Layne Norton - 615 deadlift 3 reps.

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Strong dude, but Jesus Christ..... If he keeps that form up he will fuck his back and be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

Yep.

[dustin]

Chest has already been obliterated. He's going to fuck himself up again, I assure everyone.

All around strong homo. Uses pro hormones and designer steroids by the way. Far too much of a pussy to ever load up a syringe and inject himself with hormones.

[emn1964]

Chest has already been obliterated. He's going to fuck himself up again, I assure everyone.

All around strong homo. Uses pro hormones and designer steroids by the way. Far too much of a pussy to ever load up a syringe and inject himself with hormones.

How do you know he is a "homo" and uses pro hormones and designer steroids?

[Krankenstein]

Chest has already been obliterated. He's going to fuck himself up again, I assure everyone.

All around strong homo. Uses pro hormones and designer steroids by the way. Far too much of a pussy to ever load up a syringe and inject himself with hormones.

Epic jealousy....

[The Master]

Look, I'm sure he's a good guy and all, but the attention-whore/narcissist part of his persona is skeevy, is all. 

ahh, Dr.Sperms taking the ball after a giveaway by the opposition and then not going for a serious run with it

[dr.chimps]

ahh, Dr.Sperms taking the ball after a giveaway by the opposition and then not going for a serious run with it

Me? Run? Surely, you jest. 

[The Master]

Me? Run? Surely, you jest. 

You don't have to run in that funny game you play so passionately?

[dr.chimps]

You don't have to run in that funny game you play so passionately?

LOL. Not so it'd strike you as 'running.'   

/game tonight: 6:30 

[The Master]

LOL. Not so it'd strike you as 'running.'   

/game tonight: 6:30 

Getting the old mans curse of having every attempt at pulling off a sprint look like a jog w/a limp?

[dr.chimps]

Getting the old mans curse of having every attempt at pulling off a sprint look like a jog w/a limp?

No. I'm just joking. No hitches or limps or hip crap. My leg workouts mean I'm still all good. I will do about 50' worth of high knee lifts/crosses as I walk out to the outfield to keep the groin loose. Can't have that going south on me. Baseball is basically 90% standing around and 10% explosive running, less if I'm hitting 'em over the fence.

[The Master]

No. I'm just joking. No hitches or limps or hip crap. My leg workouts mean I'm still all good. I will do about 50' worth of high knee lifts/crosses as I walk out to the outfield to keep the groin loose. Can't have that going south on me. Baseball is basically 90% standing around and 10% explosive running, less if I'm hitting 'em over the fence.

No, Debussey will not take the hint of starting a conversation about your groin

Keeping the warmth and "looseness" there when doing explosive running = very important. Duck usually goes paranoia when warming up before some thunderous tabata cardio-sprints uphill. Going from 0 - 100% while being cold = recepie for disaster.

Have you done any statistics on you hitting the ball with the bat?

[dr.chimps]

No, Debussey will not take the hint of starting a conversation about your groin

Keeping the warmth and "looseness" there when doing explosive running = very important. Duck usually goes paranoia when warming up before some thunderous tabata cardio-sprints uphill. Going from 0 - 100% while being cold = recepie for disaster.

Have you done any statistics on you hitting the ball with the bat?

Oh, sure. We actually kept stats a couple of years ago, just for bragging rights. Mostly homers, tho. It's a slow pitch league, so, if you're not some quad, you're gonna hit the ball every time. A better stat would be your on-base % -ie. not caught or thrown out. It's a great game and the enthusiasms for it are akin, I suppose, to those who have a passion for cricket or football soccer(football).

[Matt C]

No matter what you say about his form he is still stronger than most of getbig and most IFBB pro bodybuilders.

[dustin]

Epic jealousy....

I'm not jealous at all. I've pulled 500lbs before at less than 180lbs, squat 4 plates below parallel, only benched 315lbs because of my shoulder and I can lift very heavy relative to my size. All he's doing is ego lifting. I don't want to get hurt so I lift heavy and intensely, but all within reason. You can lift moderate to light-heavy weights and grow like a weed. All that super-heavy lifting shit is going to do is fuck your body up. It feels good to throw up a huge weight but I don't get a good mind muscle connection from lifting heavy weights. And it feels like I was hit by a bus the next day. I'm young and I don't need to have messed up joints before my mid-twenties.

