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True story at the BB Local Provincial Championships
« on: July 05, 2009, 12:20:08 PM »
just yesterday (July 4th) at the local provincial championships (equivalent of a State Championship here in Canada)

guy in the light heavy-weights is dripping on his back, a little more than the other guys. figured, pro-tan, lights, its hot up there.

the stage-hand goes to towel dry his back and a few others, as the have been posing quite some time.
next they call a few more poses, and as they get to the back-double biceps, this very same guy, who was dripping more than the others, pops an abscess on his rear delt!!

mid pose! pop! and no leakage...im talking a steady stream of squirting puss for a 2-4 seconds!!!
people in the crowd were F*ckin shocked to say the least!!

head judge on the microphone : "get him out of the lineup!"

lol...

would have paid to go back in time and get that on tape, or camera! yet another glorious moment in bodybuilding!


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Re: true story!
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2009, 12:22:39 PM »
good to hear nasser is making a comeback.  i'm sure team nassar is excited

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Re: true story!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2009, 12:25:38 PM »
good to hear nasser is making a comeback.  i'm sure team nassar is excited

did they let him back on stage after he cleaned up?

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Re: true story!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 12:30:57 PM »
did they let him back on stage after he cleaned up?

no.

as we say here on getbig,..

HE DIDN'T RECOVER  :-\

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Re: true story!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2009, 12:42:06 PM »
that is a crazy story, almost so funny it couldnt be true, if someone causght that on tape it would be the most watched clip on every bodybuilding forum forever.

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 12:43:22 PM »
all for a fckin plastic trophye  ::)

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 12:45:53 PM »
all for a fckin plastic trophye  ::)

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Re: true story!
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 12:49:56 PM »
that is a crazy story, almost so funny it couldnt be true, if someone causght that on tape it would be the most watched clip on every bodybuilding forum forever.

it makes you go hmmmmm

but,

surely not LOL funny

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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2009, 12:56:03 PM »
it makes you go hmmmmm

but,

surely not LOL funny

yes i agree, funny like "wow, that is so strange that guy got hit by lightening three times in his life", or "she is an amputee, but still does porn films".........not outwardly HAHA funny, but you couldnt make that kind of stuff up kind of funny

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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 12:57:25 PM »
yes i agree, funny like "wow, that is so strange that guy got hit by lightening three times in his life", or "she is an amputee, but still does porn films".........not outwardly HAHA funny, but you couldnt make that kind of stuff up kind of funny

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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 12:57:52 PM »
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Re: true story!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 04:02:37 PM »
just yesterday (July 4th)
at the local provincial championships (equivalent of a State Championship here in Canada)

guy in the light heavy-weights is dripping on his back, a little more than the other guys.
figured, pro-tan, lights, its hot up there.

the stage-hand goes to towel dry his back and a few others, as the have been posing quite some time.
next they call a few more poses, and as they get to the back-double biceps, this very same guy, who was dripping more than the others, pops an abscess on his rear delt!!

mid pose! pop! and no leakage...im talking a steady stream of squirting puss for a 2-4 seconds!!!
people in the crowd were F*ckin shocked to say the least!!

head judge on the microphone : "get him out of the lineup!"

lol...

would have paid to go back in time and get that on tape, or camera!
yet another glorious moment in bodybuilding!



I bet that sent at least one of the many schmoes in the audience over the edge :P

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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 04:21:51 PM »
good to hear nasser is making a comeback.  i'm sure team nassar is excited
I hope is back is improved. ;D

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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 04:22:54 PM »
i bet bay would love to lick his back

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 04:24:49 PM »
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a steady stream of squirting puss for a 2-4 seconds!!!

uh. I think you mean PUS. not PUSS.

squirting PUSSy is a man's best friend 8)
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Re: true story!
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2009, 06:34:13 PM »
uh. I think you mean PUS. not PUSS.

squirting PUSSy is a man's best friend 8)

lol

f*ckin A!

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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2009, 08:43:31 PM »
i bet bay would love to lick his back

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!