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Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« on: July 10, 2009, 02:34:57 PM »
Some Russian (maybe he wasn't Russian who the fuck knows) looks at me after I do a set of squats and tells me to "keep my back straight", I'm bending "too far forward", and "I'm gonna blow my back right out".

I say "yeah" and brush him off with a hand motion. He then goes back to curling his 30s.

Fuck this guy. I'm a tall dude at 6'4 and when I squat down (even if its just a body weight squat with no bar) my back naturally leans forward. I keep it straight and not curved, but it just always leans forward unless I put some elevation under my heels. That's the way it goes. That's the way god/allah/natural selection made me. I hate when I'm dealing with an intense leg workout and some cock has to give me his worthless input.

Obviously I didn't just deal with this situation by complaining about it on getbig. I manned up and beat the living shit out of him. I told him if I see him near the squat racks doing curls ever again I will beat him that much worse and have sex with all his female acquaintances and family members.

He begged for forgiveness as I got back under 365 to pump out some more reps...
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 02:42:35 PM »
Quote from: nodeal on July 10, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
Some Russian (maybe he wasn't Russian who the fuck knows) looks at me after I do a set of squats and tells me to "keep my back straight", I'm bending "too far forward", and "I'm gonna blow my back right out".

I say "yeah" and brush him off with a hand motion. He then goes back to curling his 30s.

Fuck this guy. I'm a tall dude at 6'4 and when I squat down (even if its just a body weight squat with no bar) my back naturally leans forward. I keep it straight and not curved, but it just always leans forward unless I put some elevation under my heels. That's the way it goes. That's the way god/allah/natural selection made me. I hate when I'm dealing with an intense leg workout and some cock has to give me his worthless input.

Obviously I didn't just deal with this situation by complaining about it on getbig. I manned up and beat the living shit out of him. I told him if I see him near the squat racks doing curls ever again I will beat him that much worse and have sex with all his female acquaintances and family members.

He begged for forgiveness as I got back under 365 to pump out some more reps...

You did the right thing.

Next time, after beating the shit out of him you might want to drag his body over to the lat machine, put the pin at about 170 and then drop the stack on his head a few times.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 02:44:52 PM »
What is it with those guys giving advise without being asked?
Even worse the tiny tits who feel it's necessary to touch you during a set to show you how it's done.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 02:46:47 PM »
We ain't all built like tom platz, due to long femur and not flexible calf tendons us tall guys have to bend our back slightly.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2009, 02:47:59 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on July 10, 2009, 02:44:52 PM
What is it with those guys giving advise without being asked?
Even worse the tiny tits who feel it's necessary to touch you during a set to show you how it's done.

People touch you?

seriously i will elbow somebody in the mouth if they put their hands on me, unless they are a chick with big tits and nipples
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2009, 02:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Groink on July 10, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
People touch you?
seriously i will elbow somebody in the mouth if they put their hands on me, unless they are a chick with big tits and nipples

It happened once or twice. Funny thing is my training partner was a national powerlifting champ and stood right beside me. Some "trainer" still thought it was necessary to show me how to correctly straighten my back. I just continued my set as if the fool wasn't even there.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2009, 02:51:20 PM »
LMAO Dude we had a great workout! That piece of euro-trash would shake and crumble under 185 and that's the only reason he thought he felt the need to 'correct' you. Leg day is only for the brave. Any tiny tit can do alternating dumbell curls in front of the mirror.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2009, 02:52:28 PM »
I'm 6'3 and have to lean forward to.

Happens for all tall guys.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2009, 02:53:05 PM »
he only had your best interest at heart

at least he wasn't pushy or obnoxious
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2009, 02:53:40 PM »
yessssss! ;D ;D
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2009, 02:54:31 PM »
Quote from: nodeal on July 10, 2009, 02:34:57 PM

Obviously I didn't just deal with this situation by complaining about it on getbig. I manned up and beat the living shit out of him. I told him if I see him near the squat racks doing curls ever again I will beat him that much worse and have sex with all his female acquaintances and family members.

