Author Topic: sick yesterday from just 3 buiscuits 2 hashbrowns and 1 frenchfrie+ offtopic (Read 1579 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** July 07, 2009, 04:42:30 AM »

when i was younger i could eat piles and piles of food. now when i eat true man portions i just get sick feeling and sleepy. i could not recover

on a sidenote i need some advice to what girl to have a relationship with

one is an 18 year old virgin who im probably gonna see saturday and loves to talk it up on the phone is real sassy and has this really hot voice but really likes and enjoys the falcon

the other is 20 and i dont think shes a virgin but wishes to know the falcon also, the thing is it would be pure hell talkin it up to both these chicks on a daily basis because the convos last a long time they are both hot in there own young ass ways . i havent calld this one yet, she shot me her number the other day

webcake · « **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:46:44 AM »

"crab shack"............is that some kind of omen?

io856 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:47:30 AM »

obviously the blonde one

Marty Champions · « **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:51:52 AM »

Quote from: io856 on July 07, 2009, 04:47:30 AM

obviously the blonde one

well the brunette one is also a blonde

Marty Champions · « **Reply #4 on:** July 07, 2009, 04:57:30 AM »

i cant decide between the two, i can have either one but not both, cause these two types of chicks are the kind to call everyday and keep tabs, whats gay is they kinda both started hollarin at me at the same time and gave me there numbers at the same time

so its not like i can 'play' them, im gonna have to settle for one of these tight asses

oh yeah back on topic, im no longer eating fucking buiscuits, yesterday was hell felt like dieing and puking

lvtolft · « **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:22:08 AM »

At this time in your life, I say juggle both. You have the time and energy to do so. If they ever find out, who cares, plenty more out there.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:27:37 AM »

Quote from: lvtolft on July 07, 2009, 05:22:08 AM

At this time in your life, I say juggle both. You have the time and energy to do so. If they ever find out, who cares, plenty more out there.

considering how easy it is for me to make a girl attached to me by always somewhat appealing to there emotions and the funny in conversations=sure way to attain a girl

the thing is while im laying down or relaxing ill talk on the phone a long ass time but dont know if i could juggle two, i may attempt at first though. i just hate how i connected with them both at nearly the sametime using my tactics of the normal funny but the new emotional tactics, because girls are really just looking for one dude, and can tell if they are hesistant in a relationship and will leave quickly if you are hesitant

my 'game' used to be how funny i was and how good looking i was but that doesnt work on chicks like it used to. when i get them to think i am looking for love *wich i am* it certainly draws them closer

and im really curious to how there vaginas taste

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #7 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:29:40 AM »

Johnny the first pic girl looks to be a Carrboro type that is only one step away from doing that inverted peace sign....

Second girl looks like a Hillsborough type who wants to go to school at UNC...

Marty Champions · « **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:33:10 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2009, 05:29:40 AM

Johnny the first pic girl looks to be a Carrboro type that is only one step away from doing that inverted peace sign....

Second girl looks like a Hillsborough type who wants to go to school at UNC...

hahah the first one is by elon the second is by chapel hill but in PA right now moving back

that first one sounds so fucking cute, her voice is all high pitch sassy and kinda horse sounding like she probably screams alot like young hot teens who get wasted and are loud

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:40:18 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 07, 2009, 05:33:10 AM

hahah the first one is by elon the second is by chapel hill but in PA right now moving back

that first one sounds so fucking cute, her voice is all high pitch sassy and kinda horse sounding like she probably screams alot like young hot teens who get wasted and are loud

Hey I did pretty good.

Elon is a good school too. Private and costly. Had a friend who played baseball there back in the day.

They both look like fun, so you really can't go wrong. Plus, you are the Falconian, so it's always a good day!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:48:56 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 07, 2009, 05:40:18 AM

Hey I did pretty good.

Elon is a good school too. Private and costly. Had a friend who played baseball there back in the day.

They both look like fun, so you really can't go wrong. Plus, you are the Falconian, so it's always a good day!

i think she wants to go to school but isnt right now. im at a stage in my life where i could support them fully without them really having to work and have one of them live with me and help me in my real estate buisness. i think im gonna quit bodybuilding and just stay lean, i cant seem to eat alot of food anymore all it does is make me sick and sleepy $:-\$ but this will put me more in touch with the feminine i suppose. so many years of bodybuilding only to be bored with it and realizing its basically alot of excessive shitting and lifting , i think its time for me to be just one of those "luvvy dubby" type guys who is with his woman all the time

Spike · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2009, 06:38:30 AM »

damn is everyone on this board from NC??

hell yea

noworries · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2009, 07:58:31 AM »

Quote from: Spike on July 07, 2009, 06:38:30 AM

damn is everyone on this board from NC??

hell yea

Just the fucked up ones

lax · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:15:03 AM »

Quote from: noworries on July 07, 2009, 07:58:31 AM

Just the fucked up ones

just the inbred ones

njflex · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:35:37 AM »

AFTER a fine and exhausting day of painting,spackling,falconny needs a fine ass hoe to clean him up.

