How about : " On a date w/ Sevastase " 
When I used to visit the "misc" over att bb.com One dude fucked this girl, filmed it and said different misc terms during the sex.
If you did something like that, It would be epic.
"OH BROTHER YOU'RE NICE"
"DONT MELTDOWN ON ME NOW BITCH!"
"THATS NOT LEE PRIEST BITCH!"
"IM LIVING THE LIVE!"
something like that