Layne is a douche and admitted to using Superdrol or some other designer steroid back in the day. I read it on bb.com and he quickly deleted his posts about it. I had a screenshot saved on my computer from yeeaaarrs ago. A lot of people were razzing him about it because he does his Linkin Park stomp to the top of every mountain and screams at the top of his lungs that he's natural. If he wasn't one of those look-at-me-I'm-natural fa*gots, I wouldn't care at all. I give him props for being very strong and determined, but I think he's a fucking retard for lifting so heavy. If he wants to continue developing his misshapen, horrible physique he needs to appreciate his body's limits and stop testing them.

His pec has already been obliterated. I predict a ham, tricep or bicep tear next.

[The Master]

Oh, sure. We actually kept stats a couple of years ago, just for bragging rights. Mostly homers, tho. It's a slow pitch league, so, if you're not some quad, you're gonna hit the ball every time. A better stat would be your on-base % -ie. not caught or thrown out. It's a great game and the enthusiasms for it are akin, I suppose, to those who have a passion for cricket or football soccer(football).

 

= these scenes from your matches?



Dr.Sperms in a moment of le passion?




Dr.Sperms finally feeling free?



Sports injuries on the team?




 

[dr.chimps]

= this scenes from your matches?
Dr.Sperms in a moment of le passion?
Dr.Sperms finally feeling free?
Sports injuries on the team?
 

Well, you went to a lot of trouble with that post, but I gotta tell ya, we take the piss out of ourselves every time we get together, more than those pics could ever hope to do. We have no delusions of greatness. Sure, we're competitive, and we like to win, but, man, do we like to have some fun, especially at our own expense(s). We trash talk each other, are (usually) good sports, play fair, and because of these  other teams like playing us.   

[gordiano]

It might have something to do with Layme screaming FUK IT UP, charging through the gym, all showman style and other assorted items which, admitably, may be completely genuine and all enhancement for his own personal mental frame. 

Personally these pre lift displays make my skin crawl (and probably chimps) - A lot like when I had to endure Kevin Levrone letting me know that he was projecting 100 pound dumbells "in my face".  Just a bit layme. 

But, you know, that's about it, it's not exactly a long list of problems, is it.

I agree, that stuff is silly. But...whatever works I guess....after all, it's not me looking stupid. 

[The Master]

Well, you went to a lot of trouble with that post, but I gotta tell ya, we take the piss out of ourselves every time we get together, more than those pics could ever hope to do. We have no delusions of greatness. Sure, we're competitive, and we like to win, but, man, do we like to have some fun, especially at our own expense(s). We trash talk each other, are (usually) good sports, play fair, and because of these  other teams like playing us.   

Debussey would not expect anything less from you when it comes to self depricating humor You seem like a guy that can poke fun at yourself for some good laughs

The D-man directorate would even like to play against your team once if accomodations for Debusseys wheelchair can be made. Unfortunately, Duck has a bit of an overdeveloped competetive instinct. So while you guys and Dump are poking fun at eachother and having good laughs in the heat of the battle, expect Duck to be sporting a face of reddish anger and lets just all hope she can contain herself from having to pee on the court having anger outbursts.

Could this be the finale in GetbigLeague 2012?

[dr.chimps]

Debussey would not expect anything less from you when it comes to self depricating humor You seem like a guy that can poke fun at yourself for some good laughs

The D-man directorate would even like to play against your team once if accomodations for Debusseys wheelchair can be made. Unfortunately, Duck has a bit of an overdeveloped competetive instinct. So while you guys and Dump are poking fun at eachother and having good laughs in the heat of the battle, expect Duck to be sporting a face of reddish anger and lets just all hope she can contain herself from having to pee on the court having anger outbursts.

Could this be the finale in GetbigLeague 2012?

Hmm. Can easily be accommodated, bro. We play two courtesy games during the Summer. The first against a blind team with one of those balls that beeps. That's interesting, as when you're blindfolded you tend to run off in all directions instead of a straight line. The second - and I think this is your speed - against a team from our local long-term hospital, some whom are mentally/and-or physically-challenged. They, of course, trounce us, and it absolutely makes their day.     

