I think it was:
"big ass just crossed my field of vision and I"m keeping my head perfectly straight so as to focus upon the gentleman approaching because I know the youtube world is begging me to stare at that thing..."
Obama is media shrewd and not a pig. The ass crossed his field of vision and his neck froze, much the way you'd do at the mall with your girlfirend next to you, focusing upon which food court place to visit while your mind worked on the gynmastics you'd use on that little trick.
Shit - I thought it was just me that did that
