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an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« on: June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM »
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 09:59:39 PM »
Translation "loved getting anally reamed" :o
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 10:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 10:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy

That was funny  ;D
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 11:19:28 PM »
how can anything going in your ass be a pleasureable expierience  :-X , makes me cringe thinking about it.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 11:28:32 PM »
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 11:33:00 PM »
Quote from: England_1 on June 23, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 11:45:11 PM »
Maybe he should get a tattoo on his ass: "Exit only?"
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 11:49:31 PM »
i would probably get a rockhard erection but depends on how the old lady looked like.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 11:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
Stop faking illness just to get your asshole fingered
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 12:03:36 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on June 23, 2009, 11:51:34 PM
Stop faking illness just to get your asshole fingered

LMAO. At least he didn't say it feels great, like a deep tissue massage inside the ass.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 12:08:35 AM »
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 12:15:28 AM »
Everybody want to be a bodybuilder, but nobody want to get their ass fingered.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 12:21:48 AM »
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 03:21:24 AM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy. 

Are you sure you have not been hanging out with BayGBM???
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2009, 04:32:33 AM »
whats gay about having your ass fingered when the finger is from a woman?
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2009, 04:50:44 AM »
Depends on how big her fingers are
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2009, 05:04:10 AM »
Quote from: England_1 on June 23, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.

Does not mean he could not have another prostate problem such as cancer.  If he is using testosterone that can bring on BPH.  An idiot would not check and use your logic. better safe than sorry.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2009, 05:04:44 AM »
Quote from: Okami on June 24, 2009, 04:50:44 AM
Depends on how big her fingers are

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2009, 09:01:06 AM »
yeah I am a bit nervous and waiting on urine culture results... hopefully it is just some sort of infection but if it is clean it is off to the urologist, which I am hoping to avoid.

I have been clean for a couple years now so no androgens to aggravate the prostate these days, still prostate issues can occur in younger men as well so they have to check it to rule things out. 

it is a pretty violating experience, I couldn't look her in the eye after  ;D
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2009, 09:05:57 AM »
so did the finger in the ass cost extra?
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2009, 09:14:57 AM »
Quote from: Method101 on June 23, 2009, 11:19:28 PM
how can anything going in your ass be a pleasureable expierience  :-X , makes me cringe thinking about it.
i got the finger test a few years back. HOLY SHIT!!! talk about pain. :-\
BTW, why do doctors talk about football and sports when they check your prostate? It's not going to stop the feeling of  violation.

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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2009, 09:16:50 AM »
Quote from: SS on June 23, 2009, 11:33:00 PM
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.

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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2009, 09:20:57 AM »
Quote from: Okami on June 24, 2009, 04:50:44 AM
Depends on how big her fingers are
Crucial point. Maybe he went through the AMA registry until he found himself a basketball player.
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Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »
Quote from: SS on June 23, 2009, 11:33:00 PM
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.

Find me a man who does not!!

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