Author Topic: Should I just pack it in as a comp BB? (Read 2932 times)

Howard · « **on:** June 17, 2009, 06:43:42 PM »

I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up

. I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.

On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.

I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? $:-\$
Thoughts/feedback?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:44:54 PM »

this belongs in the "no body cares" subforum of GetBig

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:46:25 PM »

Howie, don't you post one of these "should i get back into it" threads every couple of weeks?

tendonitis · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:46:37 PM »

with all due respect howard, and i do mean with all due respect, you are never going to be able to complete a full contest diet

time to let go

Howard · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:47:43 PM »

I know I am no pro comic guys , but I was trying too be funny as in hahahaha here.

Red Hook · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:48:47 PM »

yes, and spent more time in the Banya with other brawny men

calfzilla · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:49:06 PM »

You suck.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:49:48 PM »

Howard, please pack your life in.

We have had enough.

lax · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:51:09 PM »

I care

Howard= Everybody's Favorite All American

Howard · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:53:09 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on June 17, 2009, 06:49:06 PM

You suck.

Sooo, I guess you won't contribute to my comeback training expenses?

calfzilla · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 17, 2009, 06:53:09 PM

Sooo, I guess you won't contribute to my comeback training expenses?

No, but that is a great pic of you and Ronnie Coleman.

Howard · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:57:22 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on June 17, 2009, 06:55:46 PM

No, but that is a great pic of you and Ronnie Coleman.

Thanks!

Howard · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:58:28 PM »

Quote from: lax on June 17, 2009, 06:51:09 PM

I care

Howard= Everybody's Favorite All American

Maybe I can get ripped if I do more piggyback cardio

Switznegger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »

Did you go to a Special school???

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Switznegger on June 17, 2009, 07:03:15 PM

Did you go to a Special school???

He thinks we are laughing with him....... not at him $:-\$

nycbull · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:08:08 PM »

why dont you start doing steroids, you want to, it will be like a gift to yourself....hell you paid your dues....why not enjoy your life now

Howard · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:12:59 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on June 17, 2009, 07:04:23 PM

He thinks we are laughing with him....... not at him $:-\$

Screw you guys...I know our current Mr Olympia is a huge fan of my physique
Look how pleased he was to talk to me about it

Howard · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:14:26 PM »

Quote from: Switznegger on June 17, 2009, 07:03:15 PM

Did you go to a Special school???

I did have to ride in on short bus, did that matter?

Howard · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:18:32 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 17, 2009, 06:46:25 PM

Howie, don't you post one of these "should i get back into it" threads every couple of weeks?

I figure if I up it to once EVERY week, I will be twice as likely NOT to do it.

Switznegger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:25:18 PM »

Well you do have a Fucking Huge head.FFS

BayGBM · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:46:57 PM »

Quote from: Howard on June 17, 2009, 06:43:42 PM

I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up . I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.

On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.

I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? $:-\$
Thoughts/feedback?

I think you've got one more in you; cycle up one last time!

The ChemistV2 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:58:45 PM »

I hear where you're coming from. There's times when I consider going in a show again, even though it's been about 15 years, only because I know it will force me to stay on a strict diet and get ripped again. I think, however I have the discipline to get in top shape again at 46, without going in a contest. Maybe you should just get in shape for yourself....not to have to compete. Just look great so when you go to the pool, or take your shirt off in front of a chick, you can feel proud and confident.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:56:16 AM »

Quote from: Howard on June 17, 2009, 06:43:42 PM

I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up . I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.

On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.

I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? $:-\$
Thoughts/feedback?

No offense, but please shut the motherfuck up. I think it's safe to say no one hear gives a rat's ass whether you live or die, much less if you "compete"

LurkyLurker · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:03:37 AM »

Quote from: Howard on June 17, 2009, 07:18:32 PM

I figure if I up it to once EVERY week, I will be twice as likely NOT to do it.

Posing fully clothed is cool.

Howard · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:24:10 AM »

Quote from: The ChemistV2 on June 17, 2009, 07:58:45 PM

I hear where you're coming from. There's times when I consider going in a show again, even though it's been about 15 years, only because I know it will force me to stay on a strict diet and get ripped again. I think, however I have the discipline to get in top shape again at 46, without going in a contest. Maybe you should just get in shape for yourself....not to have to compete. Just look great so when you go to the pool, or take your shirt off in front of a chick, you can feel proud and confident.

That is actually a good idea. On a serious note, my current goal is running more nad getting my wt and waist line down.