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Re: To all the clowns praising Michael Jackson.....
« Reply #225 on: June 29, 2009, 04:33:51 PM »
Let's review.

-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:

Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.

And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.

Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.

Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.

Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.

LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.

A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.

SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.

The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.

The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.

“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."

Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.

He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.


Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.

He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.

Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.

Damn....


But Katt is right. A far as the question about the parents and where were they. Certain types of parents don't question because they are either blinded by Mike's stardom, and want to bask in ignorance, or want it known to friends, neighbors, that the children and they are associated with MJ.

As Katt said, what do you do to make a place comfortable to little boys...

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Re: To all the clowns praising Michael Jackson.....
« Reply #226 on: June 29, 2009, 04:34:28 PM »
Let's review.

-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:

Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.

And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.

Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.

Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.

Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.

LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.

A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.

SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.

The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.

The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.

“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."

Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.

He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.


Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.

He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.

Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.


Now that seems like a great life. ::)

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Re: To all the clowns praising Michael Jackson.....
« Reply #227 on: June 29, 2009, 08:26:30 PM »
Let's review.

-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:

Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.

And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.

Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.

Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.

Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.

LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.

A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.

SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.

The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.

The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.

“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."

Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.

He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.


Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.

He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.

Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.


getdumb Sun report above


The Michael Jackson autopsy results that were reportedly leaked to British tabloid The Sun are false, according to Ed Winter, assistant chief coroner of the L.A. County Coroner's Office.




 

"I don't know where that information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false," said Winter in a statement released June 29. Winters was responding to The Sun's report early Monday that Jackson, who died on June 25 at age 50, was bald, emaciated, had broken ribs and only pills in his stomach when he died.

Claiming it had seen a leaked autopsy report, The Sun alleged that Jackson was wearing a wig to cover his "peach fuzz" hair when he died, weighed only 112 lbs. and had needle marks covering his shoulders, hips and thighs.

Separately, celebrity gossip site TMZ has also dismissed the leaked autopsy report as fake. "A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we've learned the 'autopsy report' was fabricated and completely false," says TMZ.

Meanwhile, the L.A. County Coroner's Office has deemed the results of Michael Jackson's June 26 autopsy inconclusive, saying it may take several more weeks to determine the exact cause of death. However, Craig Harvey, operations chief, told reporters last Friday: "There was no indication of any external trauma or any indication of foul play." Michael's body has since been released to a private pathologist, where a second autopsy will be performed at the request of the Jackson family.

the kids are cute.  they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs.  i'd leave them with janet.


Jackson, who had been feverishly preparing for a comeback tour in July, was in full cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived at his rented L.A. mansion on the afternoon of June 25. Sources say his personal physician had desperately tried to revive him.

While speculation is mounting that Michael may have overdosed on Demerol (a narcotic painkiller similar to morphine), the Coroner's Office says it's still too early to tell what kind of drugs Jackson may have had in his system. "We know he was taking some

prescription medications," Harvey said. "But those tests will take an additional four to six weeks to be completed."


the kids are cute.  they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. janet would make a good mom





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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #228 on: June 29, 2009, 09:00:41 PM »
black people adopting white kids? hahahaha now that's something unbeliavable.

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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #229 on: June 29, 2009, 11:12:34 PM »
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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #230 on: June 30, 2009, 09:33:57 AM »
black people adopting white kids? hahahaha now that's something unbeliavable.

damn....the world is becoming more open minded and browner thinking everyday. 
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Re: To all the clowns praising Michael Jackson.....
« Reply #231 on: June 30, 2009, 09:48:25 AM »
the kids are cute.  they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs.  i'd leave them with janet.
the kids are cute.  they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. janet would make a good mom


Those are MJ's kids? They look plasticized, or the result of some Boys from Brazil experiment, not like real children.

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Re: To all the clowns praising Michael Jackson.....
« Reply #232 on: June 30, 2009, 12:22:18 PM »
yes we should all listen to katt williams ::)

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Exactly ;D It just proves that world is full of primitive, dumb people who believe in 'There is no smoke without a fire" and "If few people said it then it must be true" I mean...I am Nobody and i remember people who never knew or met me made up such a stories about my life that I couldn't believe my ears when i heard that! And what about man who was a legend for last 25 years and had everything!
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« Reply #233 on: July 03, 2009, 02:25:33 PM »
Haha...the mods deleted your trade a getdummy for almostmj



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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #234 on: July 03, 2009, 02:45:32 PM »
THE KING IS DEAD

Michael Jackson died while trying to play the guitar. Apparently he had a heart attack after his G string snapped while trying to finger A minor.

Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and moulded into Lego so that children can play with him for a change...

McDonalds has announced "the McJackson". It's a 50 year old piece of meat between 6 year old buns.

I'm going to see a new group next month – the Jackson 4.

Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery they are moving his corpse straight into Madame Tussauds – no need for a waxwork.

After the autopsy they stitched Michael Jackson up with a glue gun.

Jacko died of a heart attack this morning shocked when he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

Bad timing with the Jacko death - he was due on a family vacation in Florida next week... he was going to Tampa with the kids.

It seems Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack at home. He was in the children's ward, having a stroke.

Due to Michael Jackson's unexpected demise, all of his dates in London have had to be cancelled. Starting with James, aged 10, Peter aged 9...

Michael Jackson's three kids are being taken over by the NSPCC. However, Madonna has already said she would take Bubbles to add to their growing collection of monkeys!

MJ is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into plastic shopping bags so that he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

MJ has just been refused entry into Heaven...
Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the buggery.

An autopsy has revealed that Jacko's death was drug related. Medical experts are warning of the dangers of using 7 to 10 year old crack!

Confirmation has been received that Michael Jackson died today. Sources close to the Jackson family say the cause of death was a heart attack brought on by food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

The world mourns the loss today of two great white women, Farrah and Michael.

Michael Jackson wanted to be cremated, and his ashes to be placed in a box of rice bubbles - just so he could experience coming out of a kids arse again.

They are going to bury Michael in South Australia - they get a 5 cent refund for recyclable plastics.

He didn't die of a heart attack. He drowned in the Hudson River. His body was found bobbing under a buoy.

Farrah Fawcett went into a coma. God appeared and said to her "Farrah, you have given so much pleasure to so many people, what would you like as your final wish?" Farrah said "I would like all the children around the world to be happy and safe". So God killed Michael Jackson.

Police have ruled out foul play in the death of Jacko, he simply tripped over a pram in his flat. Police are blaming it on the buggy.

Jacko's ghost has been sighted in a children's hospital, looks like he will continue to try to put the willies up small children.

Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night is not until next Tuesday.

In a recent interview, Michael Jackson said he wants to have 10 children. He also said he wants to be a father again.

Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #235 on: July 03, 2009, 07:32:02 PM »
grow up kids
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Re: Michael Jackson - jokes / islam and movie rights
« Reply #236 on: July 04, 2009, 01:34:28 AM »
janet looks stunning as always.

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Re: michael jackson's ghost?
« Reply #238 on: July 06, 2009, 06:34:00 AM »
Yes of course that is Micheal, who else would it be?

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Re: michael jackson's ghost?
« Reply #239 on: July 06, 2009, 06:35:21 AM »
Yes of course that is Micheal, who else would it be?

a bird?

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Re: michael jackson's ghost?
« Reply #240 on: July 06, 2009, 06:39:43 AM »
a bird?

Shaped exactly like Micheal Jackson?

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Re: michael jackson's ghost?
« Reply #241 on: July 06, 2009, 06:41:45 AM »
Shaped exactly like Micheal Jackson?


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Re: michael jackson's ghost?
« Reply #242 on: July 06, 2009, 06:44:38 AM »

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"this bird is known for his michael jackson like shape.it was first discovered by prof.sergey astorofski in 1992"

Hahaha.  ;D

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Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live
« Reply #243 on: July 06, 2009, 10:08:52 AM »


The Tupac-style "M.J. Lives" conspiracy theorists are already hard at work, so why shouldn't the ghost hunters? In the above clip from the tour of Neverland Ranch on Larry King Live, Michael Jackson's ghost makes its television debut. Either that, or someone walks by a window to cast that shadow (so doubtful). You be the judge!

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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #244 on: July 06, 2009, 10:11:16 AM »
Yeah, it couldn't have been a guy walking outside the window casting the shadow.....besides if it was Michael it would have cast a white shadow as he paid for it to be.

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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #245 on: July 06, 2009, 10:17:13 AM »
look like the shadow had a hat on.  :o
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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #246 on: July 06, 2009, 01:16:11 PM »
cool! Not a bad shot. Could be real, but who knows. He did die suddenly and may have unfinished business, attachments to his earthly identity, and so on. Who knows the reasons for staying behind when one dies.
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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #247 on: July 06, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »
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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #248 on: July 06, 2009, 02:12:53 PM »
I didn't see the ghost being trailed by a small child....so no, not real.
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Re: Ghost of Michael Jackson Spotted On Larry King Live!
« Reply #249 on: July 06, 2009, 06:28:21 PM »
 >:( f----k ! we may never be rid of him !