He begged for forgiveness as I got back under 365 to pump out some more reps...

You did us proud. You deserve an extra star for that shit right there.

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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2009, 02:58:54 PM »
Quote from: nodeal on July 10, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
Some Russian (maybe he wasn't Russian who the fuck knows) looks at me after I do a set of squats and tells me to "keep my back straight", I'm bending "too far forward", and "I'm gonna blow my back right out".

I say "yeah" and brush him off with a hand motion. He then goes back to curling his 30s.

Fuck this guy. I'm a tall dude at 6'4 and when I squat down (even if its just a body weight squat with no bar) my back naturally leans forward. I keep it straight and not curved, but it just always leans forward unless I put some elevation under my heels. That's the way it goes. That's the way god/allah/natural selection made me. I hate when I'm dealing with an intense leg workout and some cock has to give me his worthless input.

Obviously I didn't just deal with this situation by complaining about it on getbig. I manned up and beat the living shit out of him. I told him if I see him near the squat racks doing curls ever again I will beat him that much worse and have sex with all his female acquaintances and family members.

He begged for forgiveness as I got back under 365 to pump out some more reps...

Hmm....are you on test?
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 03:00:04 PM »
Quote from: nodeal on July 10, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
Some Russian (maybe he wasn't Russian who the fuck knows) looks at me after I do a set of squats and tells me to "keep my back straight", I'm bending "too far forward", and "I'm gonna blow my back right out".

I say "yeah" and brush him off with a hand motion. He then goes back to curling his 30s.

Fuck this guy. I'm a tall dude at 6'4 and when I squat down (even if its just a body weight squat with no bar) my back naturally leans forward. I keep it straight and not curved, but it just always leans forward unless I put some elevation under my heels. That's the way it goes. That's the way god/allah/natural selection made me. I hate when I'm dealing with an intense leg workout and some cock has to give me his worthless input.

Obviously I didn't just deal with this situation by complaining about it on getbig. I manned up and beat the living shit out of him. I told him if I see him near the squat racks doing curls ever again I will beat him that much worse and have sex with all his female acquaintances and family members.

He begged for forgiveness as I got back under 365 to pump out some more reps...
Yea Beat ASS 8)
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 03:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 10, 2009, 03:00:04 PM
Yea Beat ASS 8)

Sounds like Roid Rage to me... 8)
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 03:03:37 PM »
Quote from: Deicide on July 10, 2009, 03:02:42 PM
Sounds like Roid Rage to me... 8)
Spot on the money ;)
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2009, 03:19:59 PM »
"hdey brvo....you dov schmoe squats? no?"

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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2009, 03:49:55 PM »
365, your a beast  ::)
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2009, 03:55:57 PM »
Apparently he thought you were doing wrong... :)
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 04:00:22 PM »
You work for UPS! Put his ass in a box and send his ass back to Germany  ;D This also will work for Guatemalans  :D
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 04:05:38 PM »
Maybe your form was dangerous
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2009, 04:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on July 10, 2009, 02:53:05 PM
he only had your best interest at heart

at least he wasn't pushy or obnoxious

spot on
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2009, 05:05:50 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on July 10, 2009, 02:44:52 PM
What is it with those guys giving advise without being asked?
Even worse the tiny tits who feel it's necessary to touch you during a set to show you how it's done.

haha! yes, very common. i was doing skullcrushers once and this old creep came and "touched" my elbows to "keep them close" during this exercise. then i told him wtf was he doing he might have injured me and told me "he didn't see my triceps working".
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2009, 05:12:33 PM »
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2009, 05:51:06 PM »
when there's only 365 on the bar, i like to do one legged squats.  i put the other leg in front of me, and i usually hold the weight above my head.
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Re: Tiny Russian twit telling me how to squat?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 06:28:02 PM »
I would listen to a Russian on anything lifting because of the accent. Much like Asians and electronics.
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