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Army of One

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Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« on: June 29, 2009, 04:00:52 PM »
How do woman react?Any tips for quarter turning while holding a drink?
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 07:02:15 PM »
No quarter turns, but a few "Aery body wants to get drunk but nobody wants to drink no nasty ass Jager." This was met by a chorus of boos and a few "Does anybody believe this."
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 07:18:54 PM »
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 07:19:21 PM »
Jager is delicious and tastes like candy. People who complain about the taste of Jagermeister are weak.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 07:21:55 PM »
whats a quarter turn at the bar??
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 07:25:35 PM »
Quote from: The.Giant on June 29, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
Jager is delicious and tastes like candy. People who complain about the taste of Jagermeister are weak.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 07:40:45 PM »
No, but I do my patented "lean my elbow in to the bar so my tricep pops" all the time.  works like a charm
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 07:47:09 PM »
^^^douche
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 07:58:12 PM »
Quote from: The.Giant on June 29, 2009, 07:19:21 PM
Jager is delicious and tastes like candy. People who complain about the taste of Jagermeister are weak.

jager is disgusting. I drink bourbon. real men drink bourbon. college boys drink jager.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 08:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Groink on June 29, 2009, 07:40:45 PM
No, but I do my patented "lean my elbow in to the bar so my tricep pops" all the time.  works like a charm
i prefer the lean on the bar pushing biceps out with hands route as the bartender rolls her eyes in rejection.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 08:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Groink on June 29, 2009, 07:40:45 PM
No, but I do my patented "lean my elbow in to the bar so my tricep pops" all the time.  works like a charm

It way to obvious a move imop though...Its almost equal to the arms folded pushing biceps to appear bigger...Everyone in the room knows what you are up to...
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 08:10:00 PM »
instead of employing all of these bizarre routines and tactics, how about being in good shape, dressing in a decentoutfit, being well groomed, and having an amicable smile of you face so no one thinks your a tough guy or a creep :) :)
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 08:11:47 PM »
Quote from: MethodGNA on June 29, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
instead of employing all of these bizarre routines and tactics, how about being in good shape, dressing in a decentoutfit, being well groomed, and having an amicable smile of you face so no one thinks your a tough guy or a creep :) :)
Eh, sounds like alot of effort.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 08:15:45 PM »
Quote from: jack_ftype on June 29, 2009, 07:47:09 PM
^^^douche

funny.... that's not what the girls say.
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 08:23:44 PM »
Quote from: MethodGNA on June 29, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
instead of employing all of these bizarre routines and tactics, how about being in good shape, dressing in a decentoutfit, being well groomed, and having an amicable smile of you face so no one thinks your a tough guy or a creep :) :)

You do realize that would be next to impossible for most of the social misfits on this board without them having an earpiece and Mystery dictating their every move...
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2009, 08:35:57 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on June 29, 2009, 08:23:44 PM
You do realize that would be next to impossible for most of the social misfits on this board without them having an earpiece and Mystery dictating their every move...

flaring your lats and having a pissed off look on your face only works in very specific locales......namely: jones beach, the guinea part of the hamptons, (well maybe all of long island), and the jersey shore......most other places people look at you like your a douche. :) :)
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 10:59:52 PM »
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funny.... that's not what the girls say.
yeah, they say "what is that old guy doing here?"
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2009, 01:06:19 AM »
Quote from: jack_ftype on June 29, 2009, 10:59:52 PM
yeah, they say "what is that old guy doing here?"


Gimmick *yawn*
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2009, 06:57:30 AM »
You should see my lat spread when I walk into a bar 8)
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2009, 07:01:34 AM »
Chicks dig ILS  ;D
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2009, 07:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Groink on June 29, 2009, 07:40:45 PM
No, but I do my patented "lean my elbow in to the bar so my tricep pops" all the time.  works like a charm
That's an advanced move. Gonna have the noobs thinking they can pull that off and falling on their faces. Very irresponsible, Groink. 
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2009, 07:08:59 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 29, 2009, 08:00:22 PM
i prefer the lean on the bar pushing biceps out with hands route as the bartender rolls her eyes in rejection.

Hah! I can get them to roll their eyes in rejection with my mere presence and without all that bicep-pushing drama. In your face 8)
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2009, 07:16:54 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 30, 2009, 07:08:59 AM
Hah! I can get them to roll their eyes in rejection with my mere presence and without all that bicep-pushing drama. In your face 8)
Path of least resistance. Shrewd!   
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2009, 07:23:09 AM »
Anyone ever pull off the rear lat spread while queuing for a drink?
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Re: Do you ever do a quarter turn at the bar?
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2009, 07:23:28 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 30, 2009, 07:16:54 AM
Path of least resistance. Shrewd!   

Yes Doc, makes one appreciate all the tools our modern technology has given us to fight this injustice - Chloroform, You Tube dating tips from "playas", GHB, fleshlight etc 8)
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