Spike · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:58:00 AM »

Quote from: lax on July 07, 2009, 08:15:03 AM

just the inbred ones

guess everyone is a runner up at a Ford modeling convention up in Secaucus, 2.3 miles off the jersey turnpike

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:00:51 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 07, 2009, 04:42:30 AM

when i was younger i could eat piles and piles of food. now when i eat true man portions i just get sick feeling and sleepy. i could not recover

on a sidenote i need some advice to what girl to have a relationship with

one is an 18 year old virgin who im probably gonna see saturday and loves to talk it up on the phone is real sassy and has this really hot voice but really likes and enjoys the falcon

the other is 20 and i dont think shes a virgin but wishes to know the falcon also, the thing is it would be pure hell talkin it up to both these chicks on a daily basis because the convos last a long time they are both hot in there own young ass ways . i havent calld this one yet, she shot me her number the other day

Are you ruling out a relationship with the little boy on the right in the 1st pic so?

nicky.smth · « **Reply #17 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:19:36 AM »

I think the falcon can handle both, that is if he stays away from the paint thinner

ChristopherA · « **Reply #18 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Okami on July 07, 2009, 09:00:51 AM

Are you ruling out a relationship with the little boy on the right in the 1st pic so?

uberman09 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:07:11 PM »

judging which one you could choose based only on looks+ first possible mistake.

Choose the one that's the most sincere and tell both what you want to do with her and seeask/ if they agree from the very very begining of the relationship.
It obviously requires you to have a plan about what you want to do with them.

Again, do not make the mistake to choose mainly based on looks.

To be honnest, you're still too insecure and influenced by society to make any of these relationships last long, but if you pick the smartest/most sincere one you will be able to overcome any difficulties with her, even your own insecurities.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #20 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:08:50 PM »

Quote from: uberman09 on July 07, 2009, 02:07:11 PM

judging which one you could choose based only on looks+ first possible mistake.

Choose the one that's the most sincere and tell both what you want to do with her and seeask/ if they agree from the very very begining of the relationship.
It obviously requires you to have a plan about what you want to do with them.

Again, do not make the mistake to choose mainly based on looks.

To be honnest, you're still too insecure and influenced by society to make any of these relationships last long, but if you pick the smartest/most sincere one you will be able to overcome any difficulties with her, even your own insecurities.

When did Dr. Phil start posting on getbig?

Rampage · « **Reply #21 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:34:40 AM »

Be flippant about it

The more a person tries to hide , the more there is to be suspicious about

Make it knoooown that you are seeing both of them.and when they ask `heyyy , whats up with that?` , you laugh it off and make it as if its nothing and verry normal.All participants in a `courting` know its ultimately about sex

Listen they , both dont mean squat to you now& cant be hectic with you emotionally about it , but once they do become close and you try to pull this shit off , it wont work.Do it now while they still in the feeling out process and are not attached to you.THIS IS CALLED BEING AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD , and females inherently love that shit and love being told what to do and just sit back and enjoy the ride without doing anything It might turn into a competition

I tell you its something all guys HAVE TO experience in life : while you with you potential gf nr 1, have the other chick come over.Start telling the 1 how pretty she is and just compliment her and just start making out infront of gf1.The both will join in and... voila.

Its the ultimate power trip for a man to be just flippant and in your face open about how he is going to fuck the both

Marty Champions · « **Reply #22 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:18:00 AM »

Quote from: Rampage on July 08, 2009, 02:34:40 AM

Be flippant about it

The more a person tries to hide , the more there is to be suspicious about

Make it knoooown that you are seeing both of them.and when they ask `heyyy , whats up with that?` , you laugh it off and make it as if its nothing and verry normal.All participants in a `courting` know its ultimately about sex

Listen they , both dont mean squat to you now& cant be hectic with you emotionally about it , but once they do become close and you try to pull this shit off , it wont work.Do it now while they still in the feeling out process and are not attached to you.THIS IS CALLED BEING AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD , and females inherently love that shit and love being told what to do and just sit back and enjoy the ride without doing anything It might turn into a competition

I tell you its something all guys HAVE TO experience in life : while you with you potential gf nr 1, have the other chick come over.Start telling the 1 how pretty she is and just compliment her and just start making out infront of gf1.The both will join in and... voila.

Its the ultimate power trip for a man to be just flippant and in your face open about how he is going to fuck the both

this sounds like a failurcon orgy ceremony with mystical chanting to brainwash hoes into heightend sexual instincts

Rampage · « **Reply #23 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:50:11 AM »

the female mind is a conundrum , who few have figured out..........thats why females are still with broke jobless bastards