Author Topic: IS THERE AN UNWRITTEN RULE AMONGST YOU SKINNY TURDS ?????????? (Read 30782 times)

Palpatine Q · « **on:** June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM »

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280

!!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

Top Dog · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:10:23 AM »

Who cares.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:10:54 AM »

No. It was written in Skinny Turd Magazine.

local hero · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:14:21 AM »

i used to get that all the time... its even better when u know who there on about and they have hardly any size at all...

Spike · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »

cousin takes joose so he's prob 240 rocked

big dif between 240 'al natural'

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:18:17 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

still not getting any broskie $:-\$

Deicide · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:23:28 AM »

Big Mark C · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

gregg why do you only get on your high horse when quakeroats is not around???

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:30:42 AM »

Big Muscle heads= Mainly attention from guys who want to be huge

Ripped "twink"= Mainly attention from hot chicks who are really undressing you with their eyes

Deicide · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:33:29 AM »

Quote from: bodybuilder1234 on June 17, 2009, 09:30:42 AM

Big Muscle heads= Mainly attention from guys who want to be huge

Ripped "twink"= Mainly attention from hot chicks who are really undressing you with their eyes

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:36:46 AM »

Did you go home and cry?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:37:59 AM »

What is that tshirt? I love black rectangular pussy?

Deicide · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:38:09 AM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on June 17, 2009, 09:36:46 AM

Did you go home and cry?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:07:53 AM »

I love straight pussy

Sarcastic Deity · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:17:09 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

and you are hurt deeply

EL Mariachi · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:22:53 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

feelings hurt? why are you so sensitive groink

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:37:55 AM »

you may call me a skinny turd...
....i prefer slim and dark

Matt C · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:40:30 AM »

Quote from: Groink on June 17, 2009, 09:03:33 AM

I was at Frys yesterday getting some cold cuts, and as i place my order, the little twink behind the counter says "Wow man!!! you're huge!!!, what are you like 275-280 !!!!

So I laugh and say "Thanks dude.....no way ,I'm like 240."

He then goes on an on. "That's what i want to look like....you are thick as shit, you arms are fucking huge"....blah blah blah.

And then..... ultimately, inevitably it comes out..........." I HAVE A COUSIN WHO"S EVEN BIGGER THAN YOU "

I must be the smallest 240 lb "huge" guy on earth, everybody knows somebody bigger

I know what you mean. I laugh when skinny twinks go up to Greg Kovacs and say that.

Tre · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:42:24 AM »

You have to learn to cut them off at "You're huge!"

Don't let them go into schmoey descriptions of your bodyparts and shit like that. Don't let them tell you what they 'want' to do.

Skinny Turd: "You're huge!"

You: "Thanks, man."

End of story. You don't listen to a single word out of them after that.

Sarcastic Deity · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:47:10 AM »

Quote from: Tre on June 17, 2009, 11:42:24 AM

Skinny Turd: "You're huge!"

You: "Thanks, man."

End of story. You don't listen to a single word out of them after that.

yes, we must protect our fragile egos

evandatp · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:58:16 AM »

Lot of insolence to be noted in this thread.

Mars · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:01:55 PM »

haha even jay cutler had someone come up to him on the street saying he has a friend who is bodybuilding too and about his size

MB_722 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:04:42 PM »

Nice!

that Japanese chick looks fucked up.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 09:23:28 AM

.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Nomnomnomnom. Me love those thick thighs.

Mars · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:07:30 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on June 17, 2009, 12:04:42 PM

Nice!

that Japanese chick looks fucked up.

thats not a guy with muscles!!!