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funniest excuse not to do legs...
« on: June 25, 2009, 09:06:14 AM »
I'm sure we've heard our share of reasons why people don't do legs. The usual suspects include "lower back injury"...."My leg workout is running"....etc. A good friend of mine though recently gave a reason that had me laughing quite a bit and just had to share. His reason for not doing legs? "Dude, if my legs get too big they'll make my dick look small." Am I the only one to ever hear this reason, or is it...as the brothers would say....brand new?

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 09:08:18 AM »
"Dude, if my legs get too big they'll make my dick look small." Am I the only one to ever hear this reason, or is it...as the brothers would say....brand new?
Anyway...that's true.  :D

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:10:22 AM »
Anyway...that's true.  :D
yeah that is. the bigger your legs and body in general, the smaller your cock will appear. luckily it doesnt effect the way it feels though !


just like having a huge noggin will make yoru body look smalller than it is.

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:12:22 AM »
as a natty Id have to eat a lot lot lot more if i trained legs seriously to make em grow. It doesnt suit my everyday life and diet, that's why i train quads/harmstrings every two weeks but without much conviction. I still hammer my calves twices a week.

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 09:16:58 AM »
yeah that is. the bigger your legs and body in general, the smaller your cock will appear. luckily it doesnt effect the way it feels though !


just like having a huge noggin will make yoru body look smalller than it is.

Yeah, my rebuttal was that exactly. She'll know when you're rocking that ass...that's all that matters. Guess some people just need the excuse.

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 09:19:02 AM »
as a natty Id have to eat a lot lot lot more if i trained legs seriously to make em grow. It doesnt suit my everyday life and diet, that's why i train quads/harmstrings every two weeks but without much conviction. I still hammer my calves twices a week.
legs respond pretty well to pussy workouts... by pussy workouts i mean light weight and super high reps..just going for a pump and burn. you might try doing them once a week regularly, but just do it pussy style... fucking around on machines with light weight... doing super sets and drop sets going for a burn. you might be suprised you will actually get some okay growth this way - but awesome cuts.

i used to trian legs like this 2 years ago... i was eating like 250-300g protein, all egg whites lean beef and chicken, zero fat, and tons of vegetables. thats it. so i had no energy (no carbs in me), and i just had no motivation at all to train leg... after a few month of this my legs were maybe aq smidgen bigger, but shredded to pieces (only part on my body that were shredded to pieces, actually. didnt even have a full six pack.


on a side note it was right after my dissapoitning experience with super super strict food intake, tons of cardio and trianing (for months on end) and not ever reahicn gany good condition, that i finally realized theres just no point in staying natural. lol!!!

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 09:22:08 AM »


My legs will get too big....

...and you see them doing quarter squats with a quarter on each side of the bar. ::)

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 09:23:21 AM »
I've got to play softball on Friday and I don't want my legs to be sore ::)



...oh wait,that's me!

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 09:23:27 AM »
And the legs are growing lot faster!  :-\ ;D

I remember that in the last 10 years (since I was 15) my cock grew around 1.3 inches...but my legs grew more than 8.5 inches...

Fuck!

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 09:27:50 AM »
The best one I heard is "I'll have to buy new pants"  lol

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 09:29:43 AM »
a guy told my ex-PT that he doesn't work legs because it causes him to sweat too much.
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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 09:31:04 AM »
I remember that in the last 10 years (since I was 15) my cock grew around 1.3 inches

That's not growth - it's commonly referred to as "an erection".

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 09:33:08 AM »
...on a side note it was right after my dissapoitning experience with super super strict food intake, tons of cardio and trianing (for months on end) and not ever reahicn gany good condition, that i finally realized theres just no point in staying natural. lol!!!

It's good you realized that while still young. Others waste years pursuing the "natural dream"  :P

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 09:34:11 AM »
And the legs are growing lot faster!  :-\ ;D

I remember that in the last 10 years (since I was 15) my cock grew around 1.3 inches...but my legs grew more than 8.5 inches...

Fuck!

 :D

you measure your cock that closely?  that's more than a little disturbing.  did you have an innie as a kid and was worried about it?

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 09:34:43 AM »
It's good you realized that while still young. Others waste years pursuing the "natural dream"  :P
juice is the best thing since people figured out that rubbing and sucking and fucking with genitalia felt so awesome

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 09:47:14 AM »
juice is the best thing since people figured out that rubbing and sucking and fucking with genitalia felt so awesome

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo ;D

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2009, 09:49:29 AM »
I had a friend tell me he didn't think he should work legs b/c it causes hemrhoids!!!!!!!!!

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2009, 09:52:12 AM »
you measure your cock that closely?  that's more than a little disturbing.  did you have an innie as a kid and was worried about it?
Closely?

I see the difference in the last 10 years even without knowing the measurements...  ;D

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2009, 09:52:19 AM »
That's not growth - it's commonly referred to as "an erection".
hahahhahaahah booooooooooooom kiwiols you got him beat by 2'' ;D
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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2009, 09:54:40 AM »
hahahhahaahah booooooooooooom kiwiols you got him beat by 2'' ;D

shit, my 15 month old son has him beat...damn, no wonder he over compensates by taking all those drugs

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2009, 09:55:47 AM »
That's not growth - it's commonly referred to as "an erection".
So you said that at 15 I wasn't able to present an erection...but now at 25 as an IFBB Pro I have no problem with it...

That's great!


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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2009, 09:57:15 AM »
legs respond pretty well to pussy workouts... by pussy workouts i mean light weight and super high reps..just going for a pump and burn. you might try doing them once a week regularly, but just do it pussy style... fucking around on machines with light weight... doing super sets and drop sets going for a burn. you might be suprised you will actually get some okay growth this way - but awesome cuts.

i used to trian legs like this 2 years ago... i was eating like 250-300g protein, all egg whites lean beef and chicken, zero fat, and tons of vegetables. thats it. so i had no energy (no carbs in me), and i just had no motivation at all to train leg... after a few month of this my legs were maybe aq smidgen bigger, but shredded to pieces (only part on my body that were shredded to pieces, actually. didnt even have a full six pack.


on a side note it was right after my dissapoitning experience with super super strict food intake, tons of cardio and trianing (for months on end) and not ever reahicn gany good condition, that i finally realized theres just no point in staying natural. lol!!!
Miss? Are you gonna be assigning us any homework, tonight?

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2009, 10:01:21 AM »
hahahhahaahah booooooooooooom kiwiols you got him beat by 2'' ;D

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2009, 10:49:58 AM »
i love how most people who dont even train brag about there strong legs,,'honestly, there just naturaly strong!!!'

i still manage to train my legs to some fashion even with a dodgy pop out knee,, upper body trainers lack of grit realy sickens me

upper body trainers that take gear sicken me even more, what a bunch of C U N T S....

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Re: funniest excuse not to do legs...
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2009, 10:52:20 AM »
Why train legs? You wear pants in da club anyway? ;)