Booked & Ticketed Bitches!

[Tapeworm]

I re-enter America on the 28th of July so lock up your daughters.

What's the deal these days?  No liquids are allowed, like bottles of water or hand sanitizer?  Give me your travel wisdom Getbiggers.

[Howard]

I re-enter America on the 28th of July so lock up your daughters.

What's the deal these days?  No liquids are allowed, like bottles of water or hand sanitizer?  Give me your travel wisdom Getbiggers.

Where are you now?

[Tapeworm]

Where are you now?

Perth, Australia.  "A City For People."  That's actually what the sign near the airport used to say until they realized how stupid it was and took it down.  Some bright sparks in this burg.

[Princess L]

I re-enter America on the 28th of July so lock up your daughters.

What's the deal these days?  No liquids are allowed, like bottles of water or hand sanitizer?  Give me your travel wisdom Getbiggers.

You can bring on water if it's purchased AFTER you've gone through security.
Hand sanitizer?  Sure.  As long as it's under 3 ounces.





http://www.tsa.gov/311/311-carry-ons.shtm

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm

[tbombz]

you can bring tons and tons of 3 ounce containers though.

i had a couple bottle of various liquids and ended  up buying like 10 small containers and bringing them in all seperated.

[Howard]

Perth, Australia.  "A City For People."  That's actually what the sign near the airport used to say until they realized how stupid it was and took it down.  Some bright sparks in this burg.

Tell security you are a BB and know Lee Priest. That way you will be certain to get stripped searched.
If that fails tell them you know this guy in America (pic) and do a bicep shot.
Oh, if they bring over the drug sniffing dog, kick it in the mouth and scream.

[mass 04]

I carry Nitro Tech in a 3 oz container for an anabolic flight.

[Howard]

I carry Nitro Tech in a 3 oz container for an anabolic flight.
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LOL.
maybe he should tell him he knows Brent Harvey and get an automatic upgrade to first class?

[Tapeworm]

Tell security you are a BB and know Lee Priest. That way you will be certain to get stripped searched.
If that fails tell them you know this guy in America (pic) and do a bicep shot.
Oh, if they bring over the drug sniffing dog, kick it in the mouth and scream.

Haha, I love dogs and the last time the sniffer beagle came past me I gave him a pat on the head without thinking and the little bastard decided to stop!  I'm an idiot.  Thankfully, he moved on shortly without incident or invasive procedure.

[Tapeworm]

I carry Nitro Tech in a 3 oz container for an anabolic flight.

Mass, I'm officially chickening out on a workout with you.  I'm meeting pops in Maine instead of Boston.  You're a legend but I can't afford the drive time. 

[mass 04]

Mass, I'm officially chickening out on a workout with you.  I'm meeting pops in Maine instead of Boston.  You're a legend but I can't afford the drive time. 

lol thats too bad but i hope you have a good trip. Maine is bizarro world, anything past Portland i don't consider part of the U.S.A.

[Tapeworm]

You can bring on water if it's purchased AFTER you've gone through security.
Hand sanitizer?  Sure.  As long as it's under 3 ounces.





http://www.tsa.gov/311/311-carry-ons.shtm

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm

Thanks Your Worshipfullness!    Damn, with pics 'n all, I feel like a google lazy bastard now.

you can bring tons and tons of 3 ounce containers though.

i had a couple bottle of various liquids and ended  up buying like 10 small containers and bringing them in all seperated.

I don't really need much.  Just some sanitizer and maybe some acid for the annoying chatty guy that I always get stuck next to.

[Tapeworm]

lol thats too bad but i hope you have a good trip. Maine is bizarro world, anything past Portland i don't consider part of the U.S.A.

They've got a small place on Mt Dessert Is. and are looking for a plot to build a bigger joint.  Sounds like a beautiful place.  They're avid cyclists and plan to show me around on a bike.    Didn't someone come up with the idea of putting motors on those things?

I bought an exercise bike and parked it in front of the computer, 30 mins morn & night.  God dammed if a 70 year old man is going to end up carrying me back to the house.

[CalvinH]

 Maine is bizarro world, anything past Portland i don't consider part of the U.S.A.

Epic truth!

[Tapeworm]

Epic truth!

Oh, eh?

[Butterbean]

Tapeworm, lip gloss is considered liquid so it needs to go in your plastic bag.

 

[emn1964]

just stick it up your ass and you will cruise right thru security.  of course youre probably a bit loose down there do make sure it doesn't fall out of your rectum

[Tapeworm]

Tapeworm, lip gloss is considered liquid so it needs to go in your plastic bag.

 

just stick it up your ass and you will cruise right thru security.  of course youre probably a bit loose down there do make sure it doesn't fall out of your rectum