Author Topic: Pandemic In My Gym (Read 2550 times)

Ursus · « **on:** June 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM »

Every tom dick and homo in my gym is now standing in middle of gym either boxing, MMA'ing grappling thai boxing etc etc

The gym is littered with fucking gloves, mits pads the lot.

Everyone talks about fighting. It was fine when one or two done it - not a big deal.

Its a free weights gym. SHoudl stay that way.

I sometimes wish you getbiggers could come over and administer some brutal cheeky words to these tiny tits.

I took some evidence pics. upload them in a minute

Deicide · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM

Every tom dick and homo in my gym is now standing in middle of gym either boxing, MMA'ing grappling thai boxing etc etc

The gym is littered with fucking gloves, mits pads the lot.

Everyone talks about fighting. It was fine when one or two done it - not a big deal.

Its a free weights gym. SHoudl stay that way.

I sometimes wish you getbiggers could come over and administer some brutal cheeky words to these tiny tits.

I took some evidence pics. upload them in a minute

Meh, you just keep on moving that heavy weight man!

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:02:48 PM »

there was a tiny tit at the gym today talking about becoming a personal trainer and how he takes fancy supplements with a "4 to 1 carb ratio"

Ursus · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:07:39 PM »

some 40yr old man, 150lbs around 5'10 challenged me to a fight at some charity thing my mate is running.

I said ok

Next day he changed his mind. He is a 'boxer' and now 'muay thai' fighter.

I just want to lift some weights without having to avoid ounches

Deicide · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 04:07:39 PM

some 40yr old man, 150lbs around 5'10 challenged me to a fight at some charity thing my mate is running.

I said ok

Next day he changed his mind. He is a 'boxer' and now 'muay thai' fighter.

I just want to lift some weights

You are a fearsome looking guy. I imagine you as a muscleman working for the IRA with a huge metal bat that you smash skulls with...

MAXX · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:13:47 PM »

got the same tools in my gym. although they have their own room for the pansy "sparring" they do.

needless to say they all wear "Tap out"

Ursus · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 27, 2009, 04:09:52 PM

You are a fearsome looking guy. I imagine you as a muscleman working for the IRA with a huge metal bat that you smash skulls with...

OMFG i just LOL's like a wheezy old man (cough atm)

some evidence of this pandemic - all taken on same day

I dont mind guys doing it but when 8 guys are all arguing what is better kickboxing/wing chum/muat thai/boxing/jew jitsu/tai kwon do etc its gets annoying

MB_722 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:15:37 PM »

you should open a mma/boxing business next door and charge a crazy fee

Ursus · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:23:49 PM »

Quote from: MB_722 on June 27, 2009, 04:15:37 PM

you should open a mma/boxing business next door and charge a crazy fee

the thing is most only do a class or 2 every week or so

Croatch · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:57:52 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM

Every tom dick and homo in my gym is now standing in middle of gym either boxing, MMA'ing grappling thai boxing etc etc

The gym is littered with fucking gloves, mits pads the lot.

Everyone talks about fighting. It was fine when one or two done it - not a big deal.

Its a free weights gym. SHoudl stay that way.

I sometimes wish you getbiggers could come over and administer some brutal cheeky words to these tiny tits.

I took some evidence pics. upload them in a minute

I sympathize. This MMA / GH / Gear / 30" chrome rim generation is amongst the saddest, since the hippies from the 60's.
We get it. You're not good enough to box and you're white trash...hahah, UFC.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:59:48 PM »

I've finally seen him with my own eyes, but our gym has a heavy bag guy who wears what look to be snowmobile mittens. You know, the leather ones with no fingers that come up to just below your elbows. I watched him last week while he worked the bag, and when I say he 'worked the bag' I mean lightly tapped the bag, and when I say 'lightly tapped the bag' I really mean lightly tapped the bag. 20 years ago I would have said something snarky; these days I just shake my head and go back to my workout. Tomorrow's always another day; who knows what I'll see?

Ursus · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:03:13 PM »

Very frustrating.

So much fight talk in gym - depressing

dr.chimps · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:17:51 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 05:03:13 PM

Very frustrating.

So much fight talk in gym, not enough fight - depressing

Ursus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:27:00 PM »

lol i read ur quote and though wtf did i write that.

I can wait till ufc fad dies out circa 2012

dr.chimps · « **Reply #14 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:35:16 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 05:27:00 PM

lol i read ur quote and though wtf did i write that.

I can wait till ufc fad dies out circa 2012

Senor Falcone's grand Nibiru event?

drkaje · « **Reply #15 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:01:33 PM »

Our gym doesn't have any of that shit. We have one local guy who fights but trains someplace else. Even he didn't talk about fighting while lifting weights.

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #16 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM

Every tom dick and homo in my gym is now standing in middle of gym either boxing, MMA'ing grappling thai boxing etc etc

The gym is littered with fucking gloves, mits pads the lot.

Everyone talks about fighting. It was fine when one or two done it - not a big deal.

Its a free weights gym. SHoudl stay that way.

I sometimes wish you getbiggers could come over and administer some brutal cheeky words to these tiny tits.

I took some evidence pics. upload them in a minute

Time to find a new gym, that sounds terrible

johnnynoname · « **Reply #17 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:03:45 PM »

whenever people start talking mma in the gym, I usually but in and start asking shit like

"so, does anyone else here like ZST?"
or

"I think it is pretty much over for Yuki Kondo"

then, i just watch the "know it alls" scratch there heads

MAXX · « **Reply #18 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:08:17 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 27, 2009, 06:01:33 PM

Our gym doesn't have any of that shit. We have one local guy who fights but trains someplace else. Even he didn't talk about fighting while lifting weights.

probably a real fighter then. not a pretender.

Ursus · « **Reply #19 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:10:59 PM »

No issue at all wth real fighters or boxers. come in get shit done and leave.

no fannying abt

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 06:10:59 PM

No issue at all wth real fighters or boxers. come in get shit done and leave.

no fannying abt

the real fighters are all cool
it's the posers that are all douche's

drkaje · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2009, 06:16:40 PM »

Quote from: MAXX on June 27, 2009, 06:08:17 PM

probably a real fighter then. not a pretender.

He is.

Comes, works out and fucking leaves. We worked out 2 or three times but my schedule changed. Also, to be honest... the strength difference was too great for me to safely spot him or give that extra push you get with a partner.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2009, 06:16:03 AM »

We have them also
Dkinny fellows wearing camoflage tapout knee lenght shorts,black tight vest tops,ufc beanie hat and doing impossibly light weights

Trapper_Slapper · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2009, 06:49:08 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 27, 2009, 06:16:40 PM

He is.

Comes, works out and fucking leaves. We worked out 2 or three times but my schedule changed. Also, to be honest... the strength difference was too great for me to safely spot him or give that extra push you get with a partner.

I've only met a couple boxers in person. Both were middle weights and could rep 225 like most people do with 135...

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2009, 08:44:47 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 27, 2009, 03:57:14 PM

Every tom dick and homo in my gym is now standing in middle of gym either boxing, MMA'ing grappling thai boxing etc etc

The gym is littered with fucking gloves, mits pads the lot.

Everyone talks about fighting. It was fine when one or two done it - not a big deal.

Its a free weights gym. SHoudl stay that way.

I sometimes wish you getbiggers could come over and administer some brutal cheeky words to these tiny tits.

I took some evidence pics. upload them in a minute

hahahahahhahaha QFT