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The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« on: June 26, 2009, 10:09:01 AM »
On one hand she's tired, hormonal and snaps at me a bit more often....hey, no big deal.

On the other hand her rack is gonna get bigger....this leaves me particularly warm and fuzzy.

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 02:27:59 PM »
On one hand she's tired, hormonal and snaps at me a bit more often....hey, no big deal.

On the other hand her rack is gonna get bigger....this leaves me particularly warm and fuzzy.

Your child will be blessed with amazing bbing genetics.
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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 02:54:39 PM »
How's the sex life?  I've heard conflicting stories but I've heard pregos wanna hump more. 

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 03:00:42 PM »
How's the sex life?  I've heard conflicting stories but I've heard pregos wanna hump more. 
We're fine thank you. We keep it between the sheets though.

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 03:15:55 PM »
Who cares? Do you know how great this guy's genetics are?

uh, no

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 03:21:09 PM »
How's the sex life?  I've heard conflicting stories but I've heard pregos wanna hump more. 

It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."


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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 03:31:44 PM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."



LOL.. sorry bro.  I guess everyone having kids is asking for it.

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 04:31:37 PM »
None of this matters. Genetics=everything

Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you talk about other mens genetics for 14 hours a day? Are you retarded or something? Btw, good luck with the pregnancy/baby MOS.
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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 05:47:30 PM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."


LMAO!! Good luck! ;D
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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 06:04:31 PM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."



LOL ! That sounds so familiar...

Sickness should go at 3 months, horniness will remain - mine's at 5 months, never seen her rack looking so delightful.

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 07:07:24 PM »
Double post meltdown.

danielson's still got it. :)
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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 11:59:33 PM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."



LOLOL  Man that brings back memories.  on the money

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 06:49:45 AM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."


LOL
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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 12:34:50 PM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."


just throw it in here-----it'll sedate her for awhile and get u a little rest from the hormonal-ness

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 12:18:24 AM »
It goes something like this:

"You know sweetie, I'm really horny these days!"
"Hey, I'm ready if you are!"
"I"m too tired to do anything."
"Ok, are you hungry?"
"I'm starving, but the smell of food makes me wanna vomit."
"So you don't wanna eat then?"
"Honey, if I don't eat I'll get sick!  I'm really horny though."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I'm soooooo sleepy right now....gonna get in bed"
"Ok, sweetie sleep good."
"Hey honey, would you bring me an avocado and some crackers and a popsicle."
"Here you go honey."
"That popsicle makes me wanna throw up.  I'm really horny right now."
"I'm ready if you are."
"I don't feel good, but I'm starving and horny and super sleepy."
"Why don't you lay down and maybe you'll feel better."
"I would put it's sooooo hot in here and I'm thirsty."
"Want me to get you some water?"
"Water makes me wanna throw up!  I need to call my sister."



Oh damn do I remember those times... When she was ready, she was ready right then... no stopping her.

But damn when she was "eh", it was just like listening to a cat trying to play the violin... Just nerve racking as hell.

Good luck dude... You're gonna need it!

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2009, 01:42:55 AM »
You are lucky she hasn't got to the "pee every 2 minutes stage" yet

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 09:43:35 AM »
You are lucky she hasn't got to the "pee every 2 minutes stage" yet

+1...lol...with 3 of my own I have no pity..pay your dues!..LOL..it's worth it though.

The first couple of months are crappy..but then, they get more of a glow and it's beautiful. My wife went from small C to DDD...it was awesome. She also became a f**king maching..again awesome.

It will get better bro, congrats btw. Take good care of her.

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Re: The pregnancy stuff has it definite ups and downs
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2009, 07:53:47 AM »
You are lucky she hasn't got to the "pee every 2 minutes stage" yet

When my wife was about 8 1/2 mons. pregnant with our first daughter we decided to go see a movie.  On the way in she starts freaking out saying she thinks her water broke.  We rush to the hospital only to find that the baby kicked her bladder and she pissed herself.  Good times.