This site has people submit weird and funny texts they get. Really funny some examples...
609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris
714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
908): do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/