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Open Letter to Webcke
« on: June 21, 2009, 09:59:11 PM »
What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it.

Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 10:06:49 PM »
The breakfast club.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 10:07:46 PM »
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 10:12:53 PM »
Quote from: RPF on June 21, 2009, 10:07:46 PM
WINNER!

You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny!"
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 10:17:49 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 21, 2009, 10:12:53 PM
You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny!"

Very good!  ;D
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2009, 10:25:08 PM »
Quote from: RPF on June 21, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
Very good!  ;D

Start us another thread!  :)
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 10:32:19 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 21, 2009, 10:25:08 PM
Start us another thread!  :)

You're the one with decent threads.  I just flood this place with bullshit.  :(
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 10:42:29 PM »
damn the movies of the 80's were great :(

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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 11:01:05 PM »
Grab some wood there, bub!
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 11:01:55 PM »
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2009, 11:03:17 PM »
You're right. Its wrong to destroy literature. It's so fun to read. And Mo-Lay really pumps my nads!
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2009, 11:04:17 PM »
Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls!
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2009, 11:06:07 PM »
Stupid worthless no good goddamn free loadin' son of a bitch retarded big mouth know it all asshole jerk! You forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful- shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you dad? Fuck you. No, dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad what about you?! Fuck you!
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 11:06:49 PM »
What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?

Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 11:08:03 PM »
PB & J with the crusts cut off. Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2009, 11:09:07 PM »
No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in persuing a career in the custodial arts.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2009, 11:09:46 PM »
Safe to say you've seen that one once or twice?
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2009, 11:12:14 PM »
Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2009, 11:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Groink on June 21, 2009, 11:09:46 PM
Safe to say you've seen that one once or twice?


I was 16 and working as a ticket-taker in a movie theater when it came out.  When movies weren't going in or letting out, there was a lot of free time to watch the shows.  ;D
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2009, 11:16:49 PM »
Thank you G O A T B O Y!
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2009, 11:18:48 PM »
Quote from: RPF on June 21, 2009, 09:59:11 PM
What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it.

Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.

dude wtf you talkin bout?  Webcake is a good man, just back the fuck off and get a life.

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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2009, 11:25:07 PM »
You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.

Eat my shorts.

What was that?

Eat... My... Shorts.

You just bought yourself another Saturday.

Ooh, I'm crushed.

You just bought one more.

Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2009, 11:47:04 PM »
Quote from: jtsunami on June 21, 2009, 11:18:48 PM
dude wtf you talkin bout?  Webcake is a good man, just back the fuck off and get a life.

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Re: Open Letter to Webcke
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2009, 05:40:38 AM »
"How come Andrew gets to get up?  He gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"Well, Brian here was just telling me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area, that you are he are presently riding the hobby horse."

"What did he do when you told him?"  "He nailed me."

"Well, mister, you find a way to study!" "Yeah!"

"I'm in the math club, the Latin club, and phsykids blub...physics club."

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