[The Master]

Hmm. Can easily be accommodated, bro. We play two courtesy games during the Summer. The first against a blind team with one of those balls that beeps. That's interesting, as when you're blindfolded you tend to run off in all directions instead of a straight line. The second - and I think this is your speed - against a team from our local long-term hospital, some whom are mentally/and-or physically-challenged. They, of course, trounce us, and it absolutely makes their day.     

Outstanding! 2012 it is! Team D-man directorate feat. DeBaseballBat as the main attraction vs. Team Dr.Sperms/old geezer.

What will the odds be?

[Tatyana]

I'm not jealous at all. I've pulled 500lbs before at less than 180lbs, squat 4 plates below parallel, only benched 315lbs because of my shoulder and I can lift very heavy relative to my size. All he's doing is ego lifting. I don't want to get hurt so I lift heavy and intensely, but all within reason. You can lift moderate to light-heavy weights and grow like a weed. All that super-heavy lifting shit is going to do is fuck your body up. It feels good to throw up a huge weight but I don't get a good mind muscle connection from lifting heavy weights. And it feels like I was hit by a bus the next day. I'm young and I don't need to have messed up joints before my mid-twenties.

Layne is a douche and admitted to using Superdrol or some other designer steroid back in the day. I read it on bb.com and he quickly deleted his posts about it. I had a screenshot saved on my computer from yeeaaarrs ago. A lot of people were razzing him about it because he does his Linkin Park stomp to the top of every mountain and screams at the top of his lungs that he's natural. If he wasn't one of those look-at-me-I'm-natural fa*gots, I wouldn't care at all. I give him props for being very strong and determined, but I think he's a fucking retard for lifting so heavy. If he wants to continue developing his misshapen, horrible physique he needs to appreciate his body's limits and stop testing them.

His pec has already been obliterated. I predict a ham, tricep or bicep tear next.

I think you are confusing the short pro-hormone cycle with Eric Brosser.

[Van_Bilderass]

I think you are confusing the short pro-hormone cycle with Eric Brosser.

Eric Broser, now that's a liar if I ever saw one.

[Krankenstein]

I'm not jealous at all. I've pulled 500lbs before at less than 180lbs, squat 4 plates below parallel, only benched 315lbs because of my shoulder and I can lift very heavy relative to my size.

Sure you did. 

Layne is a douche and admitted to using Superdrol or some other designer steroid back in the day. I read it on bb.com and he quickly deleted his posts about it. I had a screenshot saved on my computer from yeeaaarrs ago.

Sure he did.   

Continued epic jealousy....care to post of pic of your 'massive' physique so we all may marvel at your superiority?

[dustin]

I think you are confusing the short pro-hormone cycle with Eric Brosser.

No but I remember that too. Eric Brosser, Kiyoshi Moody, Skip La Cour, Doug Miller, Chris Faildo, even Serge Nubret all claim to be natural. Do people honestly believe this shit?

That's just one of my beefs with Norton. He's strong as HELL - I've never said otherwise. It's the drug free natural f*gs that need to defend his honor and meltdown anytime people point out that he's a hypocritical loser. I don't care if he deadlifts 5000lbs raw, anyone who stomps around in the gym like that is a loser. He could have Adriana Lima impaled on his 12" cock and I'll still call him a shrimp dick f*g. That's just how it goes.

[Krankenstein]

No but I remember that too. Eric Brosser, Kiyoshi Moody, Skip La Cour, Doug Miller, Chris Faildo, even Serge Nubret all claim to be natural. Do people honestly believe this shit?

That's just one of my beefs with Norton. He's strong as HELL - I've never said otherwise. It's the drug free natural f*gs that need to defend his honor and meltdown anytime people point out that he's a hypocritical loser. I don't care if he deadlifts 5000lbs raw, anyone who stomps around in the gym like that is a loser. He could have Adriana Lima impaled on his 12" cock and I'll still call him a shrimp dick f*g. That's just how it goes.

I would say meltdown, but the fact you have intimate details of the guys unit can only mean you have brutal gay admiration. 

P.S.  Layne is natural.  HTH