM

Maybe if you actually trained legs you would be the 275 the guy was taling about.

I keep hearing everyone mention the lack of legs.

any pics?

badlad · « **Reply #29 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:07:47 PM »

I've seen his cousin and it's true...he is way bigger than you

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 12:09:50 PM

Huge jugs though...worth it just for that.

thos are small,,myfriend,very small

Meso_z · « **Reply #31 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:21:36 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

haha, yes this stuff is fucking classic i know what you mean, "they" also refer their uncles, brothers, friends

whataname · « **Reply #32 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:21:54 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on June 17, 2009, 12:04:42 PM

Nice!

that Japanese chick looks fucked up.

Her feet might smell in those shoes...... but who cares??!!

The.Giant · « **Reply #33 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:47:51 PM »

I go through that every day because of height.

"Holy shit, how tall are you?"
"6'7" "
"Crazy. My cousin is like 6'10".

Funny thing is every time I've ever met the "cousin" they're always shorter. We must have different devices.

Jizzacked · « **Reply #34 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:03:12 PM »

ruhl talked about this one time and said it happened to him a lot, even when walking around offseason well above 300lbs. I have no idea why people do this.

nycbull · « **Reply #35 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:17:47 PM »

Did the twink also remark that you are the most hairless grown man he has seen on all of Gods green earth? :}

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #36 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Big Mark C on June 17, 2009, 09:23:55 AM

gregg why do you only get on your high horse when quakeroats is not around???

where is he? did he get owned again?

nycbull · « **Reply #37 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:32:58 PM »

Groink is in charge when Quaker Oats is away. He isnt quite QuakerOats but you will all get used to him.

io856 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:33:49 PM »

All arms doesn't get all my respect

Howard · « **Reply #39 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

It is the same with most everything in life, this is hardly unique to bodybuilding.
If I had a nickel for every guy who knew someone who ran a faster 40, benched more wt or was bigger muscle wise...LOL, imagine the NFL team and Olympia line up we would have if all this "one up myth talk" was true

chaos · « **Reply #40 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:07:21 PM »

Quote from: Big Mark C on June 17, 2009, 09:23:55 AM

gregg why do you only get on your high horse when quakeroats is not around???

Matt C · « **Reply #41 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Sarcastic Deity on June 17, 2009, 11:47:10 AM

yes, we must protect our fragile egos

Hi musclemayhem.com moderator.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #42 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

groing you are a very funny mofo

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #43 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:54:35 PM »

You should hang out at the Mirage Hotel more. You muscles will be appreciated there.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #44 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:57:04 PM »

Brutal male insecurity to make himself feel better about being smaller than you. Typical Getbigger!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #45 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:59:25 PM »

bigger doesn't always equal better

I, at 156, look much better than a majority of people who outweigh me be even 100 pounds

quality> quantity

BIG_STI · « **Reply #46 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

I get this shit all the time, 5'10 and 225 - 230 and pretty well built and I always hear I know someone who is bigger and more ripped than you. I saw one of these guys one time and it was some bloated fat slob who had wide shoulders and looked big in a Tshirt.

CalvinH · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2009, 07:01:07 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 17, 2009, 05:59:25 PM

bigger doesn't always equal better

I, at 156, look much better than a majority of people who outweigh me be even 100 pounds

quality> quantity

Dude you live in Albany.anyone that outweighs you by a 100lb is either a fat redneck or a lazy negro.

DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2009, 07:05:36 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

oh boy, no sign of a massive owning here?

You could at least have said, "well, your mom is definitly bigger than me"....

Gino30 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 19, 2009, 03:44:38 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

That was your reptilian brain feeling insecure.....

Author Topic: IS THERE AN UNWRITTEN RULE AMONGST YOU SKINNY TURDS ?????????? (Read 30227 times